Tuesday May 15, 2018

Show Notes for Friday May 11, 2018
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"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom." --George S. Patton

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Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale says the band recently completed a 
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Jennifer Sue Sunday has become infamous as the Florida woman who called 
911 to get a beer. The 54-year-old woman faces criminal charges after deputies 
say she placed two 911 calls from her St. Petersburg home to report a medical 
emergency. When paramedics arrived, the big emergency was that she needed 
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Katy Perry sent Taylor Swift a “good luck” card on the opening night of her Reputation Tour, bringing an end to their years-long feud. (
80 year old Jane Fonda told reporters that she’s done dating because she’s “closed up shop down there.” (

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A study by the non-profit, Counter Extremism Project found that terrorists were routinely introduced to each other through Facebook’s suggested friends feature
Facebook is being accused of introducing ISIS members to each other through it’s “suggested friends” feature. 
A survey by Living International Dot Com found that a growing number of Americans are moving overseas after they retired so they can save money. (
A study by Lancaster Researchers found that Netflix is killing couple’s sex lives because they’re watching TV shows in bed instead of getting down. (
An employee at a Massachusetts gas station doused himself in gasoline and set himself on fire before he was tackled by police who put out the blaze. (
A British couple received an anonymous, angry letter from a neighbor who says he’s sick of seeing them walk around the house naked. (

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Dr. Samuel A. Mudd was the physician who set the leg of Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth, and whose shame created the expression for ignominy: "His name is Mudd."

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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day

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Nippy Sweetie   (NIP-ee SWEE-tee)
-A drink of spirits, esp. of whisky.
-A sharp-tongued or peevish person.
-A sharp-tasting sweet, or one which makes the mouth hot.

Scottish - from nippy (inclined to nip or bite) + sweetie (a sweet treat)

Used in a sentence: "You should have SEEN the look on his face when I offered him a nippy sweetie!"

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A 42-year-old Pennsylvania man is facing assault and harassment charges after allegedly beating his mother with a Star Wars Lightsaber. Police responding to a disturbance call at a home in Dubois found 75-year-old Joan Vargas being treated by EMS workers. Vargas was bleeding from gashes on her head and wrist. Vargas told police that her son Andrew had “hit her repeatedly with what she called a light saber.” Vargas said she was sitting on a dining room chair when her son “began striking her with this saber in the head, on her back/neck area, and on her wrist.” Andrew Vargas, who lives with his mother, was arrested on misdemeanor assault and harassment charges. He is being held in the Clearfield County jail in lieu of $10,000 bail. Andrew’s rap sheet includes prior convictions for theft, drunk driving, and criminal trespass. (https://goo.gl/dDpxGd)

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A private zoo in central Alberta, Canada has been charged after a bear from the facility was taken through a Dairy Queen drive-thru in a pickup truck and fed ice cream through the vehicle's window. A video of the unusual feeding was posted on social media by Discovery Wildlife Park in Innisfail, Alta. It showed a one-year-old captive Kodiak bear named Berkley leaning out of a truck's window and being hand fed ice cream by the owner of the local Dairy Queen. Bear experts called the video irresponsible and disrespectful, but one of the zoo's owners initially defended it, saying the message was supposed to be about safety. Zoo owner Doug Bos said, “The message was: Don't feed the bears. Don't stop on the side of the road. If everybody would listen to the video, that's what the message was — don't do this.” Wildlife officers have now charged the zoo with one offense relating to the bear being taken for ice cream and another that stems from the bear leaving the facility on other occasions in 2017 without the province being notified. Discovery Wildlife Park owners Doug Bos and Debbie Rowland are scheduled to appear in provincial court in Red Deer, Alta., on May 28th.

Is this story "Fake News" or something that actually happened in Florida.

A Florida woman tried to rob a fast food restaurant of $50 but drove away with nothing when they told her to get lost! FLORIDA - In Florida, a woman in an old white sedan pulled up to the drive-through window at a fast food restaurant. When the employee asked her what she wanted, the woman said she had a gun and wanted money. The employee asked her how much she wanted, and the woman replied, “Fifty dollars.” The employee told her to get lost, and then closed the window. The woman drove away with nothing.
Police charged a Florida man with open and gross lewdness after witnesses said he tried to pee on them following a dispute over a cab. FLORIDA - The 31-year-old Orlando resident was described as “highly intoxicated” by Police Captain John Rogers. The police report states that the intoxicated man took offense when he was discouraged from tagging along with two men waiting for a cab. He is accused of dropping his pants and relieving himself in the direction of the men. The two men and a third witness reported the incident to police, who arrested the man near a pub. He was also charged with disorderly conduct. (https://goo.gl/52c2z6)
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