Monday October 8, 2018

Show Notes for Monday October 8, 2018

It's a #MovieStarMonday with Michael Jr. (War Room) We'll talk about his comedy PLUS hos special event NEXT THURSDAY all over the nation. MORE THAN FUNNY will be on the big screen on Thursday, October 18th. www.MoreThanFunnyMovie.com

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY!!! (A special thank you to NationalDayCalendar.com)


October 8th
National Fluffernutter Day
National Pierogi Day
American Touch Tag Day
National Online Bank Day – Second Monday in October
National Kick Butt Day – Second Monday in October
Native American Day – Second Monday in October

Columbus Day – Second Monday in October

"The achievement of one goal should be the starting point of another." --Alexander Graham Bell

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A Florida man is facing charges after deputies say he tried to outsmart a urine test. According to an arrest report, 36-year-old Charles Bickford showed up at a probation office in Hudson on Thursday for court-mandated color-code urinalysis testing. Inside, he met with the probation officer who has supervised him for the past seven months. During the urine test, the officer noticed Bickford had attached a clear plastic squirt bottle to his genitals using a rubber band. Deputies say it was “a willful attempt to defraud the validity of the lawfully administered urine drug screening.” An arrest report called it a violation of a condition of his active felony drug offender probation. His probation officer told him to stay in the testing lab so he could get help from another officer. Deputies say Bickford refused and pushed his officer so he could escape the lab. According to an arrest report, he then tried to push past a second probation officer in the hallway. He is now facing charges for battery on a probation officer and resisting arrest with violence.  (https://goo.gl/KUFXQ5)

BIG SCREEN-LITTLE SCREEN:  Brought to you by ChannelSurferTV.com... TV with a LOWER monthly fee! Frank Sinatra’s widow is auctioning off several items that belonged to the late singer. (https://goo.gl/Pw84ny) Emma Stone confirmed that she’s going to star in Paul McCartney’s next video. (https://goo.gl/xniRtj) Louis CK performed another surprise set in New York City and several fans walked out during his set. (https://goo.gl/TpjjSD)
Cheyenne Floyd, star of “Teen Mom: OG,” is being criticized because she’s not really 
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An international study found that kids who play violent video games like “Grand Theft Auto” and “Call Of Duty” are more likely to exhibit violent behavior. (https://goo.gl/i1xegW)

A tractor trailer full of cows overturned on a Georgia Highway and caused long delays Tuesday. It’s unclear what caused the accident, 89 Cows were immediately recovered but 70 escaped. (https://goo.gl/a9XARY)

A former New York City Principal who was fired after authorities found x-rated selfies on her computer has settled with the Department of Education for $210,000.
(https://goo.gl/tHZ6mZ)

A video of Mick Jagger dancing his face off at a party in Paris has gone viral. (https://goo.gl/roSS41)

A new report claims that Russian Hackers wrote negative reviews for “Star Wars: The Last Jedi.”
(https://goo.gl/QNWGoF)



NETFLIX is going to allow users to choose how a story will end when they’re streaming a show. (https://goo.gl/nAchKW)

FUN FACT FOR YOU: 
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Ancient Greeks came up with the idea of cyclops after they found a fossil of a mammoth, and had no idea what it was.
The Grandiloquent Word of the Day



LINK TO TODAY'S WORD - Grandiloquent Words

Quanked (KWAYNK'd)
Adjective:
-Overpowered by fatigue.
-To have the strength reduced or exhausted, as by labor or exertion; become fatigued; be sleepy.

Origin uncertain

Used in a sentence:
“After sprunting all weekend, then frooncing to get my chores done, I’m well quanked.”

Quanked is a condition in which one's energy and vitality has been consumed. One who is quanked has used up his or her bodily or mental resources, usually because of arduous or long-sustained effort. To feel quanked at the end of the day; quanked after a hard run; feeling rather quanked; quanked by a long vigil.

WEIRD NEWS:A Kansas McDonald’s worker has been charged with one count of
aggravated battery of a law enforcement officer for allegedly putting cleaner in a deputy’s drink. 22-year-old Trevor Hockaday was charged Wednesday by Allen County police for putting a peroxide-based cleaner usually used to clean the restaurant’s counters in an Allen County deputy’s drink on Sept. 12th. According to investigators, the deputy picked up the food from the McDonald’s drive-thru while Hockaday was working. Officials say a short time after drinking the beverage, the deputy experienced flu-like symptoms. A Country Sheriff said, “He thought he caught the bug, but we found out two weeks later when an employee came forward and told the police department.” A co-worker of Hockaday’s reportedly came forward and said Hockaday added “four little squirts” of the cleaner to the cop’s beverage. (https://goo.gl/kepmnf)

MOMENT OF DUH:While dining Saturday at a Florida cafĂ©, Pedgie Georges thought it would be funny to send her boyfriend a text falsely claiming that “people were robbing the restaurant.” But what the 22-year-old woman did not anticipate when planning her “prank” was that her beau would call 9-1-1 to report that an armed robbery was in progress at Alabon Bakery, a Fort Pierce eatery specializing in Haitian cooking. After receiving the 9-1-1 call, cops raced to the restaurant, running red lights with their sirens blaring. With their weapons drawn, officers subsequently entered the business and discovered no crime in progress. But they did find Georges, who explained that she texted her boyfriend “as a prank that people were robbing the restaurant.” Since she had “created a dangerous environment” that could have resulted in harm to police or members of the public, Georges was arrested for misuse of the 9-1-1 system.(https://goo.gl/uRWR3q)
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A Sebastian man was arrested after he reported a murder by bringing a skull to a grocery store and using it as a hand puppet FLORIDA - (https://goo.gl/M8gTBe)

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