Friday September 28, 2018

Show Notes for Friday September 28, 2018


Today we talk with Ben Orlin about his new book Math with Bad Drawings: Illuminating the Ideas That Shape Our Reality



TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY!!! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)


September 28th
National North Carolina Day
National Drink Beer Day
National Good Neighbor Day
National Strawberry Cream Pie Day

National Gay Men’s HIV/AIDS Awareness Day 

"Death is very likely the single best invention of life. It's life's change agent; it clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now, the new is you. But someday, not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it's quite true. Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life." --Steve Jobs, Stanford University, 2005


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When firefighters in Niceville, Florida arrived at a home last week they could see smoke coming from inside. A naked man opened the front door, said “I’m sorry,” and closed the door. Police officers arrived shortly after to assist. The man came to the door again, left it open and went back into the house. The man reportedly showed no signs of understanding the danger he was in. There were several things on fire inside the home, including some towels. Based on the fire department’s investigation, the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread. The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9:00 a.m. that morning. He was examined at the scene and had no life-threatening injuries, the report said. (https://goo.gl/pd5q1c)
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Jersey Shore cast member Pauly D says he’s had sex in some crazy places. (https://goo.gl/ziL6BX)
The internet continues to react in shock to Kylie Jenner’s claim that she’s never had cereal with milk before. (https://goo.gl/CdcvMw)
Chevy Chase told the Washington Post that the current cast of Saturday Night Live is producing the “worst effing humor in the world.” (https://goo.gl/C6MDRb)
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A Gallup Poll has the Republican Party’s approval rating at its highest level in seven years. 45% of registered voters approve of Republicans, Democrats are hovering around 40%.  (https://goo.gl/fX7wv6)

A survey by the University of Maryland found that the divorce rate fell by 18% between 2008 and 2016. The survey found that millennials are the most likely group to stay married.
(https://goo.gl/jdc9pg)

A Wisconsin robbery suspect led police on a high speed chase only to surrender after he was swarmed by a group of mosquitos. (https://goo.gl/Brnqj5)

An Arizona mother was arrested after she left her four-year-old daughter home alone so she could go out and party. I
(https://goo.gl/RQ5nsW)

Two female competitors have quit the Vietnamese edition of “The Bachelor” so they can date each other.
(https://goo.gl/N5NW5E)
A study by the University of Oregon found that octopuses become extra cuddly when they take the mood drug ecstasy.
(https://goo.gl/HcV9UF)

A survey by the University of Missouri found that married men earn more money than any other group. (https://goo.gl/NbhHns)





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The voice of Mickey Mouse and the voice of Minnie Mouse got married IRL.


A can of Mountain Dew can dissolve a mouse.
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Oniomania  (OH-nee-oh-MAY-nee-ya)
Noun:
-An obsessive or uncontrollable urge to buy things.
-An abnormal impulse for buying things.

From Greek ┼Źnios 'for sale', from ┼Źnos 'price, purchase’ + Late Latin mania "insanity, madness," from Greek mania "madness, frenzy; enthusiasm.

Used in a sentence:
“When it comes to the buying of books, there is nothing wrong with a bit of oniomania.”


WEIRD NEWS:
A food services worker at Detroit’s Comerica Park stadium was recorded Friday spitting into a pizza he was preparing for a customer, a crime for which he is expected to soon be charged. As seen in a brief video posted to a co-worker’s Instagram page, 21-year-old Jaylon Kerley spits into a tin containing pizza dough and then covers up his saliva with a ladle full of tomato sauce. Kerley was recorded as he prepared a pizza during the September 21st Detroit Tigers game against the Kansas City Royals. Kerley was fired when Detroit Sportservice, which operates food concessions at the ballpark, learned of the video. Kerley has been arrested by police and the Wayne County Prosecutor’s Office is reviewing a warrant and preparing criminal charges in connection with the food tampering. A spokesperson for the prosecutor said that a charging decision will be made soon at a Detroit criminal courthouse.
(https://goo.gl/LERzXs)


MOMENT OF DUH:
A Shelbyville, Indiana man said he was pistol-whipped Friday over an argument about a Bruno Mars song. The victim told police he and another friend went to visit their friend of 50 years in Greenwood, Indiana at about 5:00 p.m. The victim said the three of them were talking and started arguing over whether a certain song was sung by Bruno Mars. The victim said it was, but the accused said it wasn't sung by Bruno Mars. The fight continued to escalate until the victim showed his friend that the song was by Bruno Mars. At that point, the victim said his friend pulled a gun out and pointed it at him. The victim said he called the accused a “chicken****,” then the accused swung the gun at him, striking him in the face. The victim told police the gun went off when it hit him. He said he then took a swing at the other man, then the gun went off again. The accused was arrested on suspicion of battery with injury and criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon. (https://goo.gl/N9Hq8t)
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A Martin County man was turned in by his neighbors for gardening in the nude on his front lawn. FLORIDA - (https://goo.gl/868TWt)

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Thursday September 27, 2018

Show Notes for Thursday September 27, 2018


THIS WEEK'S DEAR JOHN LETTER!
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Dear John,


I've been happily married for 24 years. I have three grown children and one grandson. I just found out that my husband cheated on my when we were dating. It was a one-night stand 25 years ago at a frat party in college and it never happened again. Since I learned of this, we have taken a little time apart. I'm still very hurt by this. My children are split on this. My son told me I should forgive him and move on. My daughters are more hurt by this and understand why I am considering a divorce. I think I have already made up my mind, but I wanted to ask for your opinion. What do you think? I've heard you say “Once a cheater, always a cheater” Do I make amends or move on?


Signed – WonderingWife

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September 27th
National Scarf Day
National Chocolate Milk Day
National Crush a Can Day

National Corned Beef Hash Day


"What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

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A woman is accused of using glitter glue and crayons to get drugs to her boyfriend inside of the Hampton City Jail in Virginia. Krystal Milne, a 33-year-old from Hampton, was arrested on August 16th. She is accused of attempting to mail suspected narcotics into the jail. Court documents reveal that a detective was monitoring a jailhouse phone call between inmate Robert Davis and his girlfriend, Milne. Documents state the two were discussing that narcotics be mailed to Davis while in jail. According to documents, Milne is accused of telling him to pay special attention to the middle cloud in the picture and that she was going to try and “use glitter glue this time.” On August 16th the Sheriff’s Department said they received three letters sent from Milne to Davis and each one contained suspected narcotics as described in the phone call. Milne was arrested for one count of delivery of drugs to a prisoner and possession of marijuana. (https://goo.gl/HGHxmk)
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79-year-old Al Pacino is dating an actress half his age. Israeli Actress Meital Dohan stars in the series “Weeds.”
(https://goo.gl/XHkpGg)

Jane Fonda says that rather than trying to make a comeback, comedian Louis C.K. should work at Starbucks
(https://goo.gl/xXULWV)


Comedian Jim Gaffigan is being sued by an actor who was hit in the head by a soccer ball that Gaffigan’s daughter kicked at him on the set of a commercial in 2016.
(https://goo.gl/n2GWQb)


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A great grandmother in Texas revealed that she killed a 580 pound alligator with one shot after it approached her home.

Grandma told reporters she plans to eat the gator meat and display its humongous head in her office. (https://goo.gl/bTWkgJ)

The Center For Disease Control announced that the number of people with alzheimer’s and dementia is expected to double by the year 2060. (https://goo.gl/6fd4Xc)

A new study found that one in three Trip Advisor reviews are FAKE. (https://goo.gl/k4dkay)

An Ohio strip club was shut down after they were caught accepting food stamps for lap dances. (https://goo.gl/14iezp)


Police in Spain say a dress-wearing bank robber was actually a man. The mustache was a giveaway. He was easily spotted by a police a couple of blocks from the bank.


About 2,000 people descended on Ramsbottom, England, over the weekend to observe and compete in the World Black Pudding Throwing Competition. The annual event outside the town’s Oaks Pub involves competitors who attempt to dislodge large Yorkshire puddings placed on a 32-foot high scaffold by throwing smaller puddings, about the size of hockey pucks, at them.
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Until the 1980s, it was illegal for a woman to drive a car down Main Street in Waynesboro, Virginia, unless her husband was walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
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Cachinnate  (KAK-uh-nayt)
Verb:
-To laugh very loudly, hard, or convulsively.

From the Latin verb cachinnare, "to laugh loudly”.

Used in a sentence:
“Despite the solemn occasion, Rafferty found it impossible to resist the urge to cachinnate at the addlepated blatherskite.”
WEIRD NEWS:
A New York City man charged with setting a massive blaze that damaged more than 135 vehicles at a Brooklyn shopping center told investigators that he was “motivated to start the fire by his belief that others used the parked vehicles for sexual activity.” 23-year-old Evon Stephens was named yesterday in a federal complaint charging him with starting Monday’s seven-alarm blaze inside the garage at the Kings Plaza Shopping Center. The garage was used by car dealerships to store vehicles for sale. Investigators allege that Stephens initially torched a Mercedes-Benz, with the fire spreading to other vehicles. As he departed the garage Monday morning, Stephens “made an obscene hand gesture” towards a surveillance camera. After being apprehended Monday afternoon, Stephens told police that he routinely went to the garage and “accessed vehicles” owned by auto dealers. He reportedly confessed to starting the fire because he thought the parked autos were being used by “others” for sexual liaisons. Stephens, facing a felony arson charge, is being held at the federal detention center in Brooklyn. (https://goo.gl/HRx4yz)

MOMENT OF DUH:
According to court records, an Oregon man who believed that he was “shadow-banned” from YouTube due to a Deep State conspiracy was arrested yesterday for allegedly threatening to shoot employees of the online video giant. FBI agents collared 35-year-old William Gregory Douglas in connection with a recent series of threatening Twitter posts directed at YouTube and its chief executive, Susan Wojcicki. In his tweets, Douglas complained that his YouTube channel had been disabled and threatened to kill “100 YouTube employees” and cause “massive casualties.” Claiming that he was a few hours away from the firm’s California headquarters, Douglas warned, “if you are just going to ignore me try ignoring my gun you f***s.” As described by FBI Agent Jeffrey Gray in a court filing, the videos included “long rants about the ‘Deep State’” and Douglas’s claim that “he has been ‘shadow-banned’ from YouTube, which he described as a government operation.” Douglas, who is being held without bail at the Jackson County lockup, is scheduled to be arraigned on the felony counts Monday at the U.S. District Court in Medford. (https://goo.gl/KG1qah
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Is this story "Fake News" or something that actually happened in Florida.
A Florida dad was arrested after he drove his 15-year-old son and his
teen girlfriend to a local park so they could have sex, or “do their thang,” as he told police. He was released on $750 bond. (https://goo.gl/YXoj38)

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Wednesday September 26, 2018

Show Notes for Wednesday September 26, 2018

Today we visit with Bryan Nooner with Twist & Seal - https://amzn.to/2OQT728
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September 26th
National Situational Awareness Day
National Compliance Officer Day
National Dumpling Day
National Johnny Appleseed Day
National Shamu the Whale Day
National Pancake Day

National Women’s Health & Fitness Day

"Always look for the fool in the deal. If you don't find one, it's you." --Mark Cuban


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A 15-year-old boy is accused of driving drunk with an infant in the back seat. Mount Pleasant police say the baby's mother and another teen in the car were also intoxicated. Just after 10:30 p.m. Sunday, police responded to a call about a reckless driver on the road. “Someone saw the driver swerving and driving at various speeds,” said Sgt. Eric Relich of the Mount Pleasant Police Department. An officer spotted the vehicle driving roughly 25 miles an hour over the speed limit. Relich said, “The witness saw him driving into oncoming traffic.” The car stopped near a gas and that’s where police made contact with the teen behind the wheel. Police found alcohol, two other intoxicated teens, and a baby boy in the back seat. Relich said, “A 5-month-old infant who was being cared for by these three intoxicated individuals.” Prosecutors said the infant's 19-year-old mother was so intoxicated, she could not stand straight and had incoherent speech. She is charged with child neglect. The teen driver was taken into custody as well. (https://goo.gl/sEBmts)
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Michael Moore says he’s going to move to Canada if his new movie causes trouble. (https://goo.gl/VtUAs7)
Disney is going to scale back production of its “Star Wars” movies after the Han Solo film tanked at the box office. (https://goo.gl/yn1h6s)
Kiss continues to make headlines for announcing their plans to retire on “America’s Got Talent.” (https://goo.gl/Yk2Sje)
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Gucci unveiled a $350 swimsuit that can’t be worn in a pool because the fabric will be harmed by chlorine.
(https://goo.gl/EscTVG)
A video has gone viral of a mountain lion walking into a motel in Boulder, Colorado. The hotel has since put up a sign warning visitors to keep their pets on a leash in case the lion comes back. (https://goo.gl/kVdqJW)

The Treasury Department announced that U.S. jobless claims have fallen to a 49-year low. (https://goo.gl/hGQHgU)

A survey by Cornell University found that moms who breast feed for at least five months have more kids. (https://goo.gl/Kzny5R)

A study by the University of British Columbia found that humans are hardwired for laziness.(https://goo.gl/d6Gj2y)

A new study claims that stressed out people have the worst behaved pets because they tend to cause their pets stress and anxiety. (https://goo.gl/Rc63LF)

A burst pipe dumped 2,000 gallons of liquid sewage onto the New York City Subway on Wednesday night.  (https://goo.gl/9QZtPt)

A North Carolina man shared video of a black bear that locked itself in his mini-van only to shatter a window, crawl out, and run off. The video is funny because the guy was in a great mood the whole time he did the narration. (https://goo.gl/gA7aP2)


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In the 19th century, experts warned women about a disease called bicycle face, which meant getting stuck with the awkward faces they made while biking.
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Revenant
(REH-veh-nent)
Noun:
-A person who has returned, especially supposedly from the dead.
-One that returns after death or a long absence.

From French, literally ‘coming back,’ present participle (used as a noun) of revenir. First known use - 1818.

Used in a sentence:
“Edmond Dantes is the protagonist revenant in the Alexandre Dumas novel The Count of Monte Cristo.”
 

WEIRD NEWS:

Tacoma, Washington police say that a 22-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the leg Sunday evening while inside a Chuck E. Cheese. Luckily, no other injuries were reported. Police said that the man is currently at the hospital and that firing the gun was accidental. There will not be any charges and his name will not be released. They also said that he did have a gun permit. The Seattle PI reports that the incident caused panic inside the restaurant that hosts children and families. Many parents were angry that the man brought the firearm into a place with so many kids. The PI also reported that the restaurant may be able to file a civil lawsuit. The Tacoma Chuck E. Cheese has a sign posted near the front door stating that firearms are not allowed inside.
(https://goo.gl/Un9hDm)

MOMENT OF DUH:
A woman allegedly assaulted a deli owner for not putting enough meat in her sandwich. 32-year-old Regina Solomon was so upset over her sandwich that she went behind the deli counter to berate the owner of Krauszer’s Food Store in Hamden, Connecticut. Solomon and an unidentified male then tried to leave the store without paying for the sandwich and a calzone. When the store owner attempted to stop Solomon and the man, she allegedly grabbed a belt off a rack and hit him repeatedly while her accomplice punched him multiple times. The deli owner suffered injuries to his arms and hands, authorities said. Solomon was charged with third-degree robbery, second-degree assault, and sixth-degree larceny, according to the newspaper. She was released after posting a $1,000 bond.  (https://goo.gl/uXSUSm)
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An Orlando Dog Breeder was arrested for selling violent pit-bulls as therapy dogs ….. FAKE NEWS

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