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A Jackson County, Michigan Department of Transportation truck was heavily damaged a week ago when a naked woman broke into a Napoleon Township lot, stole the truck, and hit a deer with it, police said. Officers received the strange call about the crash near a home at around 1:00 a.m., Wednesday, May 20th. They arrived to find a heavily damaged JCDOT pickup, a dead deer and a woman wearing only an orange safety vest and hat she had retrieved from the truck. The 31-year-old woman told officers she was with someone earlier that night who had kicked her out of a vehicle and left her on the side of the road. It’s unclear how or why the woman was naked, but Napoleon Township Police Chief Duaine Pittman believes drugs and suspected prostitution were involved. The woman was taken to Henry Ford Allegiance Health to be checked out for injuries and to undergo mental evaluation. A report of the incident has been submitted to the Jackson County Prosecutor’s Office for review and charges related to the vehicle theft. (https://bit.ly/3cgZgj7)
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“Looney Tunes” writers are pushing back against complaints that Elmer Fudd will no longer have a gun in the cartoon. (https://yhoo.it/3dQTxCf)
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A video has gone viral of an “Arizona Karen” who was slapped in the face after telling a female shopper to “go back to Mexico.” (https://bit.ly/3f8wzXq)
A video of a British “Back To The Future” fan who rode a hoverboard alongside a Delorean to recreate the iconic movie scene has gone viral. (https://bit.ly/2YdnCoO)
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A 266-pound Russian housewife held a robber captive for more than an hour by sitting on him. When her daughter returned home, the woman called police. The man was treated for swollen and bruised limbs.
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Police reported that a Connecticut woman allegedly spit in the face of a fellow shopper when the victim violated a supermarket’s social distancing guidelines by going the wrong direction in a one-way aisle. According to cops, Martine Shanchuk, a 40-year-old Sandy Hook resident, confronted the male victim inside a Big Y market on May 18th. As part of the store’s Coronavirus safety measures, one-way aisles have been established to allow patrons to more easily maintain a six-foot distance from other individuals. Upon spotting the man going the wrong direction in an aisle, Shanchuk told police she “felt it was necessary to tell him to turn around and enforce Big Y’s aisle rules herself,” according to an arrest summary. During the argument, she allegedly spit in the male customer’s face. She was arrested for breach of peace and is due in court in July. (https://bit.ly/2TSNfKA)
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