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A Pennsylvania man charged with breaking into a neighbor’s house and attacking several residents claimed he invaded the property while chasing after a “demon dog” at Satan’s direction. And, yes, crystal meth appears to have played a central role in the bizarre March 1st home invasion in Luzerne Township. According to a probable cause affidavit, a woman told cops that 31-year-old Terry Murphy entered her home without permission around 2:00 p.m. Sunday. Murphy allegedly choked the woman and her teenage daughter while yelling “Praise God.” He was then chased from the residence by the woman’s husband. “At that time Murphy walked back to his house...while talking about his demons and that he was talking to Jesus,” a state trooper noted. During police questioning, Murphy continued to yell about Jesus and his demons, and disclosed his pursuit of the demon dog. After being handcuffed and placed in a patrol car, Murphy was transported to a local hospital due to “extreme intoxication from crystal meth.” (https://bit.ly/2vJI9am)
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Oprah
Winfrey is slamming online reports that she was arrested for sex
trafficking.(https://on.today.com/392qU1R)
Tom
Hanks posted online that he has “the blahs,” but he doesn’t
have a fever as he remains isolated in Australia with his wife Rita
Wilson.(https://pge.sx/3bbDaP3)
Stores around the country are reportedly selling out of toilet paper as people worried about quarantines due to the coronavirus outbreak attempt to stock up. One pizza place in Wisconsin saw the situation and decided to help out. ZaRonis in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, posted on its Facebook page that they not only had toilet paper, but were willing to sell it. Customers are able to order four rolls at the cost of $3.25.
“The
National Enquirer” is being slammed for publishing Fake News
stating that there is a cure for Coronavirus.(https://bit.ly/2vvz7xG)
Facebook
apologized for a bug that’s prohibiting some users from seeing
Coronavirus news.(https://bit.ly/2TZKx6a)
New
Jersey Police busted two weddings that violated the Coronavirus crowd
size restrictions. (https://bit.ly/3bajZVB)
New
York City is releasing prison inmates who may be vulnerable to
Coronavirus. (https://bit.ly/2U3JK4j)
O.J.
Simpson says he’ll go crazy if all the golf courses are closed.
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Sharks can live for five centuries. Greenland Sharks are known to be some of the oldest living animals in our world. Researchers did carbon dating on a Greenland Shark that was caught in 2014 and found it to be around 392 years old. Further testing revealed that our fishy friends could be up to 500 years old. Yes, that would mean that our geriatric friends would have been alive when Leonardo Da Vinci painted the "Mona Lisa."
Sharks can live for five centuries. Greenland Sharks are known to be some of the oldest living animals in our world. Researchers did carbon dating on a Greenland Shark that was caught in 2014 and found it to be around 392 years old. Further testing revealed that our fishy friends could be up to 500 years old. Yes, that would mean that our geriatric friends would have been alive when Leonardo Da Vinci painted the "Mona Lisa."
A NEWS HEADLINE... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline.... SPAINA video of a Spanish man who hid out in a T-Rex costume to avoid the Coronavirus lockdown has gone viral. (https://bit.ly/39ajHgk)
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Spanish
police have urged citizens to remain indoors during the COVID-19
state of emergency after encountering one citizen on the street
dressed as a dinosaur. Video of the incident was posted to Twitter by
the Murcia police department. The video shows an unidentified citizen
being stopped by a unit of officers who were attempting to enforce
the government's plan to limit the spread of the disease—caused by
a novel coronavirus that is now spreading globally. On Friday,
Spain's Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez imposed a 15-day state of alarm
that restricted free movement apart from traveling to work, food,
health medication or for caregiving. One small exception was that
pets can be taken out on short walks, but police noted on social
media that dinosaurs are not considered to be included in this
category. (https://bit.ly/392PdfW)
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Some spring breakers in Florida didn’t get the social distancing memo. Hundreds of people packed Clearwater Beach as President Trump urged Americans to avoid gatherings of ten people during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Local reporter Sarah Hollenbeck, of WFTS-TV, captured the sunny scene with tight clusters of college-age beach-goers scattered across the sand. “BUSY BEACH! This is what @MyClearwater Beach looks like right now as spring break crowds flock to the sand,” Hollenbeck tweeted Monday. Clearwater city leaders are set to vote Thursday on a measure that would restrict or outright ban beach access. Other coastal cities in the Sunshine State have already announced beach closures, including Miami Beach and Fort Lauderdale. (https://bit.ly/3d6WfDL)
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.
A Jacksonville Sheriff who was busted for DUI told the arresting officer he’d let him sleep with his wife if he let him go ….. FAKE NEWS
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