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December
11
National
App Day
National
Noodle Ring Day
Tuesday December 11, 2018
"The
most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't
have any." --Alice Walker
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A
Texas wedding photographer has been arrested after she allegedly had
sex with a guest at the ceremony and then urinated on a tree near the
reception. 26-year-old Katherine Leigh Mehta has been charged with
public intoxication and obstruction/retaliation. Wedding guests
allegedly found Mehta, who moonlights as a bikini model, having sex
with a guest in a room at the Springs Event Venue in Weatherford on
Saturday. The wedding party informed an off-duty sheriff's deputy,
who was working security for the ceremony, and Mehta was told her
behavior was inappropriate. Mehta then allegedly went to a water
fountain and began yelling at guests. When officers told her to leave
the venue, she allegedly began urinating on a nearby tree.
Authorities arrived at the scene around 8:00 pm and put Mehta in a
patrol car, where they said she began to threaten the officers
inside. After they arrived at Parker County Jail, officers found a
prescription bottle of Alprazolam - sold under the trade name Xanax -
in Mehta's jacket pocket. Investigators said they believe Mehta mixed
the Xanax with alcohol. (https://dailym.ai/2BDr2au)
BIG SCREEN-LITTLE SCREEN:
Madonna’s
fans have gotten into a social media war with Lady Gaga’s fans
after the Material Girl accused Lady Gaga of stealing one of her
lines and using it during her Oscars campaign.
(https://pge.sx/2UdTzux)
Jersey
Shore star Deena Cortese is expecting a baby boy on December 30th and
says she can’t wait to give birth. (https://pge.sx/2QuQ2cn)
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The
first commercial ROBO-TAXI service has started picking up passengers
in Arizona. (https://lat.ms/2QeA9az)
Apple is slashing the price of its new iPhone amidst struggling sales. (https://nyp.st/2E2a72V)
A Capitol One survey found that 51% of Americans don’t feel listened to by those closest to them. (https://nyp.st/2EfgoJy)
A new study found that 27% of young people are too overweight to serve in the military. (https://bit.ly/2RxhaEN)
A study by Oxford University found that women with longer fingers are more likely to cheat. (https://dailym.ai/2KZnqT6)
FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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What
Americans think “HTML” means (Hypertext
Markup Language is the standard markup language for creating web
pages and web applications)
According
to a 2014 study, 1 in 9 Americans—exactly 11% of the
population—think HTML is actually a disease.
THE GRANDILOQUENT WORD OF THE DAY!
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Minikin
(MIN-ih-kin)
Noun:
-A small or delicate creature.
Adjective:
-Small; insignificant.
From obsolete Dutch "minneken" - darling, ultimately from Middle Dutch "minne" - love, beloved; akin to Old English "gemynd" - mind, memory. First Known Use: 1761
Used in a sentence:
"Our new kitten is such a minikin that I'm always afraid of stepping or sitting on her!"
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Minikin
(MIN-ih-kin)
Noun:
-A small or delicate creature.
Adjective:
-Small; insignificant.
From obsolete Dutch "minneken" - darling, ultimately from Middle Dutch "minne" - love, beloved; akin to Old English "gemynd" - mind, memory. First Known Use: 1761
Used in a sentence:
"Our new kitten is such a minikin that I'm always afraid of stepping or sitting on her!"
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WEIRD NEWS:Brought to you by The Weird Gift of the Day
No
one was around to save Clark Griswold as he dangled from a roof while
hanging up Christmas lights in “National Lampoon's Christmas
Vacation,” but a dummy representing the fictional character
wouldn't have faced the same fate. A family in Austin, Texas, based
their Christmas lights display off the iconic movie scene for a
neighborhood decorating contest, but the display may have been a
little too realistic. The family combed through consignment shops in
the area to find the perfect outfit for the dummy, who they nicknamed
"Clark Griswold Jr." -- a flannel button-up, down vest,
baseball cap, jeans and “dad” sneakers. A concerned good
Samaritan saw the dummy dangling from the roof and thought it was an
actual person. He attempted to help and when the dummy didn’t
respond he called 9-1-1. (https://abcn.ws/2DTMA4l)
A
Tennessee man faces up to three years in prison for urinating on a
Kellogg’s cereal conveyor belt at a Memphis facility. News outlets
report 49-year-old Gregory Stanton pleaded guilty last month to
tampering with consumer products. He was indicted by a grand jury in
September. Stanton worked for the plant in 2014 and posted a video
online in 2016 of him urinating on the conveyor belt. The video led
the company to alert law enforcement and launched an investigation
that involved the Food & Drug Administration. It’s unclear what
prompted Stanton to urinate on the line or to film and share the act.
WREG-TV reports the company and workers union were involved in a
labor dispute at the time. Stanton is set to be sentenced in
February.
FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA:
Is this story "Fake News" or something that actually happened in Florida.
A Palm Beach woman was busted for assault after she attacked a crossing
guard outside her son’s school because it took too long to cross
FAKE NEWS
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