Friday June 29, 2018

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"The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things." -- Ronald Reagan

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A Chicago police department dog sniffed and sniffed and discovered a stash of marijuana worth $10 million

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A Florida man is in jail after authorities said he threw a samurai
sword at deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call. Brevard County sheriff's deputies were responding to a 911 call Wednesday from a woman who said her son was threatening her with a pair of swords. Florida Today reports when deputies arrived, they found 24-year-old Geoffrey Crane holding the samurai swords and he refused to put them down. Investigators say Crane then threw one of the swords at the deputies. A stun gun was used to subdue Crane, who had a blood alcohol content of .36. The legal limit to drive is .08. Crane faces several charges, including domestic abuse and aggravated assault on a law enforcement office. (
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Bachelorette contestant Lincoln Adim shocked viewers by declaring that he believes the earth is flat during Tuesday night’s episode. (

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The Border Patrol is cracking down… on Canadian joggers. A woman from France out for a beach jog in Canada accidentally ran into Washington state and got nabbed by Border Patrol. What’s shocking is she was detained for two weeks. The French woman was visiting her mother in Canada.

A Russian man was busted for stealing a whole bridge — which he dragged away with a farm tractor and tried to sell for scrap metal. He wasn’t hard to find because he left a trail of metal all the way to his house.
A guy in Finland pressed all the wrong buttons as he made love in his car. During his back seat romp he unknowingly dialed his wife. And the call went through just as the mistress said, “I love you!” The wife recognized her own friend’s voice and went after the friend’s house with an axe.
Instagram claims the company is now worth over $100 billion dollars. (

A survey by the Edelman Public Relations group found that 50% of Americans have deleted at least one social media app in the past year. (

A study by the Bureau of Economic Analysis found that over $300 billion dollars have been repatriated into the United States since President Trump passed tax reform. (

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Phlegmatic (fleg-MAT-ik)

- (of a person) having an unemotional and stolidly calm disposition.
- not easily excited to action or display of emotion; apathetic; sluggish.
- Having or showing a slow and stolid temperament.
- Resembling, consisting of, or producing the humour phlegm.

From Middle English (in the sense ‘relating to the humour phlegm’ - one of the four bodily humours, believed to be associated with a calm, stolid, or apathetic temperament.): from Old French fleumatique, via Latin from Greek phlegmatikos, from phlegma ‘inflammation’.

Used in a sentence:
“Spock’s phlegmatic demeanor was necessary to balance out the outlandish persona of the perpetually xenolibidinous Captain Kirk.” 

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A chain thief who dropped his pants and pretended he was defecating found himself in big trouble after he was arrested and charged with larceny from the person. A judge in the Kingston and St. Andrew Parish Court, which is located in Jamaica, heard that Marlon McKenzie saw the victim, who was seated in a car, wearing a gold chain and decided to steal it. McKenzie allegedly walked up to the car, grabbed the chain from the victim's neck, and ran. The victim alerted a police team about what had transpired and they gave chase. The chain grabber, in trying to elude the police and his victim, went to an area and pretended that he was defecating. He was held by the police and charged. McKenzie is to return to court on July 13th for sentencing.

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In Union, South Carolina, a man has been charged with malicious damage to property after throwing a toilet seat at his ex-wife’s home. According to an incident report, 60-year-old Jerry Ray Benton went to his ex-wife's home Sunday and threw a toilet seat at the house. The toilet seat bounced off the window of the back door and hit the driver's side door of the victim's Toyota Camry, causing scratches to the paint. Officers reportedly saw the toilet seat on the ground by the car when they arrived. The victim told police Benton has been harassing her for a month. The victim's boyfriend said Benton also dumped trash all over the yard on one occasion. Benton faces up to thirty days in jail, a $2,000 fine, or both.

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Two men were arrested after making homemade bombs to scare a tenant out
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A man was busted for DUI and claimed his cat was driving 

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Hundreds of People Bring Backpacks Instead of Flowers to Woman’s Funeral