Wednesday June 13, 2018

Show Notes for Wednesday June 13, 2018

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"Keep your face always toward the sunshine--and shadows will fall behind you." --Walt Whitman

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An Australian woman has been charged after allegedly riding a horse to a bottle shop while she was more than four times over the legal alcohol limit. Police in Logan, south of Brisbane, were called to a tavern over a woman refusing to leave the premises. They said upon arrival the female allegedly rode the horse through the drive-through section of the tavern and appeared heavily intoxicated. The woman was arrested and taken to Logan Central Police Station, where she allegedly provided a positive blood alcohol concentration of .226. Officers walked the horse back to Logan Central Police Station while the woman was processed. (

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Melissa Rivers says her son Cooper is Joan River’s greatest legacy. (

Simon Cowell says he hasn’t touched his cellphone in ten months because it was making him distracted and irritated. (

Meghan Markle’s mom says the highlight of the Royal Wedding was getting to meet the 
Queen. ( 

The Oprah Winfrey exhibit is set to open at The National African American Museum. (

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Two expert climbers fell 1,000 feet to their deaths at Yosemite National Park on Sunday. (

A study by the University of Indiana found that 6 in 10 people support a small business’ right to deny service to gay couples on religious grounds. (

A study by MIT developed an artificial intelligence psychopath named Norman who is programmed like the Alfred Hitchcock character. (

A Long Island man is suing a CVS after the pharmacist told his wife about his secret viagra use. (

UPS workers are on the verge of a strike that could disrupt service across the country this summer.

Scientists from five different universities say that walking faster could add five years to your life. (

Jimmy John’s has a sandwich called the JJ Gargantuan. It contains 2,190 calories which is more than most people should eat for an entire day.

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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day

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Palpebrous   (PAL-puh-brus)
-Having heavy eyebrows

From mid 19th century: from late Latin "palpebralis", from Latin "palpebra" - ‘eyelid.’

Used in a sentence:
"I heard that she really has a thing for palpebrous men!" 

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A fire crew had to help rescue a hapless motorist who drove into a hole in a construction zone in southeastern Wisconsin. The Greendale Fire Department posted photos Monday afternoon showing a red crossover vehicle that went past flag men and barricades in a construction zone, nose-diving into a rectangular hole in the road. Photos showed a towing vehicle pulling the vehicle from the hole. It appeared to have some front-end damage. The fire department said the driver didn't appear to have serious injuries, if any at all. (

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A 20-year-old man was arrested on Tuesday after police say they discovered at least seven missing zoo animals inside of his Gainesville, Florida apartment. Sante Fe College Police arrested Sedrick T. Price at his apartment where they recovered seven of eleven stolen animals from the college's teaching zoo within the last two weeks. He is facing a charge of grand larceny. College police and the Alachua County Sheriff's Office said that three Florida box turtles, two red-foot tortoises, a skink, and a squirrel monkey were found inside the apartment. Police say that evidence at the zoo indicated that the animals were forcefully taken from their enclosures. Officials said they discovered the animals because of a tip and zoo employees and students helped to positively identify the animals. (

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A Florida grandmother was arrested for buying a keg for her 12 year old granddon's birthday party - FAKE NEWS

A Florida store clerk was arrested for pre-scratching lottery tickets, 
keeping the winners, and selling the losers. 

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