John
does a #ComedyCall with the one and only Gallagher! He's WAY MORE
than a guy that smashed watermelons (althought he does that too...
with his sledge-O-matic) he's actually a very smart inventor, poet
and even musician!
Learn more at gallaghersmash.com
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January
23
National
Pie Day
National
Handwriting Day
Library
Shelfie Day
SURVEYS,
STUDIES & SUCH!
If
your throat is getting scratchy, you might be better off reaching for
a Hersey bar over cough syrup. At least that’s what one leading
expert (University of Hull) is advising — as he says that chocolate
is better for a cough and respiratory problems than standard
medicine.
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Pennsylvania man allegedly left two pounds of marijuana in the back
seat of an Uber — and was arrested after he tried to get the ganja
back from undercover state troopers. When 21-year-old Malik Mollett
hailed an Uber near Pittsburgh in late December, he left behind his
bag containing the weed. Mollet had contacted Uber, which reached out
to the driver about the missing bag. The unidentified driver called
police earlier this month after finding the load of marijuana sealed
in plastic inside the bag. A trooper with the Pennsylvania State
Police then posed as the Uber driver on Jan. 9th and called Mollett
to set up a meeting to return the bag to him. The trooper texted
Mollett a photo of the bag and Mollet confirmed it was his. The two
made arrangements to meet up at a McDonald’s. When Mollett arrived
at the McDonald’s, the undercover trooper went inside and gave him
the carrier. Then another trooper entered the fast-food joint and
quickly arrested Mollet. (https://nyp.st/2CmVVPv)
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Pete
Davidson addressed his suicide scare on this week’s episode of
“Saturday Night Live.” (https://pge.sx/2W6alNe)
M. Night Shyamalan scored his fifth number one movie after Glass brought in $47 million over the holiday weekend. (https://yhoo.it/2S1zb1t)
WAYNE is a new YouTube Original from the guys who wrote Deadpool. In this gritty and sometimes bloody tale, sixteen year-old Wayne sets out on a dirt bike with his new crush Del to take back the 1978 Pontiac Trans Am that was stolen from his father before he died. It is Wayne and Del against the world. WAYNE will star Mark McKenna (“Sing Street,” “Kat and Alfie: Redwater”) as “Wayne” and Ciara Bravo (“Big Time Rush,” “Red Band Society”) as “Del.” Joshua J. Williams (“Mudbound”) will also recur as “Orlando”.
Sports Illustrated has postponed publication of its Swimsuit Issue from February to May. (https://nyp.st/2Mj2UO1)
A
video has gone viral of three women twerking on the roof of their SUV
as it drove down a Missouri Highway. Police were called but the girls
did not receive any fines. (https://bit.ly/2sx2g6L)
A
Cyber Security firm discovered 770 million email addresses and
passwords inside a hacking forum. (https://bit.ly/2Hf3E7V)
Reeses is selling a Valentine’s Day Bouquet that’s made entirely of peanut butter cups. (https://bit.ly/2SYriXL)
Natural Light Beer is donating $10 million dollars towards student loan debt.
The company released a statement saying in part that, “They want to help students remember college fondly.” (https://bit.ly/2CrtK1X)
A hotel dishwasher in Miami was awarded a $21 million dollar settlement after her boss violated her religious rights by forcing her to work on Sundays.
(https://bit.ly/2FDOcjk)
A dog interrupted a soccer match in England after it ran onto the field. (https://bit.ly/2FxR02e)
The FDA is threatening to pull e-cigarettes from stores if they continue to market their product towards teenagers. (https://nyp.st/2Hnsent)
The human family tree has gotten a new member after a DNA test confirmed the existence of a “missing link.” (https://bit.ly/2FNqocV)
FUN
FACT FOR YOU:
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study in shades of grey is the REAL name of the famous picture most
know as Whistlers Mother.
FEAR
THIS.... FUN WITH PHOBIAS!
Gamophobia…
Fear of marriage
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Police say a burglar is in custody after a wild crime spree in Hoboken last Wednesday that had a number of twists and turns along the way. It all started when authorities say the man, wearing a construction jacket, broke into a pizzeria through the roof. He tried to break an ATM to steal cash but was unsuccessful, then went into the back and took two dozen bottles of Snapple. The suspect tried using a fire extinguisher to break out through the front door, only to find the roll-down gate closed, so he was trapped. He climbed back up, crawled through a common attic, and dropped into the nail salon next door, then proceeded to steal some money from the salon. Upon realizing he was trapped in that location, he climbed back up into the crawl space and went into the liquor store next to the nail salon. After stealing liquor from the store, he broke a 6-foot hole and went into a dollar store, where he was unable to escape. In the end, police say he drank the liquor and fell asleep on a shelf. The dollar store proprietor found him at about 10:00 a.m. and called police.(https://7ny.tv/2DmxEeg)
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Police say a burglar is in custody after a wild crime spree in Hoboken last Wednesday that had a number of twists and turns along the way. It all started when authorities say the man, wearing a construction jacket, broke into a pizzeria through the roof. He tried to break an ATM to steal cash but was unsuccessful, then went into the back and took two dozen bottles of Snapple. The suspect tried using a fire extinguisher to break out through the front door, only to find the roll-down gate closed, so he was trapped. He climbed back up, crawled through a common attic, and dropped into the nail salon next door, then proceeded to steal some money from the salon. Upon realizing he was trapped in that location, he climbed back up into the crawl space and went into the liquor store next to the nail salon. After stealing liquor from the store, he broke a 6-foot hole and went into a dollar store, where he was unable to escape. In the end, police say he drank the liquor and fell asleep on a shelf. The dollar store proprietor found him at about 10:00 a.m. and called police.(https://7ny.tv/2DmxEeg)
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Apparently,
it’s not just in Hollywood that people return to the scene of the
crime. Largo, Florida police say they arrested a man who tried,
unsuccessfully, to rob two banks before returning to the first one.
Police said in a Facebook post Ronald Massey tried to enter the Bank
of America on Wednesday morning, but found the bank wasn’t open
yet. Massey wore a mask while trying to open the bank’s door around
8:20 a.m., but then rode away on his bicycle when he could not get
inside. Employees of the bank called police to report the incident.
About 40 minutes later and roughly a quarter-mile south of the Bank
of America, police got another reporter of an attempted robbery.
Massey went to the BB&T bank where he tried to get money using a
knife, but safety glass at the bank forced him to leave empty handed.
Tellers behind the safety glass left the area to call police. That’s
when Massey went back to the Bank of America. There, he was met by a
Largo police officer, who was taking a report, and was
arrested.
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