Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are expecting baby number four. (https://pge.sx/2RrlEQw)
A study by United Van Lines found that more people moved out of New Jersey than any other state in 2018. Actually, Oregon was the most popular inbound state. Vermont was the most popular state on the east coast.(https://nyp.st/2ArBkcO)
Los Angeles rolled out its first ever “Earthquake Warning App,” which gives residents up to ten seconds of notice to take cover and hold on.
A Louisiana man was arrested on New Year’s Day after he declared that January 2nd was “kill cops day.” (https://nyp.st/2C2lRA6)
A Chinese spacecraft made the first ever landing on the dark side of the moon last week. (https://nyp.st/2CNOW3G)
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A Maine man is facing a number of charges after authorities say he broke into a Waterboro home, grabbed a bite to eat, took a shower, then got a car ride from his victim. 35-year-old Derek Tarbox was arrested and is facing charges of class B burglary, two counts of unauthorized use of property, leaving the scene of property damage accident, failure to report an accident, and theft by unauthorized taking. The York County Sheriff's Office said Tarbox was found watching television when a Bennet Hill Road resident arrived home Sunday. Authorities said Tarbox told the homeowner he mistakenly thought the house belonged to a friend and asked for a ride home. The homeowner told authorities that seemed plausible, so he drove him to a house in Hollis, which actually belonged to Tarbox's relatives. When the victim returned, he realized his home had been ransacked and that Tarbox had broken in through a back door. The homeowner called police and deputies and troopers were able to quickly apprehend Tarbox without incident. (https://bit.ly/2SvgAb8)
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