Show Notes for Thursday January 31, 2019


Show Notes for Thursday January 31, 2019

THIS WEEK'S DEAR JOHN LETTER!
(COMMENTS ARE WELCOME)

Dear John,

I met a guy through a mutual friend. We have gone on several dates and he is the perfect man for me, except I think he may be a momma's boy. I talk to my mom a few times a month and I love her very much. It seem like every time I talk to him, he just got off the phone with him mom. I'm starting to wonder if that's going to be a problem. He's never been married and this may be why! I've never met his mom, but we're supposed to meet in a few weeks. I don't know if we will get along or if she will even like me. I'm afraid that when we do meet, I will be too worried about making a good impression that I will not be myself. His dad died a few years ago and he's an only child, so I think that may be why it seems like they are so connected. Not sure if this is a warning sign or a good thing. Any advice for me before I meet her?

Signed-WhatDoIDo

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January 31
National Backward Day
National Inspire Your Heart With Art Day


SURVEYS, STUDIES & SUCH!

A study by Sixgill Cyber Security found that criminals are using the video game Fortnite to launder money. The criminals are said to be using stolen credit cards to buy Fortnite gift cards and then reselling them on the dark web. (https://nyp.st/2sBHGlq)

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A half-naked Florida Woman was arrested early last Monday after she pulled down her pants and began dancing around in the parking lot of a Waffle House in Pensacola. Before her performance ended, cops report that 38-year-old Freedom Ryder Zobrist sought to grab the genitals of a restaurant manager before licking the man on both sides of his face. When Zobrist was first asked to leave the Waffle House property, she became verbally abusive and allegedly threatened to “retrieve a firearm” and shoot workers and restaurant patrons. Zobrist declined to answer police questions. Cops reported that witnesses told them Zobrist had “pulled down her pants exposing her sexual organs and started dancing around the parking lot.” Zobrist was charged with multiple crimes, including assault and lewd and indecent exposure. She is being held in the Escambia County jail in lieu of $800 bond. Upon her release from custody, a judge has ordered her to stay away from Waffle House and barred her from using of alcohol and unprescribed drugs. (https://bit.ly/2DwChmc)

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95-year-old “Price is Right” host Bob Barker was treated for a slip and fall outside his home in the Hollywood Hills. (https://pge.sx/2DvSnwi)

Almost all of The Real Housewives were in attendance for Andy Cohen’s baby shower in Los Angeles. John Mayer was one of the few men at the shower.
(
http://goo.gl/ugVas8)
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The United States Treasury is borrowing $1 trillion dollars to finance our national debt for the second year in a row. (https://bit.ly/2FV3P7g)

An NBC News/Wall Street Journal report found that 63% of Americans think the country is going in the wrong direction. (https://nbcnews.to/2MB6AuW)

A group of scientists are working on a pill that would treat people for loneliness.
(https://bit.ly/2HzgcaA)

A Florida Taco Bell had to be evacuated after a customer walked in holding a World War II Grenade the he found while fishing. (https://dailym.ai/2WqzfY4)

A Data breach in Singapore has leaked the medical information of 14,000 people. Even worse, some of the data were test results so people don’t know if they have Alzheimer’s disease or HIV. (https://on.wsj.com/2HL2rFE)

The Telegraph has been ordered to pay Melania Trump “a substantial amount” in damages after the British Newspaper published erroneous claims about her family and career. The paper claimed she was a struggling model when she met Donald Trump, when in fact she was making over $10 million a year.
(https://bit.ly/2Tjr6Tp)


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Nabokov may be the real inventor of emojis
Russian author Vladimir Nabokov, the guy responsible for the classic novel Lolita, came up with the idea for smiley emoticons in 1969.
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Tomophobia… Fear of surgical procedures.

WEIRD NEWS: Brought to you by WeirdGiftOfTheDay.com
A Pennsylvania man says his emotional support alligator helps him deal with his depression. 65-year-old Joie Henney said his registered emotional support animal named Wally likes to snuggle and give hugs, despite being a 5-foot-long alligator. The York Haven man said he received approval from his doctor to use Wally as his emotional support animal after not wanting to go on medication for depression. Henney acknowledged that Wally is still a dangerous wild animal and could probably tear his arm off, but says he’s never been afraid of him. According to the York Daily Record, Henney’s background also indicates a comfort with creatures like Wally. He hosted a show called “Joie Henney’s Outdoors” on ESPN Outdoors from 1989 to 2000. Henney frequently takes Wally out for meet-and-greets at places like senior centers and minor-league baseball games. “He’s just like a dog,” Henney told a woman at a recent outing to a senior center. “He wants to be loved and petted.” (https://bit.ly/2UhXfup)


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According to a report, a man constructed a potentially deadly bomb at an Iowa sushi restaurant because he didn’t think people took “these types of threats seriously.” 40-year-old Ivory Washington assembled an improvised explosive device that looked like a hand grenade at Akebono 515 in Des Moines. The restaurant’s owner said that patrons noticed Washington was acting strangely but had “no idea” he was building a bomb. Washington called the police on himself claiming that his bomb was fake. The bomb squad determined the device was legitimate and authorities immediately took him into custody. Des Moines police Sgt. Paul Parizek said, “We tested it to see it if would explode. It did.” Police said that anyone within a 10-foot radius would have been killed if the device detonated. Washington was charged with possession of an explosive or incendiary material. (https://nyp.st/2DpuoPo)

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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them 
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Show Notes for Wednesday January 30, 2019


Show Notes for Wednesday January 30, 2019

Today we visit with Tamara Duker Freuman about her new book
The Bloated Belly Whisperer: See Results Within a Week and Tame Digestive Distress Once and for All" ORDER IT HERE - https://amzn.to/2AxlAEe

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)
January 30
National Croissant Day
SURVEYS, STUDIES & SUCH!
A survey by Coopervision found that Americans spend half of their waking hours looking at screens. (https://bit.ly/2QMVQtT)

A study by Mattress Firm found that Americans have 99 terrible nights of sleep each year. (https://bit.ly/2FGwaho)


BRAIN ON DRUGS:
Brought to you by TimeForRehab.com! Each day we talk about people doing dumb things under the influence, but addiction is no laughing matter… if you or someone you know needs help, you can learn more at TimeForRehab.com.

According to Officials, a Texas college student whose drunk rampage on a trans-Atlantic flight caused the plane to be diverted was sentenced to prison. 21-year-old Jeffrey “Tanner” Libby was ordered Wednesday to spend six months behind bars after forcing a 200-person flight to turn around last month as he attacked passengers and crew. Officials said Libby boarded a flight from Heathrow to Dallas and became belligerent about an hour after departure. Libby — who brought Bacardi Rum on the plane — reportedly was highly intoxicated because his girlfriend broke up with him via a text message. Police said the drunk student was abusive toward others on the plane and the crew was initially unable to restrain him. They added, “As they tried to calm Libby down, he then proceeded to assault two of the passengers and one member of the cabin crew, scratching and striking them and even biting one of the passenger’s fingers.” The plane was diverted back to Heathrow, where Libby was met by officers and arrested. Libby pleaded guilty to common assault, being drunk on board an aircraft, and using threatening, abusive, or insulting words towards cabin crew. (https://nyp.st/2CClkFe)


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Ray Romano joked at the Sundance Film Festival that his wife doesn’t eat oysters because they’re considered to be aphrodisiacs. (http://goo.gl/U8DZxP)

Oscar winning French Composer Michael LeGrand has died in Paris at the age of 86. (https://yhoo.it/2DDgWYg)


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Hedge fund Billionaire Ken Johnson has purchased America’s Most Expensive Home, a New York City Penthouse that sold for $238 million dollars.
(
https://on.wsj.com/2sH5rIO)

Lauren Sanchez, mistress of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, was seen in a Manhattan restaurant Thursday and sources say she complained that her food didn’t come fast enough. (https://pge.sx/2S4r04w)

NFL Legend Joe Montana announced that he’s investing heavily in the marijuana industry. (https://bit.ly/2Uj582L)

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told Rolling Stone Magazine that he once ate a goat that Mark Zuckerberg killed with a laser gun. Zuckerberg is on a weird diet where he only eats things that he kills. (https://bit.ly/2AYVc7f)

Sony is selling a $3,000 robotic dog that allows you to remotely check up on your family members while you’re at work. The dog’s name is Aibo.
(
https://bit.ly/2Ms20ii)

Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz told 60 Minutes he’s running for President as an Independent because both parties have shown no concern for out national debt. (https://bit.ly/2sNTkK8)

A migrant man infected with flesh eating bacteria was detained at the U.S. Border on Sunday. (https://bit.ly/2FRtdL5)

A survey by Border and Customs Patrol found that the migrant caravan has swollen to 12,000 people at Mexico’s southern border. (https://bit.ly/2CNK6SV)


The NYPD is looking for a group of teenage boys who robbed a string of newsstands around the city. (https://cbsloc.al/2TdxCe1)


Reports out of Buckingham Palace say Meghan Markle’s “independence” is rubbing Royals the wrong way. (https://pge.sx/2RiWVd5)

Pope Francis told young Catholics in Panama to “live their lives offline” and get involved in their communities. (https://bit.ly/2FOgnwU)

FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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All of the fine print in the world that literally no one reads
It would take 76 work days (if you work an 8-hour day) to read every online privacy policy you agree to in an average year.
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Papyrophobia… Fear of paper

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Pittsburgh police are investigating an attempted armed carjacking that ended with the alleged carjacker giving up and running away on Shetland Street in the Larimer/Lincoln-Lemington area. Police said that on January 16th around 5:35 p.m., a 20-year-old man said he had stopped at his house to drop off food for his grandmother and had left his friend waiting inside his running vehicle. The gunman approached as the driver ran into the house. According to police, the gunman then ordered the victim's friend, who was still waiting inside the vehicle, to get out of the car. Police said the alleged carjacker repeatedly revved the engine to drive off, however was “apparently unfamiliar with how cars work, because the vehicle was in park the whole time.” The man gave up and fled on foot. (https://bit.ly/2sESbVf)

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Authorities say a thief stole $1,000 from a group of Girl Scouts who were selling cookies at a New Jersey mall. Woodbridge Township police say the theft occurred between 4:20 p.m. and 4:50 p.m. last Friday on the upper level of the Woodbridge Center mall. The money — about $500 cash and several checks — had been placed in a bank envelope and left unattended on a table where members of Girl Scout Troop 80062 were making their sales. Authorities say mall surveillance cameras captured a man, who may have been in disguise, picking up the envelope and putting it in his pocket. The man was with a woman using a red walker, and they left the mall shortly before the theft was discovered.
(
https://bit.ly/2S6t3Vy)


DAD JOKE OF THE DAY!
Please submit YOUR own Dad Joke - John@JohnAndHeidiShow.com
Ever meet Darth Vader's sister.... Ellie? 
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Teen’s Astounding Basketball Shot Just Went Viral With a Swish of the Net Right at the Buzzer

Show Notes for Tuesday January 29, 2019


Show Notes for Tuesday January 29, 2019

John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE https://goo.gl/S476Js OR HERE https://goo.gl/GQvVxo

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)
January 29
National Puzzle Day
National Corn Chip Day
Plan for Vacation Day


SURVEYS, STUDIES & SUCH!

A survey by the U.S. Labor Department found that jobless claims have fallen to the lowest level since 1969. (https://reut.rs/2MsEeCQ)

A study by CreditCards.Com found that one in five people in a long term relationship keeps a bank account secret from their partner.
(https://cbsn.ws/2FXzvI4)


BRAIN ON DRUGS:
Brought to you by TimeForRehab.com! Each day we talk about people doing dumb things under the influence, but addiction is no laughing matter… if you or someone you know needs help, we're here to help! You can learn more at TimeForRehab.com.

In Florida, Lee County deputies were called to a Bonita Springs shopping plaza after someone said a man wearing only shoes and underwear was rolling around the parking lot in an office chair. When deputies showed up to the plaza on Chamber of Commerce Drive, the man was hitting a windshield wiper blade against an SUV. Deputies initially suspected that the man was either drunk or on drugs because he could not answer why he wasn't wearing clothes, or how he got to the parking lot. One driver who had his Porsche parked in the lot told deputies the man dented his car and the man's clothing was on the ground next to it. A minivan nearby also had a cracked windshield. Deputies also think the man took furniture from a nearby Buffalo Wild Wings and scattered it around the parking lot. The man's car was found in the parking lot. A plastic bottle of alcohol was under one of the tires. Deputies could not locate anyone that witnessed the man damaging the cars. His wife and sister picked him up from the plaza and as of now he has not been arrested. (https://bit.ly/2QS4W8J)
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Attendees at the Sundance Moon Festival were treated to “never before seen footage” of the Apollo 11 Moon Landing. (https://bit.ly/2B5pdme)

The M. Night Shyamalan movie “Glass” was number one at the box office.
(http://goo.gl/w7KJdU)

Hollywood’s biggest stars are expected to be in Atlanta this week for Super Bowl LIII. (https://pge.sx/2Sb1NW5)

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Buzzfeed announced plans to fire 15% of its workforce. (https://on.wsj.com/2FHkxXD)

A Sacramento Uber passenger was arrested for DUI after he attempted to grab the wheel from the driver several times. The man was banned for life from Uber.(https://bit.ly/2Tbzu79)

Nearly fifteen hundred private jets are expected to land at the climate change summit in Davos, Switzerland. (https://nyp.st/2TcBaNX)

The Chinese Government has blocked the use of the BING Search Engine.
(https://reut.rs/2sFMI0u)

A frustrated creep was arrested for threatening to kill as many women as possible, because he’s a 27-year-old virgin who’s never had a girlfriend. He wrote a post that read: “There’s nothing more dangerous than man ready to die.”
Several women called Denver police because they were concerned about the post. Authorities were concerned because there were several women’s marches planned over the weekend in Provo, Utah, where Cleary was staying at an Airbnb. Members of the Utah County Major Crime Task Force and the FBI cuffed Cleary at a McDonald’s in Provo on Saturday for allegedly making a threat of terrorism in the post. Cleary admitted to a detective he wrote the Facebook post “but claimed to be upset and not thinking clearly when he did so.” He said he deleted it after other people called and threatened him. At the time of his arrest, he was on probation for stalking and threats toward women.(https://nyp.st/2RM4nTd)

FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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Carrots will turn you orange
If you eat enough carrots—about three large carrots a day for several weeks—it increases the beta-carotene in your blood and could turn your skin orange.

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Politicophobia… Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.

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A Quakertown, Pennsylvania woman was arrested Wednesday for attempting to steal a kangaroo from a petting zoo. 52-year-old Loren McCutcheon faces misdemeanor charges of theft by unlawful taking and trespassing as well as a summary offense of damaging property. Bedminster police were called to the Peaceable Kingdom petting zoo for a reported theft of a kangaroo around 4:15 p.m. last Wednesday. When police arrived, they found McCutcheon stuffing the kangaroo into a Honda Pilot, and then planning on driving to Florida. When questioned by police at the scene, McCutcheon first provided a false name and identified herself as a Bucks County Humane Society officer. She showed officers a badge, although she was not working under the society’s authority at the time. McCutcheon told police she was the owner of the property and had rented it to the petting zoo owner. She claims that the kangaroo belongs to her. However, she was ordered by a court to surrender it and is not allowed to have possession of the kangaroo in Pennsylvania, which is why she wanted to take it to Florida. (https://cbsloc.al/2T70k0s)

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The wannabe martyr arrested on Wednesday for scheming to attack several Washington, D.C. targets had never fired a gun, but assured his fellow plotters--both of whom were actually undercover FBI operatives--that he would use a shoulder-fired anti-tank weapon to “blow a hole in the White House.” Like many prior radicalized nitwits, 21-year-old Hasher Jallal Taheb appeared penniless and relied heavily on the undercover agents to move the plot forward, according to a complaint filed in U.S. District Court in Atlanta, Georgia. While acknowledging his lack of experience with weapons, Taheb assured his cohorts that he “had never shot a gun but could learn easily” and had “watched some videos...of how grenades explode.” Taheb was arrested after he met with other FBI undercover agents to swap his car for weapons and explosives to be used in the planned White House assault. Taheb was the only individual not affiliated with the FBI who was involved in any aspect of the alleged plot.
(https://bit.ly/2VX7Exf)

DAD JOKE OF THE DAY!
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Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?  Good food but no atmosphere 
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After Days Spent Lost in Freezing Rain, Rescued 3-Year-old Thanks a Bear for Allegedly Keeping Him Safe
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Show Notes for Monday January 28, 2019

Show Notes for Monday January 28, 2019

It's another #MovieStarMonday as we talk with funny man Willie Macc. He is a reality TV star (College Hill-BET) that transitioned into TV Shows (CSI) and movies (Meet The Spartans). Willie is now doing a ton of stand-up comedy and TV commercials. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2420047/#JohnAndHeidiShow #MovieStarMonday #WillieMacc #CollegeHill #BET #PumpWaterGuru #MeetTheSpartans #ComedyCall #StandUpComedy

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)
January 28
National Have Fun At Work Day
National Kazoo Day
National Blueberry Pancake Day
Data Privacy Day
National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day

SURVEYS, STUDIES & SUCH!

A Medscape survey found that one in seven doctors have contemplated suicide. (https://nyp.st/2CqMHSl)


BRAIN ON DRUGS:
Brought to you by TimeForRehab.com! Each day we talk about people doing dumb things under the influence, but addiction is no laughing matter… if you or someone you know needs help, you can learn more at TimeForRehab.com.

Royal Caribbean said a 27-year-old cruise passenger has been banned after he filmed himself jumping from the boat for an Instagram video. Nick Naydev posted a video to Instagram showing how he jumped from the 11th deck of Royal Caribbean's Symphony of the Seas, the world's largest cruise ship, while it was docked last week in the Bahamas. Naydev explained, “I was still drunk from the previous night. When I woke up, I just decided to jump.” Naydev was picked up by a nearby small boat and brought back to the cruise liner, where crew members told him he and his companions were being kicked out. Naydev said he spoke to local police, but they told him charges were not being sought. Royal Caribbean said in a statement to USA Today, “This was stupid and reckless behavior, and he and his companions have been banned from ever sailing with us again. We are exploring legal action.” (https://bit.ly/2T1aQGg)

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Fox News host Brett Baier was briefly hospitalized after getting into a car crash during his family vacation in Montana. (https://bit.ly/2FSafD8)

“Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino told reporters he’s received thousands of letters since checking into prison. (
https://pge.sx/2S2m8Nf)

A new report says Jay-Z and Beyonce avoid the paparazzi by sending their friends out as body doubles before they leave through a different door.
(
https://pge.sx/2sDw7u9)

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A Dutch magazine has cut ties with a reporter who fabricated twenty-seven stories. (https://bit.ly/2RLGET8)

KFC is selling a gravy scented candle that will fill your home with the aroma of KFC gravy. (https://nyp.st/2R6X9nv)

The makers of Peeps candy have created a marshmallow cereal that tastes just like Peeps. Peeps marshmallow cereal comes in two different boxes, although they don’t say why. (
https://bit.ly/2CEZP6z)

A new report claims that eels in London’s Thames River have become hyperactive because of the large amounts of cocaine in the water. The eels have so much energy that scientists claim their mating habits have doubled.
(https://bit.ly/2RDMYvD)
An arrest warrant has been issued for a northern Illinois man who police say allowed an 11-year-old relative to drive herself to school in a stolen rental car while he rode along. The Lake County News-Sun reports employees at a Round Lake Park elementary school saw the girl pull up to the school’s drop-off point on Jan. 9th. She and a 9-year-old girl who was in the back seat exited the car. Police say 31-year-old Khafilu Oshodi of Round Lake then moved into the driver’s seat and drove away. Oshodi is wanted on two counts of child endangerment and driving with a suspended license. Police Chief George Filenko says the drop-off area is very busy and the incident could’ve “resulted in any number of tragic scenarios” if the child lost control. (https://bit.ly/2AWFVUJ)


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After losing a drunken poker bet in 2009, a New Zealand man had his name legally changed to “Full Metal Havok More Sexy N Intelligent Than Spock And All The Superheroes Combined With Frostnova.” It took five years, but the name was finally approved by the government. All 99 characters of his new name are on his passport.

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Sciophobia: Fear of shadows.

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According to police, a high-speed chase on an Indiana highway on Wednesday featured a trail of stolen women’s underwear. 34-year-old Holly Sansone was originally stopped on suspicion of shoplifting from a Kohl’s store in Portage when she shrugged and said, “I’ve gotta go,” before speeding away. While leading authorities on a chase at speeds reaching 97 mph, the woman tossed items out a window along the way. Those items included panties and bras that were taken from the store, according to a police report obtained by the newspaper. The chase eventually ended when Sansone’s tires were shredded by spikes that police laid across a roadway. The woman was arrested on charges of resisting law enforcement, theft and reckless driving. Altogether, police recovered four bras, fourteen pairs of panties, two candles and some air freshener refills — altogether valued at $445. (https://nyp.st/2svzFhV)MOMENT OF DUH: Brought to you by FunkyMonkeyShirts.com

A Southwest Florida woman found herself behind bars after police say she pulled out a gun and threatened another person because it was past her appointment time at a local hair salon. Laura Ulin was arrested Monday afternoon after the incident at the Hair Cuttery in Cape Coral, with the 40-year-old being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without the intent to kill and carrying a concealed weapon without a license. According to NBC affiliate WBBH-TV, Ulin when into the location upset and swearing because it was past her scheduled time and claimed stylists were not working. When a customer got up in an attempt to calm her down, Ulin pulled a gun out of her purse and pointed it at the customer’s stomach before leaving. Ulin was arrested at her home several hours later and was released on $35,000 bond. Her next court appearance is scheduled for February 11th. (https://bit.ly/2HgrHU3)

DAD JOKE OF THE DAY!
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What do you call a cow with now legs? Ground beef. 
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Hospital ‘Bouncer’ Nurses Are Saving Lives By Dramatically 
Cutting Down on Hospital Waiting Times https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org