Saturday May 5 & Sunday May 6, 2018

Show Notes for Saturday May 5 & Sunday May 6, 2018
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"If you can dream it, then you can achieve it. You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want."--Zig Ziglar

"Someday is not a day of the week."--Janet Dailey

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Two or three beers may be a better painkiller than the stuff you get in the drugstore, according to a British study. Researchers (Greenwich University) say they discovered strong evidence that alcohol is an effective painkiller. They also concluded the more beer people drank, the less pain they felt. The study compared 18 different controlled experiments that involved 404 people. They found that a blood alcohol content of .08, about three or four regular drinks, can reduce pain by up to 25 percent. It also increased pain tolerance a little. 

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A man on an apparent beer run led Santa Rosa, California police on a chase Thursday morning after allegedly stealing a delivery truck filled with beer. While a delivery driver was inside of a store dropping off an order of beer, a customer informed him that a man wearing American flag shorts had just jumped into the beer truck and drove away with its alcohol content. Forty-six-year old Matt Lane Hermsmeyer, who stole the truck, didn’t know that a GPS tracking system was onboard. The truck was located within minutes by the Santa Rosa Police Department. The truck was eventually abandoned and multiple citizens reported seeing the suspect running from the scene, “wearing nothing but the red, white and blue shorts.” He was caught hiding in the bushes within an hour after the incident first started. (

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This new series is a sequel to the original Karate Kid franchise, and is set 30 years after the All Valley Karate Tournament (1984). Johnny Lawrence (William Zabka), the villain of the original Karate Kid, reopens the Cobra Kai dojo, which causes his rivalry with Daniel LaRusso (Ralph Macchio) to be reignited. All 10 episodes are available today, and the first two episodes are available for free. (YouTube Red) 

The Television Academy has removed Bill Cosby’s name from their website. A Television Academy spokesperson say Cosby is still a part of the Hall of Fame. 

Bill Cosby’s lawyer says he’s mentally preparing himself for prison. (

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The U.S. Government is seeking 1 million volunteers for a massive study about DNA and health habits. (

Apple’s earnings came in much higher than expected, increasing by 21% in one year. (

A growing number of Congressman say they are sleeping in their offices because they don’t make enough to afford an apartment in D.C. (

A study by the World Health Organization found that nine out of ten people are breathing in polluted air. (

A CNN survey found that over 100 Uber drivers have been accused of sex crimes in the past year. (

Two pelicans flew into the graduation ceremony at Pepperdine University and landed on several students.(

Yale has become the latest school to rescind the honorary degree it gave to Bill Cosby. (

The CEO of WhatsAPP is planning to leave his position over privacy concerns from their parent company, Facebook.(

A survey commissioner by Pilot Flying J found that choosing where to stop on a road trip creates stress for parents. (

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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day

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Superannuated (SOO-per-AN-yew-ay-ted)
-Discharged, esp with a pension, owing to age or illness.
-Too old to serve usefully.
-Obsolete through age or new technological or intellectual developments.
-Incapacitated or disqualified for active duty by advanced age.
-Older than the typical member of a specified group.

From Medieval Latin superannātus aged more than one year, from Latin super- + annus a year. 17th century.

Used in a sentence:
“I find myself to be exorbitantly superannuated for this feculence!”
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The Howe Caverns is a cave in the middle of New York state. Howe Caverns is a popular tourist attraction, providing cave-goers with a sense of caving or spelunking, without needing the advanced equipment and training usually associated with such adventures. And on July 14, visitors won't even need clothing. Howe Caverns is hosting "Naked in a Cave," in honor of International Nude Day. Adults can tour the caves by lantern in the buff. The tour starts at 7:30PM and tickets cost $65 each. That will earn you a souvenir robe and an adult beverage.

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Police said that a furious fast foodie flipped out in a Staten Island Popeyes after she tried to order from a discount menu you can only find at Wendy's. The frenzy began when the woman entered a Popeyes and attempted to order from the “4 for $4” menu, which is a promotional deal at Wendy’s. Sources said that the woman ordered a meal anyway, sat down to eat, and then had words with the employees on the way out. Security footage shows her stick her tongue out, wave her middle fingers in the air, and swing a large poster board at the front door. For her finale, the woman picked up a chair and bashed in one the eatery’s plate glass windows. Cops are still on the lookout for this crazed woman. They describe her as being between 18 to 25 years old. She was wearing a multi-colored du-rag, a pink bandana, a pink hoodie, a black jacket, and blue jeans.(

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A woman stole a police car and claimed that Jesus told her to do it.
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Japanese bus drivers go on strike.... but keep driving passengers to their destination.
They just quit charging for the rides!.