Today
we have a #ComedyCall with Frank Caliendo. Very funny comedian who can do a BUNCH of very good impressions. His website with
tour info & links to his social media at FrankCaliendo.com
December
11
National
App Day
National
Noodle Ring Day
A new study found that birth control pills are shrinking a part of women’s brains. (https://bit.ly/36dXgWd)
THIS
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After
driving his car into a ditch, an Illinois man who reeked of booze
explained to police that the reason they smelled alcohol on his
breath was because he had “been making out with his girlfriend this
evening and she had been drinking.” As detailed in a Peoria County
Sheriff's Office report, Trevor Smith drove a Dodge Charger off the
road early Saturday evening in a single-vehicle accident. Deputies
responding to the crash scene noted that Smith, who just turned
twenty-one, appeared intoxicated. Additionally, they reported
detecting the odor of burnt marijuana in the vehicle, and discovered
an open bottle of vodka in the car. Smith, who twice declined to
provide a breath sample and denied having consumed alcohol, was
arrested for DUI after failing a series of field sobriety tests.
Smith “told deputies the reason he smelled like alcohol was that he
had been making out with his girlfriend this evening and she had been
drinking.” He added, for some unknown reason, that “he made love
to his girlfriend because 'We make love, we’re all adults here.’”
(https://bit.ly/2Dd5Ach)
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Have
you heard the latest rumor of a Friends reunion? For weeks there’s
been talk of an HBO Max special that would be unscripted and include
all six cast members. HBO Max will debut in May and any sort of
Friends reunion would certainly generate a ton of new
subscriptions... but in a recent People interview, Aniston claimed
she knows nothing about the reunion.
“Real
Housewives of Atlanta” star Porsha Williams is reportedly working
on having another baby. (https://pge.sx/2Po929P)
SCOOP OF THE DAY: Brought to you by SingleStudentLoan.com Walmart has apologized for selling a sweater that features Santa with cocaine.
(https://bit.ly/2RAQ9TV)
A survey by Moonstruck Chocolate found that the average American spends over $30,000 on snacks in their lifetime. (https://bit.ly/350ZmbT)
A Maine man was arrested for creating a meth lab inside of a children’s playroom at a church. (https://bit.ly/2P4wbz1)
Georgia police are looking for a jogger who slapped a Female Reporter’s rear end on live TV Saturday. (https://bit.ly/38j847o)
A European company has launched a new video game called “I Am Jesus Christ” that allows gamers to play through key moments in the bible.
(https://bit.ly/38oPZEP)
Three guys drove across the U.S. a record time of 27 hours, 25 minutes.
FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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Vincent van Gogh only sold one painting in his lifetime. Just a few months before his death, Van Gogh sold his painting “The Red Vineyard.” It was sold in Brussels, Belgium for 400 francs.
NEWS
HEADLINES.... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline....
ChinaChina
has told its government offices to remove all American computer
equipment. (https://bit.ly/344W7yT)
WEIRD
NEWS:
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Every now and again incredible stories emerge of heroic dogs saving their owners from house fires. This isn't one of those stories. According to fire services in England, a husky has become the unlikely cause of a house fire after turning on a microwave with food inside it. The fire began on Monday afternoon at a home in Stanford-Le-Hope, around twenty-five miles east of London, when a dog inadvertently switched on the kitchen appliance, which had a packet of bread rolls inside. The owner, who was out of the property at the time, saw smoke coming from the kitchen through a camera feed on his mobile phone. Geoff Wheal, watch manager at Corringham Fire Station, warned that the "very strange incident" could have been “more serious.” He said that he and his colleagues arrived to find the kitchen full of smoke. Wheal warned against storing food in the microwave when the machine is not in use. Luckily, the dog was not hurt in the incident. (https://cnn.it/2sL4JxP)
Every now and again incredible stories emerge of heroic dogs saving their owners from house fires. This isn't one of those stories. According to fire services in England, a husky has become the unlikely cause of a house fire after turning on a microwave with food inside it. The fire began on Monday afternoon at a home in Stanford-Le-Hope, around twenty-five miles east of London, when a dog inadvertently switched on the kitchen appliance, which had a packet of bread rolls inside. The owner, who was out of the property at the time, saw smoke coming from the kitchen through a camera feed on his mobile phone. Geoff Wheal, watch manager at Corringham Fire Station, warned that the "very strange incident" could have been “more serious.” He said that he and his colleagues arrived to find the kitchen full of smoke. Wheal warned against storing food in the microwave when the machine is not in use. Luckily, the dog was not hurt in the incident. (https://cnn.it/2sL4JxP)
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A
Michigan man accidentally shot his own brother after mistaking him
for a deer on a hunting trip. Deputies from the Ionia County
Sheriff's Office responded to a call of an accidental shooting early
Saturday evening in a field in Boston Township, Michigan. Upon
arrival, they determined that a man, 29, had shot his brother, 28,
while the two were hunting together. An investigation at the scene
concluded that the shooting was “by all accounts” accidental.
Authorities say the men had been looking for a deer that one of them
had shot earlier. After failing to locate the deer, they became
separated in dense cornstalks in the field. The shooter was “some
distance away” from his brother when he thought he saw the deer
moving and making noise. He fired a shot and quickly realized he had
shot his brother. The shooter immediately called 9-1-1, and he and
his brother walked out of the field to meet medical first responders.
Given the extent of his injuries, the victim was airlifted via
helicopter to a hospital. He was in "serious but stable
condition" at the time of transport.
(https://nbcnews.to/2LkRx9k)
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I
read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is
FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of
FLORIDA.
A Fort Myers man was charged with indecent exposure after getting naked during a picture with a mall Santa ….. FAKE NEWS
A Fort Myers man was charged with indecent exposure after getting naked during a picture with a mall Santa ….. FAKE NEWS
GOOD NEWS: Brought to you by BetterCreditCards.com Man Shows Up To Apartment Complex In Moving Truck, Hands Out $12,000 Worth Of Toys https://www.sunnyskyz.com/
