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bounces when he hits bottom." --George S. Patton
"I
don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he
bounces when he hits bottom." --George S. Patton
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Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale says the band recently completed a new album only to have the entire thing deleted by a technical catastrophe. (https://goo.gl/cnpHNB)
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Jennifer Sue Sunday has become infamous as the Florida woman who called 911 to get a beer. The 54-year-old woman faces criminal charges after deputies say she placed two 911 calls from her St. Petersburg home to report a medical emergency. When paramedics arrived, the big emergency was that she needed to get a cold one. tampabay.com
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Katy Perry sent Taylor Swift a “good luck” card on the opening night of her Reputation Tour, bringing an end to their years-long feud. (https://goo.gl/jio63U)
80 year old Jane Fonda told reporters that she’s done dating because she’s “closed up shop down there.” (https://goo.gl/mrMjmA)
Katy Perry sent Taylor Swift a “good luck” card on the opening night of her Reputation Tour, bringing an end to their years-long feud. (https://goo.gl/jio63U)
80 year old Jane Fonda told reporters that she’s done dating because she’s “closed up shop down there.” (https://goo.gl/mrMjmA)
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A study by the non-profit, Counter Extremism Project found that terrorists were routinely introduced to each other through Facebook’s suggested friends feature(https://goo.gl/qu48yk)
Facebook is being accused of introducing ISIS members to each other through it’s “suggested friends” feature. (https://goo.gl/nfhZ58)
A survey by Living International Dot Com found that a growing number of Americans are moving overseas after they retired so they can save money. (https://goo.gl/sCpx1W)
A study by Lancaster Researchers found that Netflix is killing couple’s sex lives because they’re watching TV shows in bed instead of getting down. (https://goo.gl/TKHrVN)
An employee at a Massachusetts gas station doused himself in gasoline and set himself on fire before he was tackled by police who put out the blaze. (https://goo.gl/LaCQ8B)
A British couple received an anonymous, angry letter from a neighbor who says he’s sick of seeing them walk around the house naked. (https://goo.gl/N2mFVA)
A study by the non-profit, Counter Extremism Project found that terrorists were routinely introduced to each other through Facebook’s suggested friends feature(https://goo.gl/qu48yk)
Facebook is being accused of introducing ISIS members to each other through it’s “suggested friends” feature. (https://goo.gl/nfhZ58)
A survey by Living International Dot Com found that a growing number of Americans are moving overseas after they retired so they can save money. (https://goo.gl/sCpx1W)
A study by Lancaster Researchers found that Netflix is killing couple’s sex lives because they’re watching TV shows in bed instead of getting down. (https://goo.gl/TKHrVN)
An employee at a Massachusetts gas station doused himself in gasoline and set himself on fire before he was tackled by police who put out the blaze. (https://goo.gl/LaCQ8B)
A British couple received an anonymous, angry letter from a neighbor who says he’s sick of seeing them walk around the house naked. (https://goo.gl/N2mFVA)
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Dr. Samuel A. Mudd was the physician who set the leg of Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth, and whose shame created the expression for ignominy: "His name is Mudd."
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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day
LINK TO TODAY'S WORD - Grandiloquent Words
Nippy
Sweetie (NIP-ee
SWEE-tee)
Noun:
-A drink of spirits, esp. of whisky.
-A sharp-tongued or peevish person.
-A sharp-tasting sweet, or one which makes the mouth hot.
Scottish - from nippy (inclined to nip or bite) + sweetie (a sweet treat)
Used in a sentence: "You should have SEEN the look on his face when I offered him a nippy sweetie!"
Noun:
-A drink of spirits, esp. of whisky.
-A sharp-tongued or peevish person.
-A sharp-tasting sweet, or one which makes the mouth hot.
Scottish - from nippy (inclined to nip or bite) + sweetie (a sweet treat)
Used in a sentence: "You should have SEEN the look on his face when I offered him a nippy sweetie!"
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42-year-old Pennsylvania man is facing assault and harassment charges
after allegedly beating his mother with a Star Wars Lightsaber.
Police responding to a disturbance call at a home in Dubois found
75-year-old Joan Vargas being treated by EMS workers. Vargas was
bleeding from gashes on her head and wrist. Vargas told police that
her son Andrew had “hit her repeatedly with what she called a light
saber.” Vargas said she was sitting on a dining room chair when her
son “began striking her with this saber in the head, on her
back/neck area, and on her wrist.” Andrew Vargas, who lives with
his mother, was arrested on misdemeanor assault and harassment
charges. He is being held in the Clearfield County jail in lieu of
$10,000 bail. Andrew’s rap sheet includes prior convictions for
theft, drunk driving, and criminal trespass. (https://goo.gl/dDpxGd)
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A
private zoo in central Alberta, Canada has been charged after a bear
from the facility was taken through a Dairy Queen drive-thru in a
pickup truck and fed ice cream through the vehicle's window. A video
of the unusual feeding was posted on social media by Discovery
Wildlife Park in Innisfail, Alta. It showed a one-year-old captive
Kodiak bear named Berkley leaning out of a truck's window and being
hand fed ice cream by the owner of the local Dairy Queen. Bear
experts called the video irresponsible and disrespectful, but one of
the zoo's owners initially defended it, saying the message was
supposed to be about safety. Zoo owner Doug Bos said, “The message
was: Don't feed the bears. Don't stop on the side of the road. If
everybody would listen to the video, that's what the message was —
don't do this.” Wildlife officers have now charged the zoo with one
offense relating to the bear being taken for ice cream and another
that stems from the bear leaving the facility on other occasions in
2017 without the province being notified. Discovery Wildlife Park
owners Doug Bos and Debbie Rowland are scheduled to appear in
provincial court in Red Deer, Alta., on May
28th.
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A Florida woman tried to rob a fast food restaurant of $50 but drove
away with nothing when they told her to get lost!
FLORIDA - In Florida, a woman in an old white sedan pulled up to the drive-through
window at a fast food restaurant. When the employee asked her what
she wanted, the woman said she had a gun and wanted money. The
employee asked her how much she wanted, and the woman replied, “Fifty
dollars.” The employee told her to get lost, and then closed the
window. The woman drove away with nothing.
Police charged a Florida man with open and gross lewdness after witnesses
said he tried to pee on them following a dispute over a cab.
FLORIDA - The 31-year-old Orlando resident was described as “highly intoxicated”
by Police Captain John Rogers. The police report states that the intoxicated man took
offense when he was discouraged from tagging along with two men waiting for a cab.
He is accused of dropping his pants and relieving himself in the direction of the men.
The two men and a third witness reported the incident to police, who arrested the man
near a pub. He was also charged with disorderly conduct. (https://goo.gl/52c2z6)
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