Show Notes for Tuesday December 31, 2019


Show Notes for Tuesday December 31, 2019


John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE https://goo.gl/S476Js OR HERE https://goo.gl/GQvVxo

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)
December 31
National Champagne Day
No Interruptions Day
Make Up Your Mind Day
New Years Eve
Universal Hour of Peace

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A study by the University of Southern Australia found that drinking Diet Coke will cause you to gain weight. (https://bit.ly/2Z5SeJ7)

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An Oregon felon allegedly placed methamphetamine into bean dip that she served to co-workers at a Thriftway supermarket, according to cops who arrested the woman on multiple criminal counts. Police charge that 38-year-old Cassandra Medina-Hernandez provided the spiked bean dip to a woman who fell ill after consuming it. Upon being treated at a hospital, the victim “learned the bean dip may have contained methamphetamine.” The 27-year-old victim told cops that Medina-Hernandez, who was working in the store’s deli department, provided her with the bean dip. A fellow Thriftway employee told police that Medina-Hernandez “told her about placing drugs inside” the victim’s food. After opening a criminal probe, investigators determined that “at least one other employee had consumed bean dip from the same dish that was believed to have been contaminated.” Deputies arrested Medina-Hernandez on several charges, including unlawful delivery of methamphetamine and recklessly endangering another person. (https://bit.ly/2n4WsC0)

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Film Critics are saying that Adam Sandler’s new movie, “Uncut Gems,” could make him the favorite to win Best Actor at “The Oscars.” (https://bit.ly/2lVT6RB)

Eddie Murphy told the New York Times that he cringes at his old stand-up material because of how insensitive it was. (
https://pge.sx/2of6Uam)

“The Fast and The Furious” director Rob Cohen was accused of sexual assault during a meeting in 2015. (https://pge.sx/2mPf5Kg)

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The Center For Disease Control linked over 450 illnesses to vaping.
(
https://cbsn.ws/2lGOXAw)

A study claims that eating chicken can give you cancer. (
https://bit.ly/2lLuMB9)

A new study claims that a growing number of millennials are drinking more because they’re becoming parents. (
https://bit.ly/2m2JxQe)

California approved a law that would allow college athletes to make endorsement money. Some people argue that college players shouldn’t be paid because they get their education for free.(
https://nyti.ms/2kpaxct)

A New York man dressed as Elmo was arrested for groping women in Times Square. (
https://cbsloc.al/2m9bmGV)

A Swedish Chef says eating humans may save the planet. (
https://bit.ly/2kAxk51)


Mick Jagger told protesters at the Venice Film Festival that he’s right behind them in their efforts to fight climate change. (https://yhoo.it/2kzZxJ4)

FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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Coca-Cola owns all website URLs that can be read as ahh, all the way up to 62 h's. A 2013 digital campaign by Coca-Cola spurred the company to purchase all 62 URL’s.


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Dateline.... Japan

Toyota unveiled a new version of its “H3 Humanoid Robot” in Tokyo that’s more realistic than ever before.(https://bit.ly/2PET78w)


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A package thief who made off with a woman’s delivery in St. Paul, Minnesota, decided to leave something behind for the victim — a handwritten thank you note. Homeowner Hilary Smith found the note on her porch one day last week after she got home from work. The note thanked her for the “opportunity of stealing" her package and was signed by the package’s “new owner." St. Paul police posted a picture of the note on Twitter, and reminded residents who are expecting deliveries to take precautions to avoid thefts. https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Package-thief-taunts-victim-with-thank-you-note-566234201.html

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Police say a Tennessee woman who used her car to hit another woman helping direct traffic near a school has been arrested. WZTV-TV cited an affidavit in reporting that 41-year-old Matasha Hodges is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The affidavit says Hodges was passing a Nashville school on her way to work Friday when she was stopped by a woman helping a crossing guard, became angry and struck the woman with her car. The victim received minor injuries. It wasn't immediately clear whether Hodges has an attorney. https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Tenn-woman-charged-for-hitting-woman-helping-crossing-guard--566049721.html
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.

43-year-old Heather Mayeux was arrested for domestic battery after allegedly stubbing out a cigarette on her boyfriend’s forehead during an argument in their Florida residence. Cops allege that Mayeux got into a “verbal altercation” with the 46-year-old victim upon his return home from work. After pushing the man several times, Mayeux “took her lit cigarette and extinguished it on the victim’s forehead.” After being read her rights, Mayeux reportedly copped to using her beau as an ashtray. “ Police noted, “Mayeux admitted to being frustrated” and said she “may have put the cigarette out on the victim’s forehead.” Mayeux was booked into the county jail on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge. A judge has ordered her to have no contact with the victim. (
https://bit.ly/2nXnmMB)

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Show Notes for Monday December 30, 2019


Show Notes for Monday December 30, 2019


It's another #MovieStarMonday with Cas Anvar who stars in The Expanse, Season FOUR just premiered on Amazon Prime with great anticipation and excitement as the long awaited fan favorite. Termed by the series' viral fans as "an edge of your seat ride where all the rules that are so carefully followed are perfectly broken," See: https://tinyurl.com/ExpanseSeasonFour

Anvar has also been on the big screen in MANY FILMS, including Oscar-winning Best Picture 'Argo', The Vatican Tapes, Shattered Glass, Diana, Source Code, The Factory, The Terminal, Miss India America, and the upcoming film 'The Operative' On the small screen, Anvar has appeared on CBS's "NCIS:LA", USA network's "In Plain Sight", ABC's "Boston Legal", ABC's "Castle", CBS's "Intelligence", and the hit series "24" SyFy's "Olympus", and Amazon's "The Expanse" Along with his film and television acting, Anvar's other passion is voice work. He is well known for his roles in some of the world's most popular video games: Call of Duty: BO2, Halo 4, and as Altair in Assassins Creed: Revelations.

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)
December 30
National Bicarbonate of Soda Day
Falling Needles Family Fest Day
Bacon Day

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A study by the New England Journal of Medicine found that half of all Americans will be over weight by 2030. (https://yhoo.it/36Vt6aS)

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According to reports and jail records, a Texas man named Luke Aaron Skywalker Sexton was busted for marijuana possession after a cop pulled him over and smelled pot in his car. 19-year-old Skwalker Sexton was pulled over in Garden Ridge, a city north of San Antonio, on Monday when a police officer noticed his car had no front license plate. The cop smelled pot in the car and found a baggie of marijuana after searching the vehicle. Sexton allegedly admitted owning the grass and was arrested at the scene. He was held on $2,000 bond, which he made and was released the same day. (https://bit.ly/2SjuuQi)


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Critics gave this year’s stripper movie, “Hustlers,” one bad review after another.
(https://bit.ly/2m18V91)

Tom Hanks’ 2019 film about Mr. Rogers brought audiences to tears.
(https://bit.ly/2kyz1jr)

Ratings for this year’s host-free version of “The Emmy’s” were down at least 20% from last year’s show. (https://bit.ly/2kGyb4i)

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This past September, the U.S. Coast Guard captured a submarine that was hauling $165 million worth of cocaine.(https://bit.ly/2lBs2a7)

A Wall Street Journal Study found that having pets can bring down the resale value of your home because of people who don’t like the smell or the dander. (
https://on.wsj.com/2nd6osY)

The University of Texas conducted a study of MUMMIES and found that high cholesterol was a problem for ancient Egyptians. (
https://bit.ly/2lMP6Cy)

In 2019 the state of Massachusetts banned all forms of E-Cigarettes.
(
https://yhoo.it/2lM12ED)

A Michigan school teacher who was arrested for coming to class drunk lost his teaching license.(
https://bit.ly/2lrofMl)

FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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In total, there are 205 bones in the skeleton of a horse. Even though they are much greater in size to humans (we have 206), horses have just about the same number of bones in their skeleton as we do!


NEWS HEADLINES.... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline.... England
British Travel Giant Thomas Cook has shut its doors after 178 years, leaving tens of thousands of vacationers stranded abroad. (https://bit.ly/2m5t8KX)


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She was just meeting her obligations, showing up for jury duty, so she sat down with the others in the room at the Jefferson County courthouse. But then, there he was. A grown man in a rabbit onesie. I had to do a double take because I could not believe it,” said a woman who snapped off a few photos of the man in the bunny suit and spoke with CBS4. Yes, a pink bunny suit, with the ears and everything. Maybe related to the movie, “A Christmas Story,” because that’s exactly what it looked like. Of course, the group of about 75 people waiting to find out if they were assigned to a jury began whispering about what seemed to be an effort to get out of duty. He was obviously extremely proud of it because he had his ears popped up and everything,” she said. The court picked a group, then another, about twenty people in all had their names randomly called for jury duty. The last group, including the woman who snapped the photos and the man in the bunny suit, waited and then finally were dismissed. (https://cbsloc.al/34lzYwg)

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A 36-year-old man is facing multiple charges including assault and six counts of animal cruelty after police responded to a residence for a domestic violence call. According to the affidavit, police believe Roberto Collins assaulted his ex-fiance and her 6-year-old daughter on Sunday. The woman told police Collins was armed and had fired four shots from the backyard of the home on East Hunters Glen Street near Egypt Central Road. Police say the argument stemmed from the woman planning to break off her engagement with Collins. She was allegedly holding her daughter in her arms at the time of the assault. Once deputies arrived on the scene, Collins was taken into custody. As investigators secured the scene, two dog carcasses were found in the yard along with four other dogs that were running around. The affidavit says deputies began searching the home where they found two rattlesnakes, two alligators, a Gila monster and a dead iguana. There was also feces and insects throughout the home. Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency and the Department of Child Services were contacted for this investigation, and the Memphis Zoo arrived to seize the animals from the home. Collins is charged with domestic assault, six counts of animal cruelty, reckless endangerment to a minor and possession of a deadly weapon during an offense. https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Alligators-snakes-seized-from-Tennessee-home-566019831.html
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.

Police charged a Florida man with battery after they say he punched another customer in the checkout line at a Walmart store. Cape Coral police said Henry Harvey, 69, reportedly became angry over customers ahead of him in line taking too long at the register, WTVF reported. An argument resulted in Harvey allegedly punching the victim in the head, according to reports. Officers said they later located Harvey at his home and arrested him. The victim is not seriously injured.
https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Florida-man-reportedly-punches-customer-who-took-too-long-at-the-Walmart-register-565924621.html


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Garbage Collector 'Secret Santa' Drops Off Gift For 2-Year-Old Who 
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Show Notes for Saturday December 28 & Sunday December 29, 2019


Show Notes for Saturday December 28 & Sunday December 29, 2019


This weekend we visit with actress Bree Condon. She is positioned to be a breakout star in the entertainment industry, appearing in one of this year's top awards-season contenders. Condon is in "Bombshell" opposite Nicole Kidman, Margot Robbie, and Charlize Theron. The ripped-from-headlines drama follows the women who rose up against the late Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes, for sexual misconduct. Condon shines in an uncanny portrayal of news personality and former co-host of FNC's "The Five," Kimberly Guilfoyle, who left the network with reports alleging that she was pushed amid accusations of sexual misconduct. "Bombshell" was released nationwide on December 20, 2019.



TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)
December 28
National Short Film Day
National Chocolate Candy Day
National Card Playing Day
Holy Innocents Day
Pledge of Allegiance Day

December 29
National Pepper Pot Day
Tick Tock Day

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A new survey found that Phoenix, Arizona has the fastest rising rents in the country. (https://bit.ly/2PU4F6G)


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An argument between two Canadian roommates over the volume of a video game ended with one of the men in hospital with injuries. Police in Guelph were called to a residence last Wednesday at 11:00 p.m. for a reported assault. Officers were told two male roommates got in a physical fight after one was playing his video game too loudly. Police said in a release that “The accused grabbed a glass bong amidst the altercation and hit the victim causing the bong to break and glass to shatter.” A 40-year-old Guelph man has been charged with aggravated assault and assault with a weapon. (https://bit.ly/2EHAMkC)


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Warner Bros. announced new release dates for two of their biggest projects: The Flash and The Matrix 4. The Flash will open in 2022. As for the Matrix 4 release date, that’s set for 2021. And to make things extra interesting, the Matrix date is the same as the release date for another Keanu Reeves film: John Wick Chapter 4.


Netflix has a new documentary out about Patriots Tight End Aaron Hernandez, who killed himself in prison in 2017. (https://yhoo.it/2Mie5Ig)

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Scottish police are hot on the trail of a serial milk thief near. The perpetrator has snatched up to 300 pints at a time from a school.

David Keller isn’t a beekeeper and he’s never owned any bees. But when the Arizona man wanted to prove a point last month, he registered a beehive as a service animal. Keller said the whole thing started after he saw what appeared to be a service dog misbehaving. He said he could “very easily tell that it was not a service animal because it was pulling the owner to the parking lot.” So, he decided to take a stand. He was thinking that it’s just too easy to get any animals to be service animals. He went to a site called USAServiceDogRegistration.com, and successfully registered the picture of the beehive as a service animal. He simply wanted to bring awareness to the issue that anyone could do it.
A middle school in Manatee County, Florida evacuated its students after someone sprayed too much Axe body spray. According to school officials, the bus carrying Buffalo Creek Middle School students had to remove students off the bus because of the strong odor. The bus stopped at the intersection of 119th Avenue East and Erie Road near Parrish. Another bus arrived at the smelly scene to pick up the students. A local EMS came to check out the students but thankfully, no one was transported to the hospital from having too much Axe body spray. (https://bit.ly/2YJgW1y)

The luck has run out for a Louisiana man allegedly caught rigging bingo games to win more than $10,000. 43-year-old John Cook was booked into the Ouachita Correctional Facility on Friday on a felony theft charge and two counts for failing to appear multiple times following his June 29th arrest. Police say Cook was recorded on video at a bingo parlor manipulating a “Bonanza Bingo” game by handpicking the balls he wanted to play and then hiding the winner until he was ready to end the game. The warrant says Cook did this four times and won thousands for three people, including his sister. One of the winners was captured speaking with Cook before the drawing, and two winners were seen giving Cook money after the game. He’s in jail on an $11,000 bond. (
https://bit.ly/2YEQiHt)

FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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George W. Bush was once a cheerleader. Bush was a cheerleader in High School, and continued to be one while he attended Yale. In high school, he was even promoted to head cheerleader!


NEWS HEADLINES.... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline.... Australia
A study by the University of Adelaide in Australia found that driver-less cars will create more congestion on the roads because people will be less likely to carpool. (https://bit.ly/2BM3L5v)


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If funeral hall prices are killing you, this Nagano-based (Japan) company wants to help make your final purchase an affordable one. Do-it-yourself projects aren’t just fun, they’re financially rewarding too. When you consider all the things you can do yourself, it seems like you’re practically throwing your money away by paying someone else to build your furniture, repair your car, or hold your funeral, doesn’t it? Tsubasa, a funerary services company based in Nagano Prefecture, has begun taking orders for its new DIY Funeral Set. The set includes a wooden coffin, with a fold-open window to show the face of the deceased, as well as a pillow, mattress, and blanket. The package also provides an urn for ashes and a silver-accented box to hold the bones left over after cremation, as well as three furoshiki wrapping cloths. Finally, there’s a handbook that explains how to perform the ceremony’s rites to put the soul of the departed at ease (https://bit.ly/2Eqiu7p)

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A 26-year-old Florida man was cited by police this week after backing a pickup truck into the women's bathroom of an Orange County Chuck E. Cheese. Mariano Gomez Ajtum, of Orlando, was ticketed for improper backing and driving without a valid license after the incident, which occurred just before 12:30 p.m. on Monday. The only vehicle involved in the crash was a 2013 Dodge pickup. In a series of tweets, Orange County Fire Rescue confirmed there were no injuries in the collision. “Only a few patrons in the restaurant at the time. No-one was in the women's restroom where the truck ended up,” it said, posting photos from the scene. A later update contained a 48-second video clip showing the moment the truck reversed at speed directly into the wall. It remains unclear why the driver failed to hit the brakes. The crash resulted in significant damage to the interior and ceiling of the restroom. According to WFTV, Ajtum initially fled the scene but later returned, telling officials that he had left to inform his employer about what had happened. The Chuck E. Cheese was forced to temporarily close its doors after the crash. Atjum was issued with a notice to appear before a judge for driving without a license.
(https://bit.ly/2skzVUl)
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.

A Miami man was caught sleeping in the Manger scene at a local church. He legally had to be evicted with a 30 day notice. FAKE NEWS

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Show Notes for Friday December 27, 2019


Show Notes for Friday December 27, 2019



Today we talk to Jessie James Decker. The country artist and reality TV star will reveal the first-ever First POWERBALL Millionaire of 2020 during the live broadcast of Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest 2020. The big reveal announcing the winner of the First POWERBALL Millionaire of the Year will air just after midnight on January 1, 2020. abc.com


TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)
December 27
National Fruitcake Day

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A new study found that eating chilies will reduce your chances of having a heart attack or a stroke. (https://cnn.it/2rYM9Sx)


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Brought to you by TimeForRehab.com! Each day we talk about people doing dumb things under the influence, but addiction is no laughing matter… if you or someone you know needs help, we're here to help! You can learn more at TimeForRehab.com.

An Ohio postal worker was arrested on drug charges for selling crack-cocaine out of her mail truck on her route. 52-year-old Darcy Spangler of Ashtabula was arraigned last Wednesday on drug trafficking charges. The Crime Enforcement Agency of Ashtabula County commander, Detective Greg Leonhard, said Spangler was investigated for three months. Spangler was taken to county jail when she was on her way to work at the Ashtabula post office. No additional drugs were found during a search of Spangler’s residence. But authorities recovered evidence of drug sales, including scales and packaging materials. Additional charges against a second individual are pending. A message seeking comment was left Thursday for her assigned public defender. (https://cbsloc.al/35PiTMH)


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Eddie Murphy returned to “Saturday Night Live” for the first time since 1984 and he brought back some of his most iconic characters, including Buckwheat, Mr. Robinson, and Gumby. Eddie made fun of Bill Cosby during the monologue. (https://bit.ly/35NRStd)


Hillary Duff married her fiancee Mathew Koma in Los Angeles on Saturday. (https://pge.sx/2PN7qrx)

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The State of Florida hired thousands of python hunters who can help officials deal with an excess of snakes in the Sunshine State.(https://bit.ly/31KmY24)


Bishops at the Vatican are urging Pope Francis to allow Priests who serve in the Amazon to get married. The Church is dealing with a shortage of Priests because it won’t allow them to get married. (https://yhoo.it/3447V4P)


Starbucks is now letting its employees wear facial piercings. A spokesman for Starbucks said, “We believe the Starbucks experience is best delivered when partners can bring their whole selves to work. Based on partner feedback, we have simplified our resources and approach to dress code to provide more clarity and make it easier for partners to select their wardrobe for work.”

Police in Italy were called about a man who was standing in the middle of the busy road directing traffic. But when they arrived the man had left the area and couldn’t be located. Witnesses say the man was directing traffic with a bag of frozen peas.

In Romania an unidentified man snatched a valuable necklace from a jewelry store. He fled the scene on foot and got 40 feet down the sidewalk before he came to a crosswalk. The light was red and our crook politely waited for it to turn green before attempting to cross the street. Unfortunately, this gave the jewelry store owner time to catch up with him, wrestle him to the ground and hold him until police arrived.

Part of a Phoenix road had to be shut down Saturday morning due to a stinky situation. Police say the road was shut down due to what was believed to be a human waste spill. Police said it was “the type of material found in a septic tank or a temporary toilet, such as a port-a-john.” The spill was approximately 75 feet long and 3 inches deep.


FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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Dolly Parton lost in a Dolly Parton look-alike contest. Dolly Parton entered a 
Dolly Parton themed drag queen contest, did her hair and makeup more 
dramatically, and not only lost, but received the least applause.


NEWS HEADLINES.... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline.... England
A British study revealed that one in six people believe the entire galaxy is called “Earth” and didn’t know what the Milky Way was. (https://bit.ly/31U48We)


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A wild punk rock show erupted at a Denny’s restaurant in California — and one of the teens behind it got stuck with a bill for trashing the place. The footage shows an adrenaline-fueled mosh-pit explosion — as audience members shout “Punk rock!” and slam into ceiling lamps — at the 24-hour diner in Santa Ana. The hardcore band WACKO and pals rented the dining room for the show on Saturday and ended up leaving behind broken furniture. When cops arrived at 8:00 p.m., the only person left was a 17-year-old boy, who ended up footing the bill for his out-of-control friends. “There was damage done to one of the Denny’s tables,” police spokesman Lt. Anthony Bertagna said last Tuesday. Nobody was arrested. It wasn’t clear how much the teenager had to fork over, but the band later said it plans to throw a fundraiser to pay him back. (https://bit.ly/2rn3a8S)

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December 19th, at approximately 9pm... Daniel Collins also known as Buffy of Farragut TN, was arrested at Walgreens in Lenoir City TN when he became upset and hostile after finding out they didn't carry "his brand" of mascara. Before officers arrived Buffy was able to cast a spell on the cashier who says she hasn't been able to quit stuttering since the incident. After being detained, he was found to have stolen a chocolate milk and a pack of beef jerky. Buffy is being held at Loudon County Justice Center while awaiting charges of disorderly conduct and theft under $500.https://www.facebook.com/LCcrimewatch/photos/a.118125749586104/173403890724956/?type=3&theater

FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.

A man in Florida was caught when grocery store personnel noticed that he was looking suspicious. He looked suspicious because of the 3 pounds of bacon he had stuffed in his pants. FLORIDA

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77-Year-Old Woman Who Delivers Papers For A Living Is Surprised With $5,000
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