Show Notes for Saturday, October 31 & Sunday, November 01, 2020

 

Today we visit with comedian Jeff Dwoskin for a #ComedyCall

His site is https://jeffisfunny.com/

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October 31

National Trick or Treat Day

National Doorbell Day

National Caramel Apple Day

National Knock-Knock Jokes Day

National Magic Day

Girl Scout Founder’s Day

Halloween


November 1

National Authors’ Day

National Brush Day

National Calzone Day

National Cinnamon Day

National Deep Fried Clams Day

National Cook For Your Pets Day

National Family Literacy Day

National Vinegar Day

Daylight Saving Time Ends

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A study by NPR found that death rates have drastically declined for people hospitalized with the Coronavirus. (https://n.pr/37y3VP8)

Here’s a study that didn’t need to be done: Parents with kids under the age of 18 start their day earlier than non-parents. A majority of parents with children under 18 wake up by 6AM (56%), compared with 37 percent of non-parents. But parents of minors aren’t going to bed any earlier than the typical American or non-parents. A majority (57%) of these parents said that they go to bed between 10PM and 1AM, which is similar to the number of US Adults (57%) and non-parents (54%) that fall asleep between those hours.

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His yacht was a weapon of mast destruction. A drunken Florida man who was trying to dock his 40-foot boat at a Sarasota marine pulled a “whiskey throttle” instead, sending the luxury craft crashing into several other vessels. 32-year-old Brendan Corey Sheridan was wearing a “disarranged” T-shirt, shorts and sandals as he placed his hands behind his back and refused field sobriety tests by a marine patrol officer. He said he was trying to dock but caught a wind that blew him into other boats. But police said the amount of damage was inconsistent with getting blown into another boat. 46-year-old Michaela Jean Larson, who lives near Sheridan and was a passenger on the ill-fated yacht, told police she was going to help him tie the boat off but noticed he was going to hit the dock and called out to him. “Sheridan then just gassed the vessel hard.” He was charged with four misdemeanor counts of boating under the influence with property damage and released on $2,000 bail. (https://bit.ly/3jlwcuq)

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CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin is on the verge of being fired after he was caught masturbating in a zoom meeting. (https://bit.ly/37v3jJN)

CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin continues to trend under the hashtag #MeToobin after he was caught masturbating in a Zoom meeting. Toobin has reportedly apologized to his colleagues. (https://fxn.ws/2Tgu3pf)

Susan Sarandon says Cher stole her roll in “The Witches of Eastwick” after having a liaison with producer John Peters. The movie came out over thirty years ago. (https://pge.sx/31tXvwl)

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From seeing ghost children with jet black eyes to experiencing otherworldly green flashes to witnessing the TV mysteriously flicker on and off, a Halloween study found that most people have a stronger connection to the paranormal than one might think. Just over 60 percent of people admit to having seen a ghost in their lifetime. One in three people have either lived or stayed in a house they felt was haunted. The study also identified America’s top 10 fears as: snakes, spiders, sharks, drowning, heights, public speaking, failure, bees, cramped spaces and rejection.

You would think Monday would rank number one as the most miserable day of the week, but it’s not. Turns out it’s Tuesday. Researchers at the London School of Economics monitored the moodswings of roughly 22,000 people and found the second workday of the week is our least favorite. Over a two-month period volunteers registered their state of mind with the help of an iPhone app. Researchers think that on Monday the weekend has not quite worn off. But by Tuesday we are well into the working week and the following weekend is not yet in sight.

Being older than 52 is nothing to laugh about because that’s the age when we start becoming grumpy, according to a survey. The poll found those over 50 laughed far less than their younger counterparts and complained far more. While infants laughed up to 300 times a day, that figure had fallen to an average of six laughs by teenage years and only 2.5 daily chuckles for those over 60. Men were also found to be grumpier than women.

If you’ve been on the lookout for the perfect late night snack, researchers (Florida State University) say that cottage cheese before bed has a positive effect on the metabolism and overall health, helps promote muscle recovery, and doesn’t result in any body fat gains. If cottage cheese isn’t exactly your snack of choice, the study’s authors say any helping of 30 grams of protein about a half hour before turning in for the night should do the trick.

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It’s not uncommon for people to be afraid of Halloween. In fact, there’s even a name for this fear: Samhainophobia.


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Italian police fined a couple $400 EUROS for kissing outdoors because they didn’t live together. True story. (https://bit.ly/3k9ZfCd)

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Just days before Halloween, a Florida resident spotted a witch in the shape of a cloud floating in the sky above the Orlando area. Phyllis Sheridan said she was driving to work early Tuesday morning when she saw the spooky shape and snapped this picture. Sheridan sent the picture to her local news station, WKMG, and it took off on social media. She told Fox News it was very weird to see the witch shape just a week and a half before Halloween. Cities around America have cancelled the typical parades and fairs for the holiday due to the coronavirus pandemic, but 23% of Americans say they still plan on going trick-or-treating this year, according to a survey from the National Retail Federation. That's down from 29% who said the same thing last year. (https://fxn.ws/2HsMvIs)

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28-year-old Florida Man James Fleurant was arrested early yesterday for misuse of the 9-1-1 system after he placed a bizarre 1:45 a.m. call to the police emergency line. Fleurant told an operator that he was “seeing aliens, little ones flying low to the ground.” The Vero Beach resident added that he did not want “to go Independence Day on them,” an apparent reference to the movie starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, and Bill Pullman. In the 1996 film, an invasion by alien aircraft is repelled, but not before earthlings suffer widespread death and destruction. Fleurant is locked up on $500 bond on the misdemeanor charge. His rap sheet includes convictions for battery, theft, and probation violation. (https://bit.ly/2Hvb9bX)

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Gainesville, Florida police arrested a man who stole and ate a woman’s $5 bill. According to the arrest report, Henry Chambers Jr. snatched a $5 bill from Kadisha Grant’s hand as it was being handed to her. The 60-year-old walked away, threatening Grant in the street. Chambers then said Grant would die before he returned the money, and proceeded to put the $5 bill in his mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it. Chambers was charged with felony robbery by sudden snatching and booked in the Alachua County Jail. (
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Show Notes for Friday, October 30, 2020


Today we visit with Svengoolie (aka Rich Koz) about MeTV's Halloween line-up of classic favorites on October 30, and the special Halloween edition of the Saturday night Svengoolie Classic Horror & Sci Fi Movie of "Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman.”

See the full HALLOWEEN WEEKEND schedule at MeTV.com

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October 30

National Speak Up For Service Day

National Publicist Day

National Candy Corn Day

National Pharmacy Buyer Day

National Frankenstein Friday

National Breadstick Day

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A survey by the Board of Elections is predicting the 2020 Election will have the highest turnout since 1908. (https://bit.ly/37C8ZC5)

In honor of the spookiest month of the year, Americans were asked (by YouGov) about their belief in various paranormal entities. Turns out more than four in 10 Americans believe that ghosts, demons, and other supernatural beings do exist. More than one-third of Americans (36%) say that they have personally felt the presence of a spirit or ghost. Women (41%) are more likely than men (31%) to say that this has happened to them.

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Guards in a Russian prison grew increasingly suspicious of a small grey and white cat they had recently seen repeatedly entering and exiting a small hole in a prison fence. When they caught the cat and inspected its collar, they found bags of pot.

The DEA seized a record amount of methamphetamines during a raid on a California stash house that yielded 2,200 pounds of the illegal narcotic. This is more METH than they made in “The Fly” episode on “Breaking Bad.” It was one of the most popular episodes of all time. (http://dailym.ai/31cP9ZU)

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Adele showed off her weight loss from the “Sirtfood Diet” during her hosting stint on “Saturday Night Live,” revealing that she lost forty pounds. (https://bit.ly/34pZ8gu)

Mike Tyson says in a Netflix documentary that happiness for him is the idea of dying because he’s seen so many bad things in his life. (https://bit.ly/31GgXWK)

Televangelist Pat Robertson says God told him President Trump is going to win the election, but an asteroid will hit Earth five years later. (https://bit.ly/2HkaiKY)

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A New York City Teacher has plead the fifth after police accused him of having a relationship with a female student. (https://bit.ly/3nZvre2)

The CDC is recommending a strong mandate for masks to be worn at all times on airplanes and trains. (https://reut.rs/31rpE7h)

A married father of three has been wearing skirts to work at a robotics company because he wants to prove that clothes have no gender. (https://bit.ly/31HwE0f)

Police in Korea are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another man of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

Daylight Saving Time ends this weekend. Before you hit the sack Saturday night, move your clocks back one hour. And your local fire department wants you to remember to check your smoke detector batteries this weekend, too.

The average American spends nearly 200 hours a year daydreaming about vacations. The poll found we will spend the equivalent of 24 working days just dreaming about vacation.

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The mask used by Michael Myers in the original Halloween was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

13 percent of adults say they have experienced a ghost.

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A guy in Italy walked into a post office armed with a screwdriver and told a cashier to empty her register. The cashier reportedly told the man, “Come on, don’t do it. You’d better give me that.” She told police he then started crying and told her he was behind in alimony payments. A co-worker called police while the cashier was comforting the sobbing suspect, and officers arrived to find the man still crying and telling the cashier and post office customers about his troubles.

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Taco Bell fans have launched a massive campaign to “save” one of the chain’s most iconic items. In September, the fast-food franchise announced a series of menu cuts that, depending on your love for pico de gallo, may have been pretty heartbreaking. Pico de gallo aside, the most painful announcement seemed to involve Mexican Pizza. The dish, which is essentially a large, round taco topped with pizza sauce, tomatoes and cheese, will leave the menu in early November. That news didn’t go over well with Taco Bell obsessives, some of whom created a Change.org petition to stop the item’s removal. As of October 13, that petition has more than 100,000 signatures. The campaign calls fast food lovers to “band together, show support, and save the Mexican Pizza.” It’s worth noting, though, that the chain has promised that it’s adding plenty of new menu items to help fill the void — including a $1 Chicken Chipotle Melt. (https://yhoo.it/31aCiaC)

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A Florida man is accused of using a 24-cent packet of Kool-Aid to rack up nearly $1,000 in fraudulent charges at a Walmart in North Naples. 37-year-old Bradley D. Young, who is also a felon out of Ohio, faces grand theft and shoplifting charges. Police were called to the store at around 5:45 p.m. Sunday on reports of a theft in progress. Police said that a store loss prevention officer watched him scan merchandise with a Kool-Aid packet concealed in his hand so the items rang up as 24-cents each. Young is accused of ringing up three packets and some other small items totaling $24.44 for $994.13 worth of merchandise. The worker told police she recognized Young from a prior incident at the store. He is accused of walking out of the store with a shopping cart of unpaid items, including a scooter valued at $248, a dual navigation system valued at $119.87 and $160 worth of batteries. Deputies arrested him at the store.(https://bit.ly/35nD7y3)

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Two middle school girls were arrested for plotting to kill their classmates in the bathroom and drink their blood ….. FLORIDA (https://goo.gl/WZinzX)

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Show Notes for Thursday, October 29, 2020


THIS WEEK'S DEAR JOHN LETTER!

Dear John,

My girlfriend and I are on polar opposite sides of the political spectrum. We get along about everything else, but that one thing is something we disagree about. I've been trying to soften her to see things my way... she has tried to beat me into seeing things her way! Only kidding about that part. We are both pretty strong willed. We root for the same sports teams. We like the same movies. We enjoy the same food. We even drink the same drinks. How is it that everyone tells me to break up with her over this one thing. POLITICS! I understand that it's a big thing, but can we make it work? I hope so. I want to propose to her. I thought it would be funny to do it on Election night. I'm ready for it and that may be a way for her to have a good night, even if her candidate doesn't win. It would also be a good thing for me if my side does not win. What are your thoughts? Should I wait until later? New Years? Should I listen to my friends find someone that agrees with me on politics and hope that the rest will work too? Let me know what you think!

Signed – OppositesAttracted

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October 29

National Cat Day

National Oatmeal Day

National Hermit Day

World Stroke Day

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A UCLA study found that women begin losing their mental sharpness in their 50's. They say the key is to exercise. (https://bit.ly/3klbjRg)

A study by Washington State University found that using cannabis during pregnancy can lead to long term cognitive issues for the child. (https://bit.ly/2TiF49m)


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In her haste to ditch a bag of methamphetamine during a traffic stop, a Louisiana woman allegedly tossed the drug out her car window and promptly hit a patrolman with the airborne narcotics. 33-year-old Stephanie Dowdy was behind the wheel of a Honda Civic that was pulled over after a cop spotted the vehicle traveling in the middle of a roadway in West Monroe. While approaching from the Honda’s passenger side, a deputy was struck in the leg by a plastic bag thrown out the passenger window. The bag, a probable cause affidavit states, contained about half-a-gram of “suspected Methamphetamine.” Dowdy, who was alone in the car, initially “claimed she did not throw any Methamphetamine out of her window.” She is being held in the Ouachita Parish jail in lieu of $5,300 bond. (https://bit.ly/37wFelY)

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Quibi, the $2 billion dollar streaming startup that boasted short programming from celebrities like Chrissy Tiegen and Jennifer Lopez, is shutting down after just seven months. (https://on.wsj.com/3kpfhZo)

The Hollywood Reporter slammed the new “Borat” movie, saying the cringeworthy pranks appear to be heavily edited and far less funny than the original. (https://bit.ly/3kmyzyq)

Netflix saw an 800% surge in cancellations during the month of September because of the movie “Cuties,” which depicts underage girls in a sexual manner. (https://bit.ly/3opKuOq)

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Friends of British Socialite Ghislaine Maxwell have started a movement to get her bailed out of prison while she awaits trial because they feel for her mental health. (https://bit.ly/35zDbuO)

Prosecutors released a seven-hour deposition from Jeffrey Epstein’s Madame Ghislaine Maxwell Thursday that details the sexual exploits of the billionaire pervert’s prostitution ring. (https://bit.ly/3kmvrCI)

Iconic Vanity Fair Fashion Editor Anna Wintour has split from her husband of twenty years, Shelby Bryan. (https://pge.sx/3dQG2TL)

A video of an angry deer that attacked an officer after he freed it from a hammock has gone viral. (https://bit.ly/35ltDDC)

A startup app called “The McBroken” shows users every McDonald’s on the map that has a broken ice cream machine.(https://bit.ly/35wZl0H)

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says it was a serious failure not to wear a mask at the White House. (https://bit.ly/2IV4Crs)

Photos of two Raccoons who broke into a California bank after hours have gone viral. (https://bit.ly/2Hta83C)

A Florida mom who models on “OnlyFans” pulled a gun on a home intruder and scared him out of her home seconds after he entered. The woman’s name is Ansley Pacheco. (https://bit.ly/35gZsxe)

The Washington State Department of Agriculture is using a state of the art vacuum to round up all the murder hornets. (https://bit.ly/3ks08Xe)

An Iowa man was arrested after biting off another man’s nose during a wild fight. (https://bit.ly/3jgfBbj)

A unmanned NASA space craft is returning to earth with particle samples from an asteroid two hundred million miles away. (https://nbcnews.to/35iJ0wA)

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Some fungi create zombies, then control their minds. The tropical fungus Ophiocordyceps infects ants’ central nervous systems. By the time the fungi been in the insect bodies for nine days, they have complete control over the host’s movements. They force the ants to climb trees, then convulse and fall into the cool, moist soil below, where fungi thrive. Once there, the fungus waits until exactly solar noon to force the ant to bite a leaf and kill it.

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The Vatican announced that a resident has tested positive for Coronavirus at the hotel where Pope Francis lives. (https://bit.ly/2HjRw6o)

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Incensed over a pair of scathing reviews on Yelp, the owner of a Florida BBQ joint allegedly physically attacked his suspected online critic, according to cops who arrested the restaurateur. Investigators charge that 60-year-old Daniel Ahrens jumped atop the male victim and struck him several times while outside a residence in Largo. According to an arrest affidavit, the confrontation Tuesday evening began when the victim arrived at the Largo home. The 25-year-old victim is the son of Ahrens’s girlfriend. The victim, cops reported, sought to speak with his mother about “threatening” communications sent to him by Ahrens. In addition to texts, Ahrens allegedly called the man “several times in regards to ‘wanting to beat his ass’ about a ‘restaurant review.’” Ahrens was arrested for battery and booked into the county jail. He was released from custody after posting $500 bond on the misdemeanor charge.(https://bit.ly/2T8KHat)

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A British woman who claims she got “engaged” to a ghost has now called off the wedding because he “kept disappearing” and started “partying” too much. “We’ve called the wedding off,” 32-year-old Amethyst Realm said on UK TV show “This Morning.” “He just completely changed.” Realm said she fell in love with a “sexy” spirit named Ray during a trip to Australia in 2018 — and even consummated the relationship on the flight back home. The paranormal Casanova later popped the question on their nine-month anniversary, and things were going well until a recent vacation to Thailand, she said. “I think maybe he fell in with a bad crowd when we were on holiday. He just started becoming really inconsiderate,” Realm said in the out-of-this-world interview. Her story sparked some spirited comments on Twitter Wednesday — with one observer quipping, “All men are bastards. Even ghost ones.” (https://bit.ly/3iXJ4qf)

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A Bradenton Judge was censured after telling a female clerk she needed to “shack up with somebody.” ….. FAKE NEWS

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Show Notes for Wednesday, October 28, 2020


Today we visit with actor Michael Berryman. This could be a #MovieStarMonday guest, but we wanted to visit with him before Halloween. Michael has been in MANY blockbuster movies like One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest and Weird Science... in addition to many SCARY films like The Hills Have Eyes. 


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October 28

National Internal Medicine Day

National Chocolate Day

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Scientists are developing a robot dolphin that could replace captive animals at our nation's theme parks. (https://reut.rs/3j0RIV2)

A survey asked, “When buying Halloween candy, do you buy extra for yourself?” Just over one in four of respondents replied yes.

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Last Friday at 1:55 a.m., firefighters arrived at the scene of a DUI crash involving a Maryland State Police cruiser and a building. A Chevy pickup struck the police SUV first, and then headed right into a East Coast Investments office building. At that point police apprehended the driver of the pickup, Dayton James Webber of Charlotte Hall, who just happened to be a quadruple amputee. Hall will be charged with driving while under the influence of alcohol, driving while impaired by alcohol, negligent driving, reckless driving, and failure to remain at the scene of an accident. (https://bit.ly/3m6lMR0)

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Elvira, the mistress of the dark, released a new song on Youtube called “Don't Cancel Halloween.” (https://bit.ly/3nTuMuu)

A Boston school teacher was fired for appearing in the Adam Sandler movie “Hubie Halloween” because it violated her contract. (https://bit.ly/3jauFqP)

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The Cameron Peak fire in Colorado is now the state's largest wildfire in history.(https://bit.ly/3dt46fk)

A Federal Judge ruled that people in jail can now receive stimulus checks.(https://bit.ly/31c2Qbz)

A man flying in a jet pack has been spotted above Los Angeles International airport for the second time in a week. (https://bit.ly/3duQIHx)

A survey found during the working week, the first alarm goes off at 6:40AM — but only one five people get out of bed at this point.… Three in 10 said checking social media is the first thing they do as soon as they wake up, while one in ten catch up on work emails right away. Almost half of us hit snooze once. 20 percent of us hit it twice or more. Fewer than 50 percent of us make time for breakfast everyday — partly because we’d rather hit snooze and catch a few extra minutes of sleep.

I’m sure we have all had sore throats that feel like we swallowed a cactus. But can you imagine what it would feel like to have a 1.5-inch nail lodged in your esophagus? This is what a seven-year-old Istanbul, Turkey, girl had experienced when doctors discovered a large nail in her neck as doctors prepared to remove her tonsils. The girl reportedly began complaining of sharp throat pains around the age of two. Doctors believe that is when she swallowed the nail.

In addition to topping numerous lists of the worst Halloween candy overall, dentists say candy corn is the worst Halloween candy for your teeth. There are 28 grams of sugar in just 19 little pieces of candy corn, and bits of it get lodged easily between teeth. Around 25 million pounds of candy corn are sold in the U.S. each year.

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McDonald’s once made bubblegum-flavored broccoli. Unsurprisingly, the attempt to get kids to eat healthier didn’t go over well with the child testers, who were “confused by the taste.”

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The 2,000-year-old figure of a relaxing cat has been found in the Nazca Desert in Peru. (https://bbc.in/3kpCPwU)

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The Lyon County Sheriff’s Office in Nevada arrested a man after he was found living in the ceiling of the Raley’s grocery store. Sergeant Dan Lynch said that 35-year-old Matthew Hammar had fallen through the tile in the ceiling and had crawled back into the crawlspace while employees were preparing to open the store just after 5:00 a.m. on September 30th. Employees called authorities who surrounded the store. After a while, they got him to come outside and he was arrested for commercial burglary. Authorities said Hammar had been living in area above the deli for at least a couple of days, and had been stealing food from the store. They say they found some of his property in the rafters. (https://bit.ly/31lXMRU)

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Police in Memphis, Tennessee say an angry customer at a KFC restaurant put innocent lives in danger because there was an issue with his order. Investigators say that customer went through the drive-through of a KFC on Saturday, then went back to the restaurant minutes later because his order was wrong. Investigators say the man got out of a semi-truck he was driving and walked up to the drive-through window demanding a refund. Surveillance video shows an employee giving the man his money back but, according to police, the customer was still upset and fired shots into the restaurant while driving away. The bullets shattered a side window and penetrated several walls. Thankfully, no one was hit by gunfire. Investigators are still looking for that customer. They posted pictures of him and the semi-truck he was driving on social media. (https://bit.ly/3lWTto1)

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A 22-year-old man was arrested for trying to steal a 747 at the Orlando Airport ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2oPJtW2)

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Man Tweets 'I Am Not Ok' And People Around The World Rally To Show Their Support
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