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Thursday December 27, 2018
IS IT A GOLF COURSE... OR IS IT A REHAB CENTER!
BRAIN ON DRUGS:
Brad Pitt slammed charges that his charity only helped Hurricane Katrina Victims for the publicity. (https://pge.sx/2BtGg0r)
George Lucas topped the annual Forbes survey of America’s wealthiest celebrities, clocking in with a net worth of $5.4 billion dollars. Kylie Jenner made the list for the first time with a net worth of $900 million. (https://bit.ly/2EGPQkw)
Peter Billingsley, the child actor who played “Ralphie” in “A Christmas Story,” says he still watches the movie around the holidays. (https://pge.sx/2ExL3Bg)
A California homeowner has won the internet with his Mariah Carey themed Christmas (https://hrld.us/2Rf77HK)
A study by North Carolina State University found that chimpanzees have cleaner beds than human beds. (https://bit.ly/2EtLMmX)
A robot security guard has begun regular patrols at a Los Angeles mall. (https://bit.ly/2PJ8Yzr)
A video has gone viral of a fist fight at a Texas Donut Shop. (https://bit.ly/2QYXZ9J)
Doctors in Texas have no idea why a girl’s inoperable brain tumor disappeared but they’re calling it a miracle. And there are no jokes, we just wanted you to know that good things still happen in this world. (https://bit.ly/2Gto0dh)
A Russian man who was set to participate in the world’s first head transplant CANCELED his surgery after falling in love with a girl. (https://bit.ly/2SZfdBt)
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A South Carolina man is accused of setting a Summerville home and his neighbors' Christmas decor on fire. News outlets report 29-year-old Cameron Lewis Baun was arrested Friday and charged with arson. Summerville police say officers responded then to reports of someone lighting several neighbors' personal property on fire. Police say Baun was detained for setting fire to Christmas ornaments and igniting a decoration of a snowman at another home. Police say Summerville Fire Rescue also responded and fought a house fire believed to have been started by Baun. A police report says Baun also is accused of breaking into a garage of another home and trying to set it on fire as well. (https://bit.ly/2BnCUfA)
A Florida man is accused of stealing a Christmas wreath off of the front door of a home and hanging it outside his own home. News outlets report 55-year-old Angel Hugo Soles Romaguera is facing burglary and petit theft charges in the Dec. 7th incident that was captured on a Ring front-door camera. Hialeah police Lt. Eddie Rodriguez tells WPLG that Romaguera turned himself in Tuesday night after learning that police were searching for him. Investigators had spotted the wreath hanging outside his home, which is about four miles from the victim's house. Romaguera was held on a $10,500 bond. Jail records don't list an attorney for him. (https://at.wftv.com/2Saqyyv)
A female Congressional candidate claimed that she communicated telepathically with extra terrestrials FLORIDA - (https://bit.ly/2PEZjKk)
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