Wednesday June 6, 2018

Show Notes for Tuesday June 5, 2018

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Baiting Hollow in Calverton, New York ….. VINEYARD
Forest Bank in Pendlebury, England ….. PRISON

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A woman staying at a motel just off South Hosmer Street in Tacoma,
Washington had seven pounds of methamphetamine stashed in an accordion when federal agents and Tacoma police arrested her. The 30-year-old woman from Earlimart, California, was arraigned Wednesday in Superior Court on one count of unlawful possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver. Bail was set at $100,000. According to charging documents, a U.S. Department of Homeland Security special agent got a tip from an informant that a woman had driven from California to Tacoma with a significant amount of meth and that she was staying at a motel that shares a parking lot with a chain diner. Agents and police moved in, ordering the woman from her vehicle. She consented to them searching the SUV for drugs. A police drug dog searched the vehicle, alerting agents to the accordion. Inside was 7.25 pounds of meth in seven vacuum-sealed packages. The street value of the meth was put at about $36,000. (

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In the upcoming film, “The Happytime Murders,” Melissa McCarthy and her cast of raunchy puppets will be allowed to use the catch phrase “No Sesame. All Street.” A court of law declared in favor of STX Productions saying that it’s not infringing on the wholesome Sesame Street brand.

Harvey Weinstein was indicted on charges of rape and a first-degree criminal sexual act. (

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A Nebraska man’s chocolate craving landed him behind bars. Police (in Grand Island) responded to an alarm call Saturday afternoon at a Dairy Queen where officers said they found 18-year-old Joseph Lewandowski hiding with a bag of crushed Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Police said Lewandowski admitted to using a screwdriver, which he was found with, to break into a freezer to steal the ice cream topping.

A survey by Office Team found that 80% of bosses say the quality of your office wardrobe plays a direct role in getting you a promotion. (

An Ohio school teacher was found guilty of having sex with two male students in her classroom. (

A recent study examining 125-million-year-old fossils discovered in China reveals that dinosaurs had a condition common to humans: Their skin would flake off, creating tiny dandruff specks.

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The only food that does not spoil: honey.

The Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner.

The Grandiloquent Word of the Day

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Malapert (MAL-uh-purt)
-Impudently bold in speech or manner; saucy.
It is also the name of a lunar crater near the Southern limb of the Moon.

Middle English, from ‘mal' - bad + ‘apert’ - open, frank.
First Known Use: 14th century

Used in a sentence:
"Fair ladies, brave knights, churls, varlets, squires, scurvy knaves, men-at-arms, malapert rogues--all were merry.”
~P. G. Wodehouse 

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A Florida man pleaded guilty to impersonating a member of Saudi Arabia’s royal family as part of a fraud scheme that netted him several millions of dollars. 47-year-old Anthony Gignac admitted to a Florida court that he used various aliases to make it appear that he was a member of Saudi Arabia’s ruling al-Saud dynasty. The conman, who used the name “Sultan Bin Khalid Al Saud” among other aliases, faces a lengthy prison sentence after pleading guilty last week. Using his fake Saudi identity, Gignanc persuaded investors to dump millions into business contracts that didn’t exist. He and his co-conspirators stole from investors worldwide, spending the money on Ferraris, Rolls Royces, Rolex watches, Cartier jewelry, and a two-bedroom condo in an exclusive area of Miami. (

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A brazen couple in Yaroslavl, Russia were caught appearing to have sex while riding a giant Ferris wheel hundreds of feet off the ground. Shocked passengers can be heard laughing in disbelief while recording the couple from the next cabin. The footage was shot as the Ferris wheel slowly rotated at 65 meters above the ground. Denis Alekseev, from the company operating the wheel, said: “What they did wasn't very smart. The cabins are transparent, without any dimming and there are kids taking the Ferris wheel ride.” According to local media, the Ferris wheel takes twelve minutes to complete its journey. The man and woman could face either a fine or up to fifteen days in jail if deemed to have broken the law. (

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A Florida man with facial tattoos was arrested in Clearwater Beach, Florida this 
weekend after police said he climbed atop a piece of playground equipment and 
began telling children about where babies come from.

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Sherlock Holmes star Benedict Cumberbatch jumped out of an UBER and fought off four muggers who were attacking a London cyclist. (