Wednesday May 30, 2018

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"If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants." --Isaac Newton

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An Australian grandmother has been sentenced to death by hanging after a Malaysian court overturned an earlier acquittal of drug smuggling charges. (

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According to an FBI affidavit, a Colorado man is facing federal charges after allegedly groping a female airline passenger and then urinating on the seat in front of him. 45-year-old Michael Allen Haag was traveling from Denver to Charleston, South Carolina on Frontier Airlines when he became unruly and disrupted the flight. Haag, drinking double vodka and tonics, told a woman seated next to him that he was traveling to South Carolina to meet with an old girlfriend and was “physically excited.” The woman said Haag pestered her with personal questions and kept looking at her “chest and legs as she was wearing a tank top and shorts.” After touching another female passenger and being moved to the back of the plane, Haag removed his seatbelt “and started urinating on the seat in front of him.” Upon landing in South Carolina, Haag was removed from the aircraft by officers with the Charleston Aviation Authority Police Department. (

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57-year-old Hugh Grant is going to marry his Swedish girlfriend Anna Eberstein later this month. (

The NYPD is probing sexual assault charges against Celebrity Chef Mario Batali. (

“The Chew” has been cancelled by ABC five months after co-host Mario Batali was fired following sexual misconduct allegations. (

Michael Jackson's estate is claiming a new ABC special about the singer is not an accurate depiction of his life. (

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According to a new study, stressful childhood experiences might affect the quality of a man's sperm. (
According to a survey of 2,000 men and women, 40% said they would have sex with a robot. (
Best Buy has launched a $200 per year subscription to its Geek Squad tech support service.
A highly contagious strain of dog flu is spreading through New York City. (
Fewer Americans believe the U.S. should accept refugees.

Britney Spears reportedly responded “really well” to the first reading of a musical featuring her songs, which is set to debut in 2019. The tentative name is “Hit Me Baby One More Time”. (

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Chirospasm (KY-ro-spaz-im)
-Spasm of the muscles of the hand, as in writers' cramp.

From “chir-“ word-forming element meaning hand, from Latinized form of Greek “kheiro-“
“spasm” from Old French “spasme" - directly from Latin “spasmus” from Greek “spasmos”.

Used in a sentence:
“I bought a typewriter because my chirospasm was so painful I couldn't write anymore; but now I require surgery for the carpal tunnel.”

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A baboon on his way to a South Texas wildlife sanctuary escaped his crate and kept officers busy for two hours at San Antonio International Airport. Officers shot the baboon named Dawkins with a tranquilizer dart. The ape got loose Monday afternoon shortly after arriving on an American Airlines flight from Chicago. The flight had originated in Boston. Airport spokesman Rich Stinson says officers managed to corner Dawkins in a baggage handling area outside the terminal. Stinson says the baboon never came close to travelers and was confined the whole time to a secure baggage area. Dawkins was being transported from Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island, to the Born Free USA sanctuary near Cotulla, Texas. -

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A Kentucky man is back behind bars after police say he stole a jumpsuit from the jail. Ron Charles was arrested after leaving jail when Prestonsburg police responded to a complaint of a man running with an orange jumpsuit. Police tell the station Charles admitted to taking the jumpsuit because he thought it would be "cool." The jail confirmed the jumpsuit was stolen. Charles was charged with disorderly conduct, menacing and theft. He was previously arrested Tuesday for public intoxication, possession of marijuana and carrying a concealed weapon.

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