Show Notes for Thursday April 30, 2020




THIS WEEK'S DEAR JOHN LETTER!

Dear John,

I've been listening for a while now, but this Dear John Letter is new to me. I used to work at this time and never hear these. I've been able to listen for the last several weeks and I like it, but I think I have a letter for you too. I was laid off about a month ago. I've been OK financially, but I'm not sure how long that will last. I don't think my employer will be reopening. I'm so sad about that. They were an amazing small company that had a few of us working there. Like I said, I'm sad for them, but I'm also wondering if I'm going to be able to find something when things do come back. Any advice for a not-ready to retire mature momma?

Signed – MatureMomma

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April 30th
National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day
National Bubble Tea Day
National Bugs Bunny Day
National Honesty Day
National Oatmeal Cookie Day
National PrepareAthon! Day
National Raisin Day
National Sarcoidosis Day
National Military Brats Day
National Hairstylist Appreciation Day

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A study by The University of Maryland found that millions of Americans are experiencing “quarantine fatigue.” The study surveyed smart phone location data and found that more Americans are choosing to go outside for the first time since the lock-down began. (https://bit.ly/2yOfJxn)

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A 19-year-old California man suspected of attempting to rob a Riverside bank and who paused to drink an alcoholic beverage before being arrested was free on bail. On Friday, April 10th, Sonny Gutierrez Jr. allegedly walked into the Bank of America and handed a teller a note demanding money that said he had a firearm. Gutierrez then waited to receive the money in the bank lobby “while consuming an adult beverage,” which turned out to be a White Claw hard seltzer, giving employees time to call 9-1-1. Officers subsequently arrived and arrested Gutierrez without incident. He was booked into jail on suspicion of attempted robbery but was released Saturday after posting $30,000 bail. “A big shout out to the bank employees for remaining calm the entire time and relaying the suspect's description and location inside to our dispatchers,” police said.
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CNN has told its staff they will not return to their offices until at least September because of the Coronavirus. (https://bit.ly/3bwyP9y)

CNBC is predicting that the economic recovery will be shaped like a Nike Swoosh. (https://cnb.cx/2Vytbyj)

Avengers: Endgame — the 22nd in a series from Disney’s Marvel Studios — collected roughly $350 million in the United States and Canada. Endgame took in a $1.2 billion worldwide, arriving as the No. 1 movie in at least 54 countries.

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Americans spend an average of 18 full days in their car every year, so it’s not a big surprise that 64 percent of us consider our car a friend.

A driver in the UK suffered a broken nose after a frozen sausage was thrown through an open window of his car. After the sausage assault, the man managed to stop his car without hitting anyone else.

Obesity is the leading reason young Americans are rejected for military service.

The easiest way to make 9 new friends? Have a baby. A study found a woman’s circle of friends shoots from 13 to 22 after having children. Why? It’s easier to bond with other women once you have a baby.

A lot of husbands like to think they’re better drivers than their wives. A lot of wives like to think that they’re better drivers than their husbands. So what do they tell each other when they do something wrong in a car? Apparently not much. About 1,000 husbands and wives were surveyed about what they do and don’t tell their spouse when it comes to damaging the family cars or other little illegal driving mishaps and shenanigans. About 42 percent of men ding a car and then blame it on someone else, compared to 27 percent of women.

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Crows holds grudges. In 2010, researchers in Seattle found that formerly captured crows were able to remember the face of their abductor even years after the incident. Once they identified the suspect in question, they would threaten them by diving down and swarming the person that they had felt threatened by years before.

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The Head of a Russian Hospital fell fifty feet from a window during a phone call in which she complained to Government Officials about the lack of protective equipment. (https://bit.ly/2W1Fl1I)

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A man was caught sneaking into Disneyland's California Adventure Park Sunday night as the park remains closed. Just before 10:30 p.m., Anaheim Police said 18-year-old Jeremiah Smith was seen jumping over a perimeter fence near the park by Disneyland security. Police used a helicopter to help quickly locate Smith, who was in an area of California Adventure that's currently under construction. It's not clear what Smith's motivation was to enter the park. APD says the rest of the park was searched and no other suspects were located. Smith was issued a citation for trespassing and released, police said. (https://bit.ly/2RVILBL)

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Angered that a group of golfers was violating rules on the course adjacent to his home, a 74-year-old Florida Man allegedly threatened the players with a BB gun, prompting the septuagenarian’s arrest Friday evening on six felony charges. According to cops, John Robert Orr initially shouted at the golfers for driving their cart over a bridge and onto the putting green at the 8th hole of The Conservatory course in Palm Coast. The 199-yard, par three hole features an island green and is touted as the “signature hole” of the Tom Watson-designed course. Orr lives in a home that backs up to the hole, though the residence is separated from the course by a cement wall and the water that surrounds the green. One of the golfers told police that Orr yelled at them to leave the course and that “use of the golf cart in that manner was against regulations of the golf course.” Orr then allegedly went into his home and “grabbed a firearm and pointed it at” the golfers, each of whom said he was in fear for his life. After Orr turned over the BB rifle to police, he was arrested on multiple counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, a felony. (https://bit.ly/2yzXdZd)

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Florida Governor Ron Desantis is being slammed for referring to his state as “God’s Waiting Room” during an interview. FLORIDA - (https://bit.ly/2W4B5yd)
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A Family Is Cleaning Headstones In Local Cemeteries During Lockdown

Show Notes for Wednesday April 29, 2020



Today we talk with Bob Giles, Pulitzer Prize winner and author of WHEN TRUTH MATTERED: The Kent State Shootings 50 Years Later. This is an authoritative account of a young newspaper editor and his staff painstakingly pursuing the truth of the Kent State shootings on May 4, 1970, as we mark the 50th anniversary of the shootings. (https://amzn.to/3bSNhZl)

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April 29th
National Peace Rose Day
National Shrimp Scampi Day
National Zipper Day
Denim Day

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A study by Sleep Standards found that the coronavirus lockdown is affecting the sleep habits of 77% of people. (https://bit.ly/2VDD6S5)

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Smugglers hid cocaine worth more than one million euros in a consignment of protective face masks. Officers found the 14kg haul in a Polish-registered van as it attempted to enter the UK through the Channel Tunnel. The driver, a 34-year-old Polish national, has been arrested. Ian Hanson, Border Force regional director, said it was “despicable” to think drug smugglers would try to exploit the Coronavirus situation. The face masks have been held pending checks by regulators, while the driver is being questioned in custody. Darren Herbert, from the National Crime Agency (NCA) Dover branch, said: “This seizure is further evidence of the way criminal networks are attempting to exploit the coronavirus outbreak to their own ends, covering this load of drugs with what would seem like vital protective equipment.” (https://bbc.in/3aj6vGk)

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Richard Gere and wife Alejandra Silva have welcomed their second child together, a baby boy. Gere and Silva secretly tied the knot in early 2018 after dating for four years. He’s 70, she’s 37.

While Tiger King was a big hit for Netflix, it wasn’t the most-viewed program or movie in the first quarter of this year. That title goes to Spenser Confidential, a Netflix original film starring Mark Wahlberg. Netflix says Spenser was viewed 85 million times.

Tiger King had 64 million views. Love is Blind came in third with 30 million.

Netflix counts a household as having viewed a title if it was watched for at least two minutes. Regular TV has a different formula measured by Nielsen
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Research shows that people who make their bed every day are more likely to sleep better.

Hopefully you’re comfortable wherever you’re sheltering in place, because a new study out of Harvard (T.H. Chan School of Public Health) says periods of social distancing may be necessary into 2022 to curb the spread of COVID-19.

Quarantined humans are passing the time playing games. The week of March 29, worldwide people downloaded over 1.2 billion mobile games, which is 50 percent higher than the typical weekly load. A survey of 3,000 gamers found that in the U.S., 70 percent said they were spending more time gaming, while 39 percent were spending more money.

Police in Massachusetts said a goat found wandering outside a liquor store was safely reunited with its owner. After getting the call, animal control found the goat curled up behind a UPS drop-off box, apparently confused and exhausted.

Last week Apple announced the new iPhone SE, a lower-cost iPhone that starts at $399. It has the same basic shape and look as the iPhone 8, which means it has a 4.7-inch screen. It is available for preorder this now

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Stressed men have altered proclivities. A 2012 study published in the journal PLoS ONE found that men who are feeling stressed out prefer women with curvier figures. The study had one experimental group perform a stressful activity, while the other control group did not. Afterward, they were shown pictures of women with various body types. When the men in the control group were asked to rate the women on a scale of one to nine, they rated pictures of women with higher BMIs as the most attractive.

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A passenger traveling on a train through Germany was caught by ticket inspectors using a driver’s license bearing the name and image of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

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Florida cops needed two hours and multiple jackhammers to extricate a protester who’d jammed his arms inside a pair of concrete-filled 55-gallon barrels outside the Governor’s Mansion in Tallahassee on Friday. 28-year-old Jordan Mazurek, of Fort Worth, Texas, had trapped his arms inside the elaborately-rigged barrels to protest the state’s handling of prisoners during the Coronavirus outbreak. One of the barrels bore the words “Stop the massacre” in white painted lettering. The other read, “Free prisoners now.” Police told the outlet that they knew Mazurek had the ability to remove his arms from the length of PVC piping inside each barrel — because they had seen him do so to adjust his mask. But the barrels were designed to prevent his arms from being forcibly removed. Last month, officials at Florida’s Hillsborough County Jail sprung 164 detainees considered low-level offenders — including one man who allegedly murdered someone the day after his release. (https://bit.ly/34MHaU9)

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A California man may face charges in Arizona for intentionally coughing on a gas pump handle while referencing the spread of Coronavirus. The man, identified only as a 23-year-old guy from Winterhaven, was questioned after cops in Yuma received reports of video circulating on social media Saturday showing the unsanitary deed. The suspect later admitted to coughing on the pump during an interview Sunday at the Yuma Police Department, Sergeant Lori Franklin said. “He came in willingly and did a full interview,” Franklin said. “He admitted to the fact that that was him on the video.” The man got the idea “from other social media videos” he’d previously seen on the internet, police said in a statement. “He blatantly coughed on the handle and said, ‘This is how you get Coronavirus,’” Franklin said of the footage, which was posted to Snapchat. Charges of unlawful use of infectious biological substance — a felony — will now be sent to Yuma County prosecutors for review. (https://bit.ly/39KgfJu)

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A Fort Walton Beach man was arrested for attacking a mattress because he claimed there was a man hiding inside of it ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2XSEXBS)
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New Zealand Claims To Have Eliminated Coronavirus

Show Notes for Tuesday April 28, 2020




John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE https://goo.gl/S476Js OR HERE https://goo.gl/GQvVxo

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY! (A special thanks to NationalDayCalendar.com)

April 28th
National Blueberry Pie Day
National BraveHearts Day
National Great Poetry Reading Day
National Superhero Day
Workers’ Memorial Day

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A Treasury Survey found that the Coronavirus has officially put twenty-two million Americans out of work. (https://bit.ly/2XFWpww)

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How do two men get charged with DUI at the same time, from the same vehicle? In an only-in-Florida-like incident, the men, apparently brothers, allegedly got behind the wheel of the same vehicle, in front of police. Palm Beach Gardens police got a call about a reckless driver around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday. When an officer arrived, they found 24-year-old Alfredo Lopez Chaj behind the wheel of a running blue Nissan SUV near the Paloma neighborhood. But by the time the officer got to the vehicle, Alfredo was standing outside the SUV. 20-year-old Martin Lopez Chaj then slid from the passenger seat to the driver’s seat and tried to put the car in reverse in an attempt to flee, but the officer pulled him out. By law, police say, a person is considered driving if he or she is in any way in control of a running vehicle, even if it is not moving. The report went into detail about both men smelling of alcohol and showing signs of impairment. Both, it also noted, had wet their pants. They were booked early Thursday morning at the Palm Beach County Jail. (https://bit.ly/2XPrMEY)

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American Idol began the live (to tape) shows, with all 20 finalists and the judges at home. Ryan Seacrest will anchor the show from his house, where he happens to have the American Idol desk from its original airing on FOX. Because the live shows were delayed, there will be multiple eliminations each week. Producers sent iPhone cameras and lighting kits to the contestants, and have been working with them on how and where to shoot their performances at home, and on how to do their wardrobe, makeup and hair by themselves.. The performances will be taped in order to get the show ready for broadcast, as well as keep the contestants on an equal playing field, in case someone’s camera fails.

Former “Real Housewife Of New York” Bethany Frankel reportedly threw a fit when producers said the show doesn’t need her. (https://pge.sx/34PHIZr)

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With more people staying at home, communicating through digital channels and aiming to maintain at least six feet of distance from others at all times, fresh breath has declined in importance. A new report says gum and mint sales are down around 40 percent since the start of the pandemic.

The upcoming national spelling bee has been canceled.

Millions of people started receiving their emergency stimulus checks last week, but people are still hurting, still without a paycheck, and still wondering if and when they’ll have a job to go back to. And so it’s no wonder that in a new survey, 84 percent of Americans would like to receive a second round of governmental help as the coronavirus pandemic continues.

An engineer who goes by the YouTube handle StupotMcDoodlepip has built a laser helmet to help others stay six feet away. The laser on his helmet spins around quickly as it shoots light down to the ground, giving the appearance of a six-foot-wide circle around the man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmvdseag7vk&start=91


Germany’s iconic Oktoberfest celebration has been canceled for 2020 because of the COVID-19 outbreak. The traditional celebration is typically held in Munich from mid-September until early October. While this year’s festivities are still a few months away, officials decided to make the call early because of the dangers of gathering in large groups amid the coronavirus pandemic.


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Ants have a built-in FitBit. While previous research found that ants use visual cues, a 2007 study discovered that desert ants have an internal pedometer that helps them keep track of their travels and find their way back home.

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A Japanese man found out the hard way that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. When a woman found out her longtime boyfriend cheated she took all his beloved Apple gadgets and drowned them in a bathtub. Then, in order to drive the knife home, she took photos of what she had done and sent them to him.

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A 70-year-old Toms River, New Jersey man was arrested twice in less than three hours Saturday after violating the state’s emergency orders during the Coronavirus pandemic by entering separate Wawa stores without a mask and threatening to hit people with a pipe. Stephen Breza became belligerent when he walked into a Wawa in Toms River at around 11:00 a.m. and was told he needed to have his face covered, the New Jersey Office of the Attorney General said Monday. Breza then started screaming and cursing at employees before threatening to hit another customer with a pipe, according to Toms River police. He screamed at the responding officers and resisted arrest prior to being taken into custody. After being booked and released, Breza went to a different Wawa at about 1:30 p.m. and again entered without a mask. He then punched a customer in the face and went to his car to get a pipe, which he began waving around. He was charged with violating emergency orders, disorderly conduct, and failure to submit to fingerprinting. (https://bit.ly/2Vd2bnS)

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A half-naked woman in southern California lost it and destroyed at least 100 plates at a Denny’s restaurant. The topless woman was grabbing plates late Thursday morning and smashing them to the ground. Police showed up while she was still in the middle of her plate-destroying riot, and eventually controlled the situation and detained the woman. Police later said they’d gotten a call about a woman at a bus stop taking her clothes off and arguing with people before making her way into the Denny’s. Police believe she was under the influence of something.

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Police in Miami City were forced to arrest a 9-1-1 Operator who refused to take calls because she was, quote, “Fighting with her man” ….. FAKE NEWS
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Grocery Store Catches Man Stealing, Sends Him Home With Bags Of Groceries

Show Notes for Monday, April 27, 2020



This #MovieStarMonday we visit with actor/voice talent, David H. Lawrence XVII who is doing the greater good by providing teachers a free video course on Zoom for teachers. David is providing this free resource to teachers because he wants to help them. One of the biggest challenges in hosting a Zoom call for teachers is preventing Zoom Bombers from entering the chat. His class “Teach Your Own Course” goes in depth on the steps to prevent hackers from entering chats. ( http://teachyourcourseonline.com/ )

The Cleveland native has been seen on FX's The People vs. OJ, TBS' Frank TV, CBS' legendary CSI, The Mentalist, their military thriller The Unit and served a month or so as the announcer on The Price is Right; he's appeared on FOX's Touch and The Finder, TBS' Raising The Bar, ABC's epic LOST, NBC's spy dramedy Chuck, the hit Disney Channel sitcoms Good Luck Charlie and A.N.T. Farm, and is best known for his breakout role as one of the Villains, puppet master Eric Doyle on NBC's smash hit Heroes. Lawrence also stars in new media as well, reprising the Doyle role as the lead in the PRODUCED BY Producer's Challenge winner Heroes: Nowhere Man, from NBC and Retrofit, and as a series regular on Subway's The 4 to 9ers on Hulu.

Lawrence's film career includes on-camera and VO work on Cars 3, Straight Outta Compton, Men In Black III, The Changeling, The Hulk, Iron Man, Percy Jackson, Unstoppable, Too Big to Fail, A Special Relationship and countless other films.

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April 27th
National Babe Ruth Day
National Devil Dog Day
National Prime Rib Day
National Tell a Story Day

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A study at the University of Pittsburgh found that music may be able to boost your immune system against the Coronavirus. (https://bit.ly/2VKB6ra)

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A shameless freeloader quarantined himself in a shuttered Connecticut restaurant, helping himself to thousands of dollars’ worth of food and drink during a four-day bacchanalian binge. 42-year-old Louis Angel Ortiz was arrested early Tuesday after allegedly pillaging a Cuban restaurant in downtown New Haven, which police believe he busted into Saturday through a side window. Ortiz then proceeded to eat, drink, or steal several thousand dollars’ worth of food and booze, including roughly seventy bottles of liquor. Police said, “Officers learned Ortiz helped himself over the course of four days to the restaurant’s food, liquor and beer.” “In addition to eating and drinking at the restaurant, Ortiz removed beverages and property from the building,” officials added. Ortiz was taken into custody after a manager stopped by the closed restaurant and saw someone sleeping inside with a bottle of rum.
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The Lake Tahoe house featured in “The Godfather Part II” is on sale for $5.5 million dollars. (https://bit.ly/2VNdodZ)

The Real Housewives of New Jersey” are organizing a supply drive for New Jersey hospitals. They sent 10,000 masks. (https://pge.sx/3ajb1EB)

Candace Cameron Bure says her “Fuller House” family would handle being quarantined together just fine. (https://pge.sx/2KgBdoZ)

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A video of a pig that lead police on a 45-minute chase in Stamford, Connecticut has gone viral . Cops are still trying to figure out how the pig escaped. (https://bit.ly/2yq3p67)

San Diego Comic Con has been canceled over Coronavirus concerns. (https://cnn.it/2KhCiNl)

The Hashtag “Florida Morons” is trending on Twitter after Miami Residents ignored lockdown orders and went to the beach.(http://dailym.ai/2zeFNBP)

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle cut ties to the UK Tabloids Monday saying they will no longer participate in interviews because of the inaccurate reporting about them. (https://pge.sx/34PHLEB)

In Nigeria, a woman was nabbed by a restaurant customer who said he saw her steal a phone from another diner. Police quizzed the woman without success and were about to let her go when someone suggested they call the phone. After dialing the number, they heard a sound coming from under the woman’s clothes and took her to jail.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have announced the launch of a new quarantined themed wine they are selling to raise money for COVID-19 relief efforts. They will be donating 100 percent of whatever they make from the wine to charities and organizations that are helping to fight against the coroanvirus pandemic.

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Beethoven could still hear after going deaf. Upon going deaf, Beethoven discovered that if he bit onto a metal pole that connected to the piano he was playing, he could hear almost perfectly well. This process is called bone conduction, and while technology has evolved, the science is the same: Vibrations are transferred from the conductive metal into our bones. When this happens, our ears pick up the signal with no sound distortion.

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A British court has shot down a bid by a 30-year-old woman to marry a 92-year-old chandelier. (https://bit.ly/3ailccV)

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Wisconsin pizza delivery driver was injured during a robbery Tuesday morning, according to the Madison Police Department. Police say that the driver was flagged down by a man wearing a medical mask who appeared armed. The man demanded pizza and money. Police said the man slammed a car door on the driver as the driver reached into his car. Officials describe the robber as a man in his 20s around 5 feet, 11 inches with a medium build. The delivery driver said the man got into a blue sedan. The driver was not seriously hurt but was reportedly in pain while talking to officers. (https://bit.ly/34E4TWl)

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Taneytown, Maryland is a small city located in the northwest corner of the state. According to the 2010 census, Taneytown has a population of 6,728. Now at least one of those 6,728 people is being called out. Tuesday night the Taneytown Police Department posted on social media reminding residents to put on pants before checking the mail. In its apparent final warning, the department also wrote: “You know who you are.” The post is on its way to becoming an internet sensation. In the first 12 hours after it was posted, the post was shared more than 1,500 times. (https://bit.ly/2KaB1HW)

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Police in Cocoa, Florida arrested a woman who shot her boyfriend because he was snoring too loudly ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2GLM6wX)
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Eminem Is Delivering Cups Of 'Mom's Spaghetti' To Detroit Hospitals