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A naked man escaped through a skylight on to the roof of a house in Torquay, England during a drug raid. Police officers said as they executed a drug warrant the man left the building and climbed on to the roof, taking cannabis with him - but cocaine, scales, money, and his clothes were all left in his room. The South Devon Crime and Proactive Policing Team said: “He was quickly persuaded to return inside.” Officers Tweeted a picture of him and said: “This is taking social distancing too far.” It comes during a massively successful period of activity for the drugs teams in South Devon. Another person has been arrested after twelve kilos of cannabis worth around £120,000 was seized last week. (https://bit.ly/2zOFnmg)
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Kris Jenner is said to be freaking out after Forbes Magazine exposed the fact that Kylie Jenner inflated her wealth and isn’t really a billionaire. According to Forbes, Kylie has said she’s a billionaire but she’s only worth $900 million. (https://pge.sx/3eCQJsw)
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A study by Arizona State University found that dogs can actually help owners who are in distress. The survey asked sixty dog owners to go into another room and scream for help WITHOUT calling their dog’s name. Two thirds of the dogs ran in. (https://bit.ly/3gOO012)
Costco plans to start bringing back its legendary free samples this month with some changes. The retailer suspended its popular samples in its wholesale clubs in early March over safety concerns with the spread of the coronavirus. Now, Costco execs say they are targeting a mid-June return of the freebies. Unlike the old method, samplers won’t be allowed to “just pick up an open sample with your fingers.”
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The longest book title contains 1,809 words. The title of Srijan Timilsina's 2014 Guinness World Record-setting book is practically a full text in itself. Including 1,809 words (or 11,284 characters) it begins, The historical development of the Brain i.e. from its formation from Annelida: Earthworm, Lugworm, Rag worm, Amphitrite, Freshwater worm, Marine worm, Tubifex, Leech. etc, Arthropoda: Housefly, Butterfly, Honey bee, Fairy shrimp, Horseshoe crab, Tick, Bluebottle, Froghopper, Yellow crazy ant…," and continues to list pretty much every insect, fish, and mammal you can think of, including humans. It then goes on to ask questions like, "What did they find and what did they eat? How did they defend from their enemies and attack them? Which is the oldest stone ever discovered? Which ancestor of human being first started to walk with the help of two limbs?" It finally ends with, "Solutions of above inquisitiveness are included in this book," which you think would go without saying, but perhaps not if you want your title to set a world record.
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Dateline.... CHINAChinese archaeologists have unearthed a 2,000-year-old swan-shaped vessel. The bronze pot was found inside the tomb of a warrior, alongside a helmet and an iron and jade sword. In the pot was almost a gallon of mysterious, brownish liquid.
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A Massachusetts resident is facing an assault charge after allegedly striking a highway worker with a “large pickle” thrown from a moving vehicle. According to police, 34-year-old Christoph Herrmannsdoerfer was a passenger in a vehicle that was traveling on U.S. Route 7 in Vermont. Cops allege that Herrmannsdoerfer threw a pickle that hit Carl Hoffman, a 59-year-old employee of the Vermont Agency of Transportation. The pickle, cops say, “struck the victim and caused him pain.” Herrmannsdoerfer was later located and cited for simple assault, a misdemeanor. He is scheduled for a July 20th appearance in Vermont Superior Court. Herrmannsdoerfer, who lives in Massachusetts, has multiple drunk driving convictions on his rap sheet. (https://bit.ly/2Xsw9Fy)
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