Wednesday December 26, 2018
IS IT A GOLF COURSE... OR IS IT A REHAB CENTER!
BRAIN ON DRUGS:
Bachelor alum Nikki Ferrell and husband Tyler Vanloo have split after two years of marriage. The couple no longer follows each other on Instagram. (http://goo.gl/JKEuhV)
Ronan Farrow celebrated his 31st birthday in New York City at party where he wore a bow tie paired with an adult onesie. (http://goo.gl/epXx5F)
Vanderpump Rules star Jax Taylor has dropped 42 pounds.
Meghan Markle visited a London Nursing Home and showed off her baby bump while she sang to the residents. (https://dailym.ai/2R8kauw)
A South Carolina man was arrested for arson after he set fire to his neighbor’s christmas ornaments. He also threatened to blow up someone’s Frosty the Snowman. (https://bit.ly/2SB23KD)
The Queen of England held her annual Christmas Lunch at Buckingham Palace Wednesday and the entire Royal Family was in attendance.
The TSA is estimating that 46 million people will fly over the Christmas Holiday. (https://bit.ly/2A5jDj7)
The New York Stock Exchange is currently on pace for its worst December since the Great Depression. (https://cnb.cx/2EyT0XN)
A study by Britain’s Royal Statistical Society found that 90.5% of all plastic waste does not get recycled. (https://bit.ly/2R5FAZ1)
Share this with your friends... they'll think you're really smart!
-The last hole to which one is able to stretch their belt at a Christmas dinner. (Shouldn't there be a thanksgiving hole?)
From Yule - from Old English gēol(a) ‘Christmas Day’; compare with Old Norse jól, originally applied to a heathen festival lasting twelve days, later to Christmas.
Used in a sentence:
"This year I need to add a whole new Yule hole to my belt… or just wear my Yule sweatpants!"
“Blow it out your Yule Hole Uncle Wilfred!”
The Grandiloquent Word of the Day Calendars are still available to deliver before the first of the year!https://gwotd-2019-calendars.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders
Two remarkable calendars – grandiloquent words with definitions, period illustrations, daily holidays, and more!
Polk County deputies are looking for a thief who stuffed a foot-long sandwich down his pants and walked out of a convenience store last month. That's right: A foot-long sub, in his pants. Deputies say at about 8:45 p.m. on Sunday, Nov. 25th the suspect walked into a Marathon gas station. There he grabbed a foot-long sandwich and stowed it in his trousers. He then purchased a drink and left without paying for the sandwich. He fled on a bicycle. Local police are asking anyone who might have information on the suspect to contact them immediately.
Bradenton Police caught two 10-year-old kids driving their parents car to
McDonald’s after they were ratted out to police by a man who was also
driving a stolen car ….. FAKE NEWS
School Installs Vending Machine That Dispenses Free Books to Kids Who Read