Show
Notes for Tuesday January 15, 2019
John
& Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus
it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS
with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE https://goo.gl/S476Js
OR HERE https://goo.gl/GQvVxo
January
15
National
Booch Day
National
Hat Day
National
Strawberry Ice Cream Day
SURVEYS,
STUDIES & SUCH!
A
study by Northwestern Mutual found that 1 in 5 Millennials with debt
expect to die without every paying it off.
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/08/1-in-5-millennials-with-debt-expect-to-die-without-ever-paying-it-off.html
BRAIN
ON DRUGS:
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to you by TimeForRehab.com!
Each day we talk about people doing dumb things under the influence,
but addiction is no laughing matter… if you or someone you know
needs help, you can learn more at TimeForRehab.com.
According
to a Casper, Wyoming police report, A blow-up Frosty the Snowman
survived an attack by an intoxicated woman early Monday morning. Two
officers responded to a disturbance at 2:47 a.m. where a woman had
come to a man's apartment in the building and barged inside. The man
said he heard banging on his door, opened it, and Alexis Sue Burns
pushed her way inside, unwelcome and unknown by him. He asked her who
she was, what was wrong, and she told him to “sit the f--k down”
before he picked her up and pushed her outside. He locked the door,
called police, and described the younger woman who was wearing a
black shirt and no coat. She walked down a stairway and the man was
able to hear her screaming and yelling outside and in the street.
Then it got really weird. According to the police report, “Upon
arrival, the officer observed the described female wrestling with a
blow-up snowman Christmas decoration in front of Magic City Stoves.”
Burns was taken into custody for public intoxication and malicious
mischief. (https://bit.ly/2VJeE0T)
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Actress Rose McGowan has stuck a plea deal with Virginia prosecutors after being arrested last year for cocaine possession. https://pagesix.com/2019/01/09/rose-mcgowan-to-plead-no-contest-to-drug-possession-charge/
“Band of Brothers” actor Neal McDonough refuses to kiss actresses on screen out of respect for his wife and his religion. He says it even cost him close to a $1 million role on the show “Scoundrels”. Http://goo.gl/p4s3tV
Bud
Light will begin posting large nutrition labels on its beer cans
starting next month. (https://nyp.st/2VOOABu)
A
New York City couple is being accused of using a spy cam to watch
their nanny shower. (https://nyp.st/2QIzoC6)
Paris’
first all-nude restaurant has closed due to a lack of customers.
Twitter
users are accusing Piers Morgan of faking his stay at a British
hospital after he posted a selfie that showed him lying in a gown on
Friday.
Fiat
Chrysler Automobiles has agreed to pay as much as $800 million in
penalties to settle lawsuits over false emissions readings on diesel
vehicles. The Justice Department filed suit against the automaker in
2017 over the Environmental Protection Agency’s finding that it had
used illegal engine-control software that turned off pollution
controls under certain driving conditions. The software enabled the
vehicles to pass emissions tests while allowing them to release
higher levels of pollutants in normal driving, according to the EPA.
Fiat Chrysler will also pay $19 million to settle a suit brought by
the State of California for noncompliant vehicles.
FUN
FACT FOR YOU:
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The
Speedwell was the name of the ship that was supposed to accompany the
Mayflower on its historic journey across the Atlantic in 1620... it
was left behind in Plymouth, England, when it started taking on
water.
FEAR
THIS.... FUN WITH PHOBIAS!
Vestiphobia…
Fear of clothing.
Many
of us have had to deal with a co-worker eating our food at work, but
what about a burglar doing it? Boynton Beach police arrested
29-year-old Yvelande Jean-Pierre last Wednesday for just that.
According to police, Jean-Pierre broke into a substation and stole
two pre-made meals belonging to an officer from the refrigerator. She
actually warmed one up and ate it. Upon finding the scene the next
day, detectives discovered Jean-Pierre left her ID behind. Police
also said Jean-Pierre was caught on surveillance. Jean-Pierre has
since been charged with burglary, theft and criminal mischief.
(https://bit.ly/2Fo0fSE)
A
driver in Manitoba, Canada tried to excuse his speeding by telling
police officers that he’d been listening to Mötley Crüe‘s
“Kickstart My Heart” at the time of the offense. The glam metal
band’s November 1989 single apparently came on the radio in the
driver’s car just before he was pulled over by the Royal Canadian
Mounted Police, which the driver then tried to use as justification
for his speeding. A post on the RCMP’s Facebook page last Monday
confirmed the incident, which saw the driver – who was driving 90
mph – being fined $639 for the offense. According to the post, the
RCMP officer who pulled over the unnamed driver was also listening to
“Kickstart My Heart” at the same time as they were both tuned
into the same radio station. (https://bit.ly/2FqCwBa)
DAD JOKE OF THE DAY!
Please submit YOUR own Dad Joke - John@JohnAndHeidiShow.com
Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
Veteran Gets to Meet, Reward Detroit Teen Girls Who Returned Wallet With Cash
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/vet-gets-to-meet-reward-detroit-teens-with-wallet-money/
