Show Notes for Tuesday March 31, 2020



John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE https://goo.gl/S476Js OR HERE https://goo.gl/GQvVxo

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March 31
National Bunsen Burner Day
National Clams on the Half Shell Day
National Crayon Day
National Prom Day
National Tater Day
National Equal Pay Day

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A study from Arizona State University found that Narwhals who have bigger tusks are more likely to find partners during mating season.

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Whoever said “all deals are made on the golf course” probably didn’t have this in mind. A set of golf clubs filled with cocaine was intercepted at the Miami International Mail Facility, the U.S. Customs and Border Patrol said last Tuesday. An agent conducting a routine search of the clubs on Monday discovered the illegal drug in the hollowed-out shafts. The package, which came from Colombia, was bound for New York. The drug’s street value was approximately $30,000, according to the CBP. This equated to about 1.14 pounds. No arrests have been made. The CBP seized about 3,700 pounds of narcotics every day in 2019, according to the agency. (https://hrld.us/2x1VMSw)

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Containment, the TV drama about an epidemic that breaks out in Atlanta, leaving a section of the city cordoned off under quarantine and those stuck on the inside fighting for their lives, is now among the Top 10 shows on Netflix thanks to the coronavirus pandemic. Containment was canceled after one season on the CW. Also among the Top 10 is the Netflix docuseries Pandemic: How To Prevent an Outbreak.

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How much toilet paper do you really need? Calculate it with the How Much Toilet Paper website. You put in the number of rolls you have and the number of toilet visits you estimate you take per day, and it spits out a number HowMuchToiletPaper.com

Kelly Clarkson had to make do with what she found while practicing social distancing in her Montana cabin. On Sunday, the singer revealed that she had to resort to using her toddler’s “potty” when her home’s plumbing stopped working. Clarkson tweeted: “So our plumbing froze up at our little cabin in Montana and, no joke, I just used my toddler’s potty. And just like that I have no pride or shame! Each day brings something I thought I’d never do hahahaha.”

Over one billion people are now confined to their homes because of the Coronavirus. (https://yhoo.it/39bN023)

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee is being slammed for suggesting that corn cobs can be used in the event of a toilet paper shortage.

Madonna is being mocked for a bizarre video in which she’s naked in a bathtub talking about the Coronavirus.(https://pge.sx/2wwB9ya)

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There's a world record—and a happy ending—for the greatest distance thrown in a car accident. This is one world record you may not want to try and top. A car traveling 70 miles per hour struck Matthew McKnight, an off-duty paramedic, when he stopped to help out with an accident on the side of an interstate in 2001. He was thrown 118 feet, almost half a football field. Dr. Eric Brader, his emergency room physician, told McKnight he should send it into the Guinness Book of World Records, but McKnight brushed it off as a joke. Brader was so impressed by the feat that he sent in the paperwork anyways, which was approved in 2003, but didn't make the cut until its 2008 edition.

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A husband and wife in India left all their money to their pet monkey. The couple, who had no children, said they owed their wealth and success to the primate, who they believed has enriched their lives.

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Cops say that a man arrested Saturday for auto theft claimed the coronavirus made him do it. According to investigators, in late-January 70-year-old Alvin Rementer pawned his 2000 Chevrolet Silverado for $1,500 at Pawn Depot in St. Petersburg, Florida. An arrest affidavit states that since turning over the title to his wheels, Rementer has returned to the shop several times to “make statements of not possibly being able to pay for the pawn payment.” While the pawn shop manager was “willing to work with him,” cops say, Rementer allegedly took matters into his own hand around 7:00 AM Saturday. Using a spare key, Rementer drove the truck away from the pawn shop. After the car was reported stolen, a cop spotted the vehicle and conducted a traffic stop. Rementer, who was driving the Chevy, reportedly confessed to stealing the vehicle, adding that he “freaked out over ‘the corona’ and the overall situation.” He is now charged with grand theft auto, a felony. (https://bit.ly/2WzsuWm)

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A woman arrested for assaulting her boyfriend shouted “I have the coronavirus” before intentionally coughing in the face of a paramedic who she sprayed with “copious amounts of saliva,” police charge. Responding early Wednesday to a domestic violence call in Lady Lake, an Orlando suburb, police encountered the bloodied victim. The man, whose nose was broken, told officers that he had been attacked by his girlfriend, LaDonald Shakkie Holmes. The man said he was lying in bed with 38-year-old Holmes when she “told the victim she wanted to have sex.” The victim recalled that he declined to engage with Holmes “since she is leaving him to get back with her ex-husband.” She reportedly became agitated and attacked him. After an EMS worker “sedated the arrestee,” Holmes was being placed on a stretcher when she shouted “I have the coronavirus.” Holmes then allegedly coughed directly on the face of an EMS worker, which “resulted in copious amounts of saliva landing on the paramedic’s face.” She is now facing a pair of felony counts. (https://bit.ly/2WADeDI)

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I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.
A Summerfield man was arrested for using marijuana to try and purchase a Hot Dog at a Circle K store ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2QpIgkO)
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Pizza Shop Gets $2,000 From Anonymous Customer, Owner Uses It To Pay Staff Bills

Show Notes for Monday March 30, 2020



This #MovieStarMonday we visit with TWO stars! Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan from Super Troopers and Super Troopers 2, which doubled box office predictions and has grossed an estimated $100+ million in DVD/on demand sales (we are asking about Super Troopers 3 as well). They co-created and star in the TruTV comedy, Tacoma FD, which premied season 2 on Thursday, March 26th. https://www.trutv.com/shows/tacoma-fd

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March 30
National Take a Walk in the Park Day
National Doctors Day
National I Am in Control Day
National Pencil Day
National Turkey Neck Soup Day
National Virtual Vacation Day

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A new study found that older people are more emotionally stable and less volatile than younger people. (https://bit.ly/2Uhbum0)

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According to an arrest report, a Florida man was caught using the stolen credit card of a dead man and was then seen trying to eat the card to destroy evidence before he was questioned by deputies. Orange County deputies said they were called to Disney Springs Monday for the report of a man trying to purchase jewelry and gift cards with a fraudulent debit card. When they arrived, deputies said they 27-year-old saw Jose Herrera detained by Disney security, making strange movements with his hand inside his pocket. Upon investigation, deputies said they found a baggie of a white powdery substance in Herrera’s pocket. When questioned about the contents of the baggie, Herrera was up front with deputies: “I’m not going to lie, it’s cocaine,” he said. Other law enforcement who witnessed the incident told deputies they saw Herrera try to eat the fraudulent card in an attempt to destroy the evidence before he could be questioned. He is charged with fraud of a person who is deceased, possession of cocaine, and possession of a stolen credit card. (https://bit.ly/3aL7obl)

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Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko said she has completely recovered from the Coronavirus after testing positive earlier this month. (https://pge.sx/2QCqAQL)


Actor Daniel Dae Kim says the anti-malarial drug President Trump recommended has cured him from the Coronavirus. (https://pge.sx/3aes4bH)

Tom Hanks says he’s feeling better two weeks after his Coronavirus diagnosis. Hanks was in Australia filming an Elvis movie at the time he got it.

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The nation’s divorce lawyers are warning that divorce rates are skyrocketing for quarantined couples. (https://pge.sx/3dqqBkK)

The City of Las Vegas is struggling to stay afloat during the Coronavirus shutdown. (https://bit.ly/3biQdhE)

A video of a Missouri man licking deodorant at a Wal Mart and saying “Who’s afraid of Coronavirus?!” has gone viral. (https://bit.ly/3dtUr7Z)

A video of two Indian Airline Pilots jumping out of their plane when a passenger sneezed on the runway has gone viral. (https://bit.ly/3brzZ5Y)

Prince Charles has tested positive for the Coronavirus and is said to be self-isolating with mild symptoms. (https://pge.sx/2xleAN4)

The United States has shut down its first website for spreading fraudulent information about the Coronavirus. The site was called Coronavirus-Medical-Kit-Dot-Com and it was giving away Coronavirus vaccinations to anyone who paid $4.95 in shipping and handling. (https://yhoo.it/3bpPeMI)

The Coronavirus has fueled a cancellation in milestone celebrations such as weddings, proms, and retirement parties. (https://on.wsj.com/2WFvOzb)

A Kentucky couple flipped out on a Kroger Cashier who refused to sell them 522 cans of Mountain Dew. At one point, the guy threatened to bite the cashier.
(https://bit.ly/2Jf08IW)

Michael Levitt, a Stanford Biophysicist and Nobel Prize Winner, has analyzed the data on Coronavirus deaths and says our country is going to be fine a lot sooner than anyone realizes. (https://yhoo.it/2vHUdsL)

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The Bermuda Triangle isn't any more likely to cause a mysterious disappearance than anywhere else. This area in the North Atlantic Sea is also called "The Devil's Triangle" because it is an area of the ocean that stretches between the tip of Florida, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. It has been thought to seemingly swallow up ships and aircrafts. Explorers as far back as Christopher Columbus have reported odd occurrences, like fireballs in the sky (that turned out to be a meteor crashing). But historians, scientists, and the U.S. Coast Guard have proven that vessels are no more likely to disappear in the Bermuda Triangle than they are anywhere else in the ocean. Many prior disappearances have been demystified as remains of numerous wrecks were discovered or explained by weather patterns in the area at that time.

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Dateline.... FRANCE
A Frenchman ran a full twenty-six mile marathon while jogging in place on his balcony. (https://bit.ly/2xg9K3F)

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Like any good Florida story, this one begins with a naked couple brawling inside a car parked at the mall. Late Sunday evening, cops responded to the Clearwater Mall after receiving a report about a fight in progress. Witnesses told officers that after hearing a woman screaming “within the parking lot,” they discovered “the two naked within the car and wrestling with each other.” Cops separated the couple, identified in an arrest affidavit as Robert Janisch, a 21-year-old Minnesota resident, and his girlfriend of six months. They both reportedly “admitted to drinking alcohol today.” During police questioning, the pair each said that a physical confrontation occurred after they finished having sex inside the vehicle. The woman said after she had intercourse with Janisch in their car, she had to urinate. She did so outside of the car, and that is when the trouble began. After she wiped herself, she accidentally threw the napkin on Janisch. He then freaked out and started choking her for several seconds. He was arrested for domestic battery by strangulation and booked into the county jail.(https://bit.ly/2WKEPHc)

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A Florida man got naked from the waist down and made lewd gestures at an underage girl after he crashed into the car she was in, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies said 23-year-old Cody Hicks was driving erratically Friday and crashed into a car with two females inside. After the crash, Hicks pulled down his pants and underwear while standing in the middle of the street and began touching his penis while sticking his tongue out at witnesses. Hicks is also accused of asking the underage victim if she wanted to participate in a sex act while he had his penis exposed. Deputies said Hicks refused to cooperate with the investigation and would only answer with, “I want my lawyer" when he was asked a question. He was arrested on a lewd and lascivious exhibition charge and reportedly plead not guilty. (https://bit.ly/2QBYllf)


FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.
A Titusville Grandma took her teeth out to scare an intruder off her porch ….. FLORIDA (https://at.wftv.com/2xWwIJx)
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78 Elephants In Thailand Have Been Permanently Set Free From Carrying Tourists Because Of COVID-19

Show Notes for Saturday March 28 & Sunday March 29 2020



Jill Suzanne Wagner is a film and television actress, model, and game show personality. She was a co-host for the ABC comic competition show Wipeout from 2008 to 2014. Jill first made her mark in Hollywood when she was cast as the first female regular sketch performer on MTV's hit television series Punk'd (2003), opposite Ashton Kutcher. Her new movie of “Mystery 101: An Education in Murder” which premieres on Saturday, March 29 on Hallmark Movies & Mysteries.

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March 28
National Black Forest Cake Day
National Something on a Stick Day
National Triglycerides Day
National Weed Appreciation Day

March 29
National Lemon Chiffon Cake Day
National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day
National Nevada Day
National Vietnam War Veterans Day

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A study by Science Daily found that 40% of Americans are obese. (https://bit.ly/38Sj22D)

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A Michigan man was attacked by his samurai sword-wielding partner last month after he allegedly didn't buy marijuana for the suspect. 28-year-old Neil Patrick Wasinski was hit with various assault charges on January 18th, two days after allegedly punching the victim's ribcage and stabbing him with the 21-inch sword inside the suspect's apartment. Still armed with the bloody sword, Wasinski chased the 23-year-old victim into the parking lot before they both took refuge in their separate apartments, the victim said. Police were called to the scene around noon on January 16th, when they found the victim smoking a cigarette while holding a bloody towel to his side. The victim said he was Wasinski's boyfriend of one-and-a-half-years and claimed his partner decided to attack him after he failed to buy him marijuana. Wasinski was charged with assault with intent to murder, assault with a dangerous weapon and assaulting or resisting police. (https://fxn.ws/2TFkIID)

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Bachelor Star Colton Underwood has tested positive for Coronavirus.

The Kardashians are looking to kill a new book based on Kim’s sex tape.
(https://pge.sx/33DKLTI)
To help ease your cabin fever, Hallmark Channel is bringing back its marathon of Christmas movies this weekend the network will air 27 of its Countdown to Christmas films.

The coronavirus continues to spread throughout the world, forcing events to cancel left and right — including movie releases. The latest to join the list is Wonder Woman 1984. Warner Bros. announced the delay Tuesday, holding back the film for a few more months until this all blows over.

Warner Brothers has postponed the release of the “Wonder Woman” sequel because of Coronavirus concerns. (https://bit.ly/2UittZv)

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Australia has closed all pubs indefinitely, although schools remain open. Yep, it’s business as usual in schools. (http://dailym.ai/39fqc13)

Italians are being hit hard by Coronavirus because of their custom of kissing on both cheeks. (https://yhoo.it/33Jw8hR)

Iconic New York City DJ “D-Nice” is hosting star-studded social distancing dance parties.(https://pge.sx/2vK5AR6)

Prince William called the Coronavirus a, QUOTE, “Dreaded crisis that he wished would never come.” (https://pge.sx/3deOVWC)

Andy Cohen announced that he’s tested positive for Coronavirus. (https://pge.sx/397CB7j)

More people stuck at home has led to a higher demand for cannabis. A Bank of America analyst said, “Our checks across North America were consistent: regardless of region, cannabis purchases have accelerated.”

When your mind draws a blank it probably means you’re under stress, according to a study of why we forget. Seems that stress plays an important role in how well our powers of observation and recall interact. Stressful situations like exams, courtroom testimony and job interviews can all affect our memory.

Studies show that women need at least one hour of exercise a day in order to keep excess weight off.

A Northern California city is asking residents not to use T-shirts as toilet paper as panicked customers exhaust toilet paper aisles nationwide. The City of Reddng California tweeted: “Remember, if you use anything other than toilet paper, Bag it. Don’t flush it.”

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You can sneeze faster than a cheetah can run. Clocking in at 100 mph, we can sneeze faster than cheetahs run, four-and-a-half times faster than Usain Bolt's record, and 20 times faster than Michael Phelps. (Unfortunately, we also expel about 100,000 germs when we sneeze.)

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South Korea’s drive-in movie theaters are enjoying a surge in business because of Coronavirus fears. (https://yhoo.it/3acWKKu)


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While most of Florida’s elected officials urge the public to refer to the health information from the Centers for Disease Control, the Florida Department of Health, or their own doctor, one commissioner uses his public commission meetings to share his own ideas about COVID-19. At the March 20 meeting of the Okeechobee County Commissioners, Commissioner Bryant Culpepper referenced a program he said he saw on One American News Network about the coronavirus. Culpepper shared the hoax that viruses like COVID-19 hang out in your nasal passages until they become healthy enough to head into your lungs. And they way to kill them is to hold a blow dryer up to your face and inhale. According to the World Health Organization website, hair dryers are not effective in killing the COVID-19 virus.

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A New Jersey man was busted on Tuesday after coughing on a Wegmans employee and telling her he had the coronavirus. The staffer at the Manalapan grocery store worried that George Falcone was standing too close to her and an open display of food Sunday at around 6:30 p.m. — and asked him to take a step back. Instead, the 50-year-old creep allegedly came closer and “purposely” sprayed her with his germs. “He allegedly laughed and said he was infected with the coronavirus.” He then told two other employees that they were lucky to have jobs.” Summonses were issued Tuesday charging Falcone with making terroristic threats, obstruction of law and harassment and will require him to appear in court at a later date. Attorney General Gurbir S. Grewal warned that anyone who tries to pull a similar stunt will also be charged. (https://bit.ly/2WGj5My)

FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.
A North Miami man was arrested for breaking into a woman’s home and slow dancing with her cat ….. FAKE NEWS
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Waitress Brought To Tears After Local Musician's Act Of Kindness

Show Notes for Friday March 27, 2020



Gail Simmons from America's Top Chef Season 17 of "Top Chef" on Bravo

Fifteen chefs from seasons past return (as much as they thought they never would, as seen in the premiere), congregating in Los Angeles, to compete for the show's biggest prize ever: $250,000. The season, which kicks off with an elimination challenge on the beach where a seafood meal must be cooked using only fire, will feature some famous guest judges, including Jon Favreau, Randall Park, Ali Wong, and Kelly Clarkson.

Gail Simmons is a trained culinary expert, food writer, and dynamic television personality. Since the show’s inception in 2006, she has lent her extensive expertise as permanent judge on Bravo’s Emmy-winning series Top Chef, currently in its 16th season. She was head critic on Top Chef Masters, host of Top Chef Just Desserts, Bravo’s pastry-focused spinoff of the Top Chef franchise, and was a judge on Universal Kids’ Top Chef Jr. She also hosts Iron Chef Canada and was the co-host of The Feed.
Her first cookbook, Bringing It Home: Favorite Recipes from a Life of Adventurous Eating, was released by Grand Central Publishing in October 2017. Nominated for an IACP award for Best General Cookbook, it features recipes inspired by Gail’s world travels—all made with accessible ingredients and with smart, simple techniques for successful family meals and easy entertaining. Gail’s first book, a memoir titled Talking With My Mouth Full, was published by Hyperion in February 2012.

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March 27
National Joe Day
National Scribble Day
National Spanish Paella Day

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A new study found that the average women gets “mansplained” to six times per week at work. (https://bit.ly/2U1VV1B)

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A Louisiana woman was arrested on drug charges after police determined the $5,000 cash she used to post an inmate's bail had a “strong odor of marijuana.” Authorities began investigating 33-year-old Stormy Lynn Parfait on Friday, shortly after she showed up at the jail to pay the bond fee for an inmate being held there on drug charges. After catching a whiff of the cash, a detective searched her car while she was still at the jail and found nearly $40,000 more inside, along with about 100 Klonopin pills and a food stamp card that wasn't registered to Parfait. Investigators found hundreds of additional pills and cash as well as marijuana, cocaine, and paraphernalia during a search of Parfait's home later. Four unattended children there were turned over to a relative. Parfait was charged with multiple counts of possession with intent to distribute drugs and four counts of illegal use of a controlled drug in the presence of persons under 17. (https://bit.ly/2vXBj1g)

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Savannah Guthrie is anchoring “The Today Show” from home amidst the Coronavirus Quarantine. (https://pge.sx/3b8hNxQ)

The LAPD arrested a woman who walked into Jennifer Lawrence’s home on Sunday Night. The woman is facing $2,000 bail. (https://bit.ly/2xN9rNP)

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A Business Insider Study found that men make up the majority of Coronavirus cases so far. (https://bit.ly/399J5To)

A survey by the International Research Institute found that sales of potato chips and Oreos have soared during the Coronavirus lockdown while sales of kale and quinoa have plummeted. (https://yhoo.it/2WCjwr9)

A Surgeon at Columbia University predicts that Coronavirus cases will peak in thirty-two days, but could stretch to the fall if things are mismanaged.

Dallas residents on lockdown have taken a page out of Italy’s notebook and began singing from their balconies. (https://n.pr/3bg0J9k)

New York City’s public health officials have published a guide to intimacy during the Coronavirus pandemic. (http://dailym.ai/2xSf8Kn)

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It is illegal to sell a "bounceless" pickle to somebody in Connecticut. This law put Connecticut Librarians in quite the pickle. The law actually arose as a legend and the people demanded the truth. For hours, librarians in the state scanned past archives of laws within the state until one librarian eventually found the truth in the Hartford Courant. The law was in fact an ordinance that was created in 1945 to thwart pickle packers Moses Dexler and Sidney Sparer. These two men were selling inedible pickles, so laboratories conducted experiments and found that if it doesn't bounce, don't eat an ounce!

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Dateline.... NORTH KOREAKim Jong-un has ordered a new hospital to be built as North Korea continues to claim that it has zero cases of Coronavirus. (https://bit.ly/3a4UVz7)

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A toilet paper heist was thwarted yesterday by an alert hotel security guard, according to Florida cops who arrested the alleged TP thief on a felony charge. According to investigators, a guard at a Marriott hotel in Orlando was patrolling around 1:30 a.m. Thursday when he spotted a man “pushing a trash can toward his Honda van.” When the suspect reached the vehicle, he removed a bag from the can and placed it inside his car. Finding the man’s actions suspicious, the guard peaked through the van’s window and “noticed the bag was full of unused toilet paper rolls that belonged to the hotel.” When the man--later identified as 31-year-old Angel Hernandezcinto--returned to the van, the guard confronted him and “Angel admitted to taking the toilet paper.” Hernandezcinto, who works for a company that provides cleaning services to the Marriott, confessed and “apologized for his actions.” Hernandezcinto, who initially provided cops with a fake name, was arrested for theft from a public lodging establishment, a felony.
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“I have to hunt the Pokémon,” apparently wasn't enough to convince Italian police that a 31-year-old man should be allowed to stay out on Italy's streets during a country-wide coronavirus lockdown. According to a report in the Italian newspaper Leggo, the man was with his daughter in San Fermo, a small town in northern Italy, when he encountered the Italian Carabinieri (Italy's main police force). When asked why he was flouting the country's current lockdown rules, he told the Carabinieri, “I have to hunt the Pokémon.” That was apparently not enough to excuse his actions, and he was charged. Italy has been on strict lockdown since March 10th, when Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte issued a nationwide order. Outside of Asia, Italy has seen the most severe impacts of the coronavirus. (https://bit.ly/2WE20Tx)

FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.

A Florida man was arrested for stealing his grandmother's toilet paper. He visited her with friends and distracted her as they tossed the tp out the window. FAKE NEWS
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Elon Musk Buys 1,255 Ventilators From China, Donates Them To Los Angeles
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