Thursday May 10, 2018

Show Notes for Thursday May 10, 2018


Dear John,

I'd like to get your input. My friend is getting married and asked me to be a bridesmaid. I'm honored, but I'm also broke. She has 6 other girls in the wedding party. Would it be OK for me to let her know that I'd rather be a guest? Would that be rude? I'm going to college and working two jobs to make ends meet. The dress and shoes that I'd wear this one time are just not in my budget. I don't want to be rude though. Should I ask my parents for money to buy the stuff to appease her? We've been friends for over a decade. I'm just not sure what to do in this situation. Ideas?

Signed – BrokeBridesmaid

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An intoxicated Kansas man may face criminal charges after he was found this week attempting to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked automobile. Police in Newton responded to a 9-1-1 call about a naked man beneath an automobile. Cops discovered the 24-year-old suspect was trying to place his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle, which was parked outside an apartment complex.
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MSNBC host Donny Deutsch got into a shouting match with a man at that Polo bar in New York because the man was harassing a group of women. (

George Michael’s family is asking fans to remove the flowers and shrines they’ve left outside the late singer’s London house. (

Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle Staub got married in the Bahamas on Saturday and her maid of honor was none other than Teresa Guidice, who was famous for calling her a “prostitute whore” on the series. ( 

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Rapper Tyga owes almost a million dollars in back taxes from the last six years. (

Facebook announced it would offer a dating service, which will allow users to build dating profiles separate from their primary profiles. Users will find people through events that they are interested in. Once a user expresses interest, they can see other users who are open to dating that are interested in the event. Facebook is adding a dating app on its site that will recommend people to you based on your profile. The company swears they won’t share your personal dating information. (

According to a survey of 2,000 British women, 80% of them said there was a definite link between how a man dances and how he performs in bed. More than half admitted to trying to get a man on to the dance floor to check out his technique before “taking the plunge.”

A study finds rocking chairs are good for your health. The study (University of Rochester) found daily rocking among Alzheimer’s patients reduced their anxiety, lifted depression, improved balance, and lessened the need for pain killers.

In Illinois (Moline) a man was letting his friend test drive his new Chevy Camaro. The friend wasn’t able to handle the power and drove it into a river. The owner bought the Camaro just two days before the friend took it for a swim.

A survey by the Bigfoot Field Researchers Association found that New Jersey has been experiencing a surge in Bigfoot sightings in the past year. (

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Morpheus (MOR-fee-yus)
-The Greek god of dreams, son of Hypnos (Somnus - Latin name).

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Two foursomes in England were reportedly involved in a golf course brawl that involved weapons and resulted in broken bones. The brawl reportedly stemmed from slow play on the golf course. Police responded to a fight at Greenway Hall Golf Club in Stockton Brook, England as they raced onto the course in golf carts to keep things from getting worse. However, a Staffordshire Police spokesperson said “bones had been broken” by the time they got there. Four men were arrested on suspicion of assault. Chief Inspector John Owen said he was very proud of his officers. He added, “They've used initiative, gone to a fight outnumbered, and have resolved it resulting in peace and order. Hole in one I'd say!” (

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23-year-old Roman Anthony Mirra pleaded guilty to charges of first-degree attempted theft and third-degree assault after he tried to rob a Girl Scout cookie booth In Tacoma, Washington back in March of this year. Mirra had reportedly approached a 10-year-old girl and her mother as they sold cookies on March 10th outside a grocery store. He asked the mother if her fanny pack was the “money bag.” He also asked how much the cookies cost. Eventually, he said: “Give me all your money and no one will get hurt.” The mother said Mira lifted his sweatshirt and she saw what looked like a gun in his waistband. She said multiple times that she had nothing to give him, and in the end Mira quickly walked away. (

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A Florida woman who was awakened by the “sounds of loud moaning” discovered 
a naked man sprawled out on her deck with massage oil, a sex toy nearby, 
and “bodily secretions on her patio window.” 

Police say a 58-year-old Florida man shot at his roommate because he 
was angry about cat hair being on the couch. 
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