Monday August 13, 2018

Show Notes for Monday August 13, 2018

It's a 
#MovieStarMonday with John Barnes from Udo Velvet Productions

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY!!! (A special thank you to

August 13th
National Prosecco Day
National Filet Mignon Day

Left-Handers Day

"Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success." --Swami Sivananda

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In Germany, two elderly men escaped a nursing home to attend a heavy metal concert.

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In one of the viler episodes to recently transpire inside a 7-Eleven, a Florida man dumped a bucket containing human feces and urine inside the convenience store in St. Petersburg. Investigators allege that 41-year-old Damian Simms arrived at the 7-Eleven around 1:30 a.m. and proceeded to toss the slurry of human waste on the floor of the business. The liquid splashed on merchandise valued at $28 Simms apparently obtained the waste from a portable toilet. “The defendant threw a bucket of port-a-potty liquid human feces and urine,” reported Officer Donald Ziglar. In late-May, Simms was trespassed from the 7-Eleven and “returned tonight with a bucket of human feces,” wrote Ziglar, who noted an “indication of alcohol influence.” Charged with trespass and criminal mischief, Simms is being held in the county jail in lieu of $300 bond. (
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Riley Perez, the man who robbed “Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis,
says he did it on orders from the Mafia. What’s actually funny about this story is that Paris Hilton was the one who discovered Perez was the perpetrator. (
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A recent study (in the Journal of Economic Behavior and Organization) found that having high-speed internet access causes people to lose 25 minutes of sleep per night, compared to those people without it. The study found that access “promotes excessive electronic media use.”

Summer’s darn near over and we’re just now being told we’ve been cheesing our cheeseburgers wrong? Some internet guy says we shouldn’t be adding the cheese to our burger while it’s still on the grill. There’s plenty of heat once the burger comes off and you don’t need the cheese to melt so much it starts to run off, leaving a thinner layer and messing up the grill.

A popular New Jersey restaurant and pub was deemed safe to remain open on Sunday after a car crashed into one of the business’s entrances. The car struck The Original Mulligan’s Restaurant & Grill. The fire department arrived about 3 PM to find the vehicle wedged into an entrance vestibule. The building department deemed the rest of the building safe, so the pub stayed open.

Tiny houses of just a few hundred square feet seem like a great way to save a ton of money while still maintaining the satisfaction of home ownership. But if you’re not sure a tiny house is right for you, you could try staying for a few days or weeks in a tiny house hotel. Portland, Oregon, is home to the nation’s first “tiny house hotel,” where lucky travelers can rent a 120-square-foot home on wheels for $175 a night. Called Caravan, the trailer-park getaway includes six homes.

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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day

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L'appel du vide (la-PEL-doo-veed-h)
-The instinctive urge to jump from high places.

French - translates as "the call of the void”.

Used in a sentence:
“Clarence was rather keen to try out that new base jumping fad. Finally, his implacable sense of l'appel du vide would be satiated! Oh if only he’d known to don the requisite habiliments!” 

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A Tennessee family vacationing on a North Carolina lake got an uninvited visitor on their boat that caused a huge uproar. Screams erupted on Lake Fontana in western North Carolina earlier this month when the family spotted a timber rattlesnake darting toward their boat. While his 14-year-old daughter kept an eye and a cellphone camera on the snake on the lake, Wayne Robbins was preparing to whack the slithering reptile if it actually boarded the boat. There are only five children making all of this noise but it was enough for the rattlesnake to know it was not welcomed. The snake had second thoughts and swam off away from its unlikely hosts.

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A Shelby County, Tennessee cyclist broke into a home and started washing his clothes after his bike tire went flat. Officers arrested 54-year-old Bethel Bailey and charged him with aggravated burglary for what happened August 1st in Arlington. Bailey told deputies he arrived at the home around 11:00 p.m. the night before. He said he was out cycling when his tire went flat. He knocked on the front door of the house, but nobody answered. He went around to the back of the house and got inside the home when he learned the back door was unlocked. Bailey said he just wanted a ride home so he decided to wait for the homeowner to return. While he waited, he helped himself to a few beers, a ham sandwich, and some cookies. He then decided to start washing his clothes and stated that's why he was naked when the homeowner arrived.
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FBI Officials said that a man in a ski mask was arrested Saturday after trying to rob a Florida bank. 46-year-old David Licht didn’t cash out as planned. In fact, he didn’t make it further than the door. FLORIDA - (
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23 year old LaFollette, TN woman survives lightning strike. Many strangers pitch in to help. LINK TO STORY - GO FUND ME