
"The
firsts go away--first love, first kiss, first baby. You have to
create new ones." --Sarah Jessica Parker
"The
firsts go away--first love, first kiss, first baby. You have to
create new ones." --Sarah Jessica Parker

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An
Indiana man was arrested after he was found naked in the backyard of
a Kentucky home after allegedly attempting to start a fire, claiming
he “may be Jesus.” 31-year-old Anthony Michael Johnson was
arrested in Johnson Fork, where he was reportedly naked and lying in
the grass. Originally, Johnson would not give deputies his name but
told them he “may be Jesus.” Police said Johnson was behind a
residence and had poured gasoline around the house. He then grabbed a
service wire that provided electricity to an outbuilding on the
property and attempted to start a fire. Johnson was charged with
third-degree burglary; first-degree indecent exposure, first offense;
third-degree criminal trespassing; second-degree criminal mischief;
giving an officer false identifying information; and public
intoxication – controlled substance. (https://goo.gl/PoAyWM)
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A dog that fell down a manhole in China was eventually rescued after it chewed through cables and knocked out the neighborhood’s internet service. When workers were called to figure out where the internet went they went down the manhole and found the dog.
A study reveals only six in ten commuters would give up their seat for an expectant mother. Of those who won’t give up a seat, one in four won’t “in case she wasn’t actually expecting a child.”
A mass brawl broke out during a wedding in India. The brawl among family members started when the bride decided to call off the ceremony.The bride’s decision came after the groom began “behaving in a strange manner” when lightning struck a nearby field during some of the wedding vows. Three of the bride’s relatives were arrested.
A dog that fell down a manhole in China was eventually rescued after it chewed through cables and knocked out the neighborhood’s internet service. When workers were called to figure out where the internet went they went down the manhole and found the dog.
A study reveals only six in ten commuters would give up their seat for an expectant mother. Of those who won’t give up a seat, one in four won’t “in case she wasn’t actually expecting a child.”
A mass brawl broke out during a wedding in India. The brawl among family members started when the bride decided to call off the ceremony.The bride’s decision came after the groom began “behaving in a strange manner” when lightning struck a nearby field during some of the wedding vows. Three of the bride’s relatives were arrested.

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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day
LINK TO TODAY'S WORD - Grandiloquent Words
Bedlam (BED-lum)
Noun:
-A lunatic or madman.
-An asylum for the insane.
-A scene of uproar and confusion.
From late Middle English: early form of Bethlehem, referring to the hospital of St. Mary of Bethlehem in London, used as an asylum for the insane.
Used in a sentence:
"The poorly planned company picnic was an absolute bedlam."
Noun:
-A lunatic or madman.
-An asylum for the insane.
-A scene of uproar and confusion.
From late Middle English: early form of Bethlehem, referring to the hospital of St. Mary of Bethlehem in London, used as an asylum for the insane.
Used in a sentence:
"The poorly planned company picnic was an absolute bedlam."

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front-end loader bulldozer for a joyride that ended with her crashing
into a building across town. Great Falls Police said that 34-year-old
Heather Houston allegedly drove the vehicle Sunday morning to Fox
Hollow Apartments, where she plowed down a fence en route to pick up
a shirt from her home. The half-naked woman reportedly used the
machinery’s arm and bucket to climb inside her upper-level
apartment. “We can’t make stuff like this up,” Police Lt. Doug
Otto told the newspaper. Authorities said Houston stole the front-end
loader Sunday morning from a business around six miles away from her
apartment. Police arrested Houston on suspicion of criminal mischief
and criminal endangerment. (https://goo.gl/w68NfQ)

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An
Arizona man played “strip Uno” with a pair of underage girls,
according to cops who arrested him on a felony sex crimes charge.
23-year-old Kikin Rodriguez is locked up on $100,000 bond following
his bust last week by Phoenix police. According to a probable cause
statement, Rodriguez confessed to having repeated “consensual”
sexual contact with a 14-year-old girl and playing “strip Uno”
with the teenage victim and a 12-year-old child. Rodriguez reportedly
told cops that the 14-year-old girl “removed all of her clothing
during the game,” adding that the other minor “won the game and
did not remove any of her clothing.” (https://goo.gl/eJHgua)

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