Show Notes for Saturday, May 15 and Sunday, May 16, 2021

Today we visit with Jordan Goodman…. America’s Money Answers Man! Jordan's website -

Some of Jordan's books
“The Ultimate Guide To Student Loans” -

Master Your Debt” -

Fast Profits In Hard Times” -

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May 15th

Peace Officers Memorial Day

National Chocolate Chip Day

National Nylon Stocking Day

National Armed Forces Day

National Learn to Swim Day

May 16th

National Barbecue Day

National Do Something Good for Your Neighbor Day

National Love a Tree Day

National Mimosa Day

National Piercing Day

National Sea Monkey Day

National Biographer’s Day

National Coquilles Saint Jacques Day

Take Your Parents To The Playground Day

Honor Our LGBT Elders Day

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Most drinkers are unwittingly consuming more calories than they realize. A study found the majority of women do not know that two glasses of wine contain 370 calories — almost a fifth of their recommended daily allowance.

According to new research out of Harvard University, the supposed threat of “falling sperm counts” in men has been greatly exaggerated. (

The city council of Providence, Rhode Island is pushing for a state study of sex workers. (

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Two brothers in Germany got into a fight at their home. Both had been drinking, and each claimed ownership of… a leg of lamb. Police say one of the men used a three-pronged meat fork to stab his brother several times.


The U.S. government is asking Kim Kardashian to forfeit an ancient Roman sculpture that was apparently illegally smuggled out of Italy. (

Actress Gal Godot says Director Joss Whedon threatened her career during reshoots for the “Justice League” movie. (

In a new interview, Dave Chappelle says that no one is woke enough for SNL. (

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Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos has reportedly purchased a $500 million-dollar mega-yacht. (

A viral video from the Oregon zoo shows a 400-pound black bear taking a bath. (

Elon Musk says Tesla could start accepting Doge Coin.(

An Ohio politician was caught using a fake background of his home in a Zoom meeting while he was actually driving at the time. (

An Ohio State Senator is defending joining a Zoom meeting while driving, saying he does it often and his attention is always 100% on the road.(

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Dogs actually understand some English. Some owners of disobedient dogs may have trouble believing this, but dogs can learn to recognize a vocabulary of about 165 words. Unsurprisingly, dogs respond best to short words, as well as words with hard consonants like "t" or "r," which may explain why they can hear "treat" from three rooms away. If you want to try to expand your dog's vocabulary, be consistent—for example, always call a meal "dinner" instead of breakfast, lunch, or supper. And don't believe the myth: Old dogs can learn words just as well as young dogs. PRESENTS... A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!

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Indian Doctors are warning against using cow feces as a cure for COVID. (

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A little-known Los Angeles-based actor has been indicted for running a massive Ponzi scheme that bilked investors out of roughly $230 million. Zachary Joseph Horwitz, who has credits in horror and science fiction flicks under the name Zach Avery, was charged by a federal grand jury with five counts of securities fraud, six counts of wire fraud and two counts of aggravated identity theft. Prosecutors allege the “White Crow” actor, who was arrested on April 6th, duped investors from 2014 through 2019 to secure $690 million in loans by telling them he was using the funds to acquire licensing rights to films that HBO and Netflix had agreed to distribute abroad, primarily in Latin America. Horwitz falsely claimed his company, 1inMM Capital LLC, would acquire the films due to its “solid relationships” with online platforms, but reps from HBO and Netflix say the companies had no dealings with the firm. Prosecutors said Horwitz began defaulting on loans in early 2019 and then fabricated emails to investors purportedly from Netflix and HBO to prolong the scheme, leading to the new charges of aggravated identity theft. (

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A Florida man stole two police cruisers and led officials on a multi-county chase that ended with his arrest on Thursday. 33-year-old Xavier Javern Cummings remained in jail with no bond Friday after he was arrested on suspicion of burglary, eluding law enforcement, possession of a firearm by a felon, firearm theft, motor vehicle theft, and driving with a suspended license. The chase started when Cocoa, Florida, police were called to a disturbance at a hotel and someone took off in a patrol sedan. The Volusia County Sheriff's Office said in a statement it joined a northbound chase. One of the Volusia cruisers pushed the sedan off Interstate 95, where it became stuck in the woods. But the suspect got into another Cocoa unit, an SUV, and drove north again. “He takes a large container of police-issued mace with him,” Volusia Sheriff Michael J. Chitwood said. “And now we continue the chase for another probably eight or ten miles.” Police radio traffic revealed there was concern a police gun was in the vehicle. “After units along I-95 successfully deployed stop sticks, the suspect again ran off the highway and into a muddy median around the 258-mile marker” the Volusia office said in its statement. It was there that Cummings was captured.(

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Show Notes for Friday, May 14, 2021

Today we visit with Jeff Fahey (Lost, The Marshal, Silverado, The Lawnmower Man, Machete & many more)

We'll talk about his new action thriller, LOCKED IN, starring Mena Suvari and Jeff Fahey. The film is in select theaters, Digital & On Demand.


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May 14th

National Decency Day

National Dance Like a Chicken Day

National Underground America Day

National Buttermilk Biscuit Day

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A new study discovered a Dinosaur called the “Shuvuuia” that looked like a giant chicken and hunted prey in the darkness. (

A new study found that children who grow up around nature have a lesser chance of developing ADHD. (

A poll found that over half of those asked would rather have a man drive than a woman.

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Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro announced charges against a Northampton Borough couple after finding nearly $1 million in drugs and dozens of guns in a home. Shapiro released the arrest warrants for Christopher Weikert and Tara Gallucci who are now facing a slew of charges including Possession of Controlled Substances, Drug Paraphernalia, and Prohibited Firearms. Agents from the Office of Attorney General’s Bureau of Narcotics Investigation executed a search warrant on the couple's home earlier this week, where they found 21.5 pounds of methamphetamine and 1,275 doses of fentanyl with an estimated street value of $972,475. In addition, authorities also seized six ghost guns, four assault rifles, three handguns, and various ghost gun parts, along with Nazi paraphernalia. "These traffickers were also carrying ghost guns, which are quickly becoming the weapon of choice for criminals and fueling the gun violence epidemic,” Attorney General Shapiro said in a statement. (


Star Wars” director JJ Abrams is selling his Pacific Palisades Home for $22 million dollars. He bought the house in 2014 for $14.5 million. (

Ben Affleck reportedly sent a video to a woman asking why she unmatched him on a dating app. (

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Leonardo Davinci’s “Head Of Bear” drawing is expected to fetch $16 million when it goes up for auction in the UK this July. (

Vanessa Hudgens revealed that she made the first move on her boyfriend, Cole Tucker. (

Coldplay front-man Chris Martin says the lockdowns caused him to reevaluate fame and he’s no longer hung up on being a pop-star. (

Meghan Markle is publishing her very own children’s book! (

Meghan Markle has written a children's book about families.(

Prince William and Princess Kate have launched a YouTube channel. (

New York City public schools have announced that all future snow-days will be replaced with remote learning days. (

A new report claims Bill Gates used to pay strippers to come to his home and swim naked. (

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Our European ancestors were cannibals. In 16th and 17th century Europe, cannibalism was actually a fairly common practice, and it was all for medical purposes. The practice seems to have started because Egyptian mummies were thought to have magical curative properties—so they were ground up and put in many remedies. As the idea evolved, human bone, blood, and fat were all used in medical concoctions. Got a headache? Crush a skull and make it into tea! While medical cannibalism has fallen out of favor, modern medicine still sometimes uses one human body to heal another in the form of blood donations, organ transplants, and skin grafts. PRESENTS... A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!


British Prime Minister Boris Johnson gave the green light for “cautious hugging” after months of strict restrictions as he set out the next phase of coronavirus lockdown easing in England. Johnson also said that it’s now okay for pubs to serve pints inside. (

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According to the Sanford Police Department, a man is accused of attacking his family with a samurai sword. Police found Gary Campbell pacing in front of his home on Spanish Bay Drive after receiving a 9-1-1 call for medical assistance. When deputies went inside the home, they found Campbell’s mother, father, and sister suffering from wounds. According to police, all three were transported to the hospital. Detectives said Campbell used a katana sword, which is a kind of Japanese sword wielded by samurais. Based on interviews with Campbell, detectives said they believe he intentionally attacked his family. Officers arrested Campbell, who is facing charges for two counts of attempted first-degree homicide and one count of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Anyone with information on this incident is asked to contact the Sanford Police Department or Crimeline. (

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This bizarre mystery has police scratching their heads and rubbing their tummies. Instead of following bread crumbs the Mayfield Heights police department are following a trail of candy wrappers. Apparently, a woman had a sweet tooth and sticky finger…A woman reportedly stole 84 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and two 12-packs of beer from Circle K around 6:45 a.m. in late April. This is where the plot gets thicker than peanut butter. The police were able to track down the candy klepto getaway car. The Cleveland woman who owned the car involved in the alleged butter cup caper said she gave an acquaintance a ride to the Circle K on the day of the convenience store crime. She then dropped the mystery woman off in Euclid, Ohio where a mystery man picked her up. The woman's identity is unknown at this time and local law enforcement is investigating. So, if you know a woman in the Euclid, Ohio area who smells like Reece's Peanut Butter Cups and beer please contact the Mayfield Heights Police Department. (

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Show Notes for Thursday, May 13, 2021


Dear John,

My husband and I have been working hard to make ends meet. We're both working extra hours to get ahead. I've sold some things and now he thinks he has to sell something, but I want to come up with a better plan. He still has the very first car he ever owned. It's not in the greatest shape now, but he and his father restored it together when my husband was in high school. His father has been gone for several years now. My husband has refused to paint it or do too much to it because he doesn't want to change what he did with his dad. Last night he told me he was going to get it all cleaned up and list it for sale. I really don't want him to do that. His dream was to give the car to our son when he was old enough. They were even going to work on it together like he did with his dad. I'm touched that he would do this for our family, but how can I convince him not to do this? I'm sure we will get by fine without this sacrifice. Any ideas on how I can show him that we can avoid this?

Signed – Grateful Wife

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May 13th

National Crouton Day

National Frog Jumping Day

National Apple Pie Day

National Fruit Cocktail Day

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You may want to sit down for this, but a study proved the impossible: children eat more vegetables when they’re sweetened with sugar. The researchers (University of Connecticut) think this is just fine if sugar is used as a tool to get the kids eating vegetables in the first place. Once that’s achieved, sugar can be left out of the meal.

A study in China found people who lived to 100 got 10 hours of sleep a day for much of their life.

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A drunk man at Kid Rock’s bar and restaurant in Tennessee allegedly took off his colostomy bag and struck two officers with his feces. 39-year-old Nicholas Adam Newhart was blocking an emergency exit door in an indoor area of Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk & Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse in Nashville Saturday when the crappy situation unfolded. Security staffers told Newhart to leave, but he refused, prompting them to track down cops for help. Newhart then allegedly took out his colostomy bag from inside his pants and began to swing it around wildly, hitting two officers with his excrement. Cops said Newhart was so intoxicated at the time that he couldn’t stand steadily on his own, had bloodshot eyes, and a strong smell of alcohol emanating from his body. He was arrested and later charged with two misdemeanor counts of assault of an officer-offensive contact, as well as public intoxication and disorderly conduct. He remained in custody Wednesday on $4,500 bond. (


A new report indicates that a sequel to the 2019 movie Joker, which starred Joaquin Phoenix as the lead character, is still in development. (

Dogecoin went down nearly 30% during Elon Musk’s appearance on “Saturday Night Live.” Several cast members said they didn’t want to perform with the billionaire entrepreneur. (

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A Minnesota Movie theater manager was busted for selling cocaine that she hid in the popcorn.(

Your soap-and-water sessions might do more than just scrub away dirt and bacteria. Research (University of Michigan) suggests that hand washing can actually wash away worries about day-to-day decisions.

A 27-year-old woman posted a list of the things she won’t give up to save money. And since nothing on her list is needed for survival, she caught some grief. But the truth is we all have things we won’t give up just to save money. Maybe it’s the daily Dunkin’ Donuts coffee at the drive-thru, or a hobby like golf, or something a bit more expensive like the dough you keep pumping into that ‘classic’ car in the garage. Some of what she wouldn’t give up:

Quality shoes.

My toothpaste. I’m a Tom’s of Maine addict.

Lots of fresh, clean water. That’s bottled water.

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One man has saved more than 200 people from suicide. It's a sad fact the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco is a site where many suicides take place. However, one California Highway Patrol officer has done more to combat this problem than any other individual. Officer Kevin Briggs, who battles depression himself, has personally talked more than 200 people down from the proverbial ledge throughout his career. After retiring in 2013, Briggs wrote a book called Guardian of the Golden Gate and now goes on speaking tours to encourage public discussion of suicide and mental illness. PRESENTS... A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!

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Dozens of people were injured as a group of Palestinians rioted in Jerusalem on Sunday. (

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Police called to a Nova Scotia restaurant on a report of a COVID-19 lockdown violation discovered the alleged illegal customer seated at a table was actually a mannequin. Mike Cormier, the owner of the Ardmore Tea Room in Halifax, said police visited his eatery Thursday morning after someone called to report someone was dining indoors at the facility in violation of shut-down orders. “The officer got out and was looking in the window, and I saw her looking at the mannequin,” Cormier told Global News. He said he went out and spoke to the officer, who confirmed a caller had apparently mistaken the mannequin seated at a table for a human customer. Halifax Regional Police spokesman John MacLeod confirmed officers were called to the restaurant Thursday morning on a report of “individuals not following public health directives.” “Officers attended and found there were no issues or violations at that time,” MacLeod said. Cormier posted a photo to the restaurant's Instagram page showing the mannequin with the police cars in the background. (

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A St. Petersburg man is accused of impersonating of a police officer and handcuffing his neighbor. 67-year-old John Switzer reportedly pretended to arrest his neighbor over a dispute about loud music. According to deputies, Switzer was armed with a with a gun, displayed a badge, and claimed to be an officer. The neighbor who was handcuffed told WFLA that she was held hostage for fifteen minutes and is now badly bruised. When deputies arrived on scene, Switzer quickly admitted he was not an officer, but rather, a former officer. Deputies arrested him and took him to jail. Switzer is facing charges for impersonating an officer and false imprisonment. He bonded out of jail on Wednesday morning. (

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Show Notes for Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Nathan Timmel, comedian and author of the novel “We Are 100”.

After losing his wife, Evan Francart is depressed. He has an axe to grind with the pharmaceutical company that jacked up the price of her medications, but feels powerless against a billion-dollar corporation. Then he meets Cassandra. She shows Evan a way to both end his life and become a hero. With her guidance, Evan interrupts a company board meeting and blows the building sky-high. As FBI agents Susan Chamberlain and Michael Godwin discover, Evan is the first of many. Ninety-nine more like him wait anonymously in the wings, their targets just as personal as Evan's: the prosecutor who lets rapists walk free, the inept surgeon who maims patients yet keeps operating, the phony evangelist preying on those seeking solace... and that's just the beginning.


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National Limerick Day

National Odometer Day

National Nutty Fudge Day

National Fibromyalgia Awareness Day

National Receptionists’ Day

National Third Shift Workers Day

National School Nurse Day

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A new study from Germany finds that being touched by a humanoid robot makes people happier and more likely to listen to machines. Instead of being reliant on other humans, researchers are hoping that one day robots may be able to fulfill the roles of therapists, personal trainers, and even life coaches.(

According to a study, dogs hate to be hugged.

A survey found that nearly half of respondents — 48 percent — are willing to splurge on a gift for Mom versus 38 percent on a gift for Dad.

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A suspected drunk driver was taken into custody early Wednesday morning after slamming into a mailbox and two parked cars. The crash was reported just after midnight between Santa Barbara Boulevard and Embers Parkway. Beer cans fell out of the driver’s truck while Cape Coral police officers investigated the crash. The name of the driver and their charges have not been released. (


The 'Sex and the City' franchise is reportedly replacing Samantha with three new women. (

Conan O'Brien is ending his TBS talk show. (

Apple has once again snatched up a new Tom Hanks movie for its Apple+ service. The movie is called “Finch” and it’s about a man living in a post-apocalyptic world who builds a robot to take care of his dog once he's gone. No word on when the movie is set. (

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Red Lobster has released a video teaching high school kids how to turn their cheddar bay biscuits into prom corsages and boutonnieres. (

If you think that Early Earth, without industrial pollutants from humankind whatsoever, smelled fresh and natural, you’d be in for a rude and stinky surprise. Scientists say billions of years ago Earth smelled like rotten eggs.

A four-year-old boy in Brooklyn accidentally bought $2,600 worth of SpongeBob Popsicles on his mother’s Amazon account. (

Bill and Melinda Gates reportedly planned to make their stunning divorce announcement in March — and she hoped to avoid the media glare by renting a remote, private island in Grenada for the family. Sources told TMZ that Melinda rented Calivigny Island for a whopping $132,000 a night for her and the couple’s children, as well as their significant others. (

A new report reveals Bill Gates used to spend long weekends with his ex-girlfriend. (

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Most laughter isn't because things are funny. Every culture in the world laughs, but surprisingly, most of our laughter isn't necessarily a response to humor. Less than 20 percent of laughter comes after jokes, according to neuroscientist Robert Provine; the rest is a reaction to regular statements and questions like, "How have you been?" The ensuing laughter, however brief, helps form social bonds since people who laugh together grow closer. PRESENTS... A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!

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A Chinese television brand is under fire for spying on its users.


A 22-ton Chinese Rocket crashed returned to earth on Saturday, crashing into the Indian Ocean after fears it could land in a major city. (

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If there’s one thing independent young people and seniors both have in common, it’s the need for affordable housing. It’s this search to find a low-cost apartment that led one teen to accidentally move into a retirement community. 19-year-old Madison Kohout told she was moving from Oklahoma to Arkansas and was searching for a two-bedroom apartment online. After finding a “super spacious” apartment that was listed at $350 a month, Kohout said she signed the lease without looking at it in person and moved in days later. While she found it odd her neighbors were all over 65 years of age, it didn’t click until a week after her move when she noticed the retirement home sign outside her building. “The first week of moving here was crazy!” Kohout told Newsweek. “I was busy with finding a job and setting up my apartment, I didn’t even notice! I thought it was a bit weird that all of my neighbors were significantly older than me.” Based on her TikTok observations, which have no gone viral, her new living situation has largely been positive with her noting in one video that her home is “always super quiet” because her neighbors are usually asleep by the time she gets home. (

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A heartless crook stole a prosthetic arm belonging to a college baseball pitcher in South Dakota. Parker Hanson’s artificial limb was in his unlocked car outside his home when a thief was caught on surveillance camera stealing it early Monday morning. “To the person in Sioux Falls last night who felt the need to steal other people’s property, I hope those prosthetic arms and attachments bring you more use than they brought me,” Hanson, a baseball player at Augustana University, wrote on his Facebook page. Hanson’s prosthetic arm and other equipment were inside a tan Nike backpack. The bag was found down the block from Hanson’s home Monday night, but the arm was not inside, the athlete said. Hanson told the Argus Leader that the prosthetic arm is specially designed for him. In place of his missing one, Hanson is using a backup prosthetic that doesn’t fit as well, he told the newspaper. (

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