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Steve Carell is going to star in a Netflix comedy about the making of President Trump’s “Space Force.” (https://nyp.st/2FwS5aP)
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A Pentagon report revealed that China is on the verge of fielding some of the most modern weapon systems ever seen. The report says China continues to strengthen its “military space capabilities.” (https://nyp.st/2QUevnC)
Prostitutes in Amsterdam’s Red Light District are complaining about tourists who pose for selfies in front of them. (https://nyp.st/2W9NVug)
Apple is developing a new technology that enables smartphones to detect strokes. (https://nyp.st/2HmpRBd)
The nation’s animal shelters are being inundated with a surplus of mini-pigs which, unbeknownst to the people who adopt them, grow to be 200 pounds.
A fire damaged the Washington Studios of CNN Sunday and caused other networks to move production. (https://bit.ly/2TXNn98)
Prince Phillip was warned by UK police for driving without a seatbelt following his car accident on Friday. (https://pge.sx/2CvTsma)
The world’s oldest man has died in Tokyo at the age of 113. (https://bit.ly/2FGcrhM)
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According to cops who busted him on a grand theft charge, an accused thief claimed that he swiped a pair of Jack Russell terriers for “therapy” reasons. Police allege that 28-year-old Parker Capparelli snatched the animals from their pens on a property in Trilby, Florida. The dog heist occurred around 1:15 a.m. last Tuesday. Capparelli subsequently told an associate that he took the terriers "for therapy reason," adding that he “had not been around a dog in two months and one of them looked like a dog he used to own.” When sheriff’s deputies located Capparelli, he had possession of the dogs. Capparelli reportedly copped to entering the 73-year-old victim’s property and letting the terriers out of their pens, but claimed “the dogs followed him off of the property.” Capparelli was arrested for grand theft. It was the second time in a month that he was nabbed on a felony charge. According to court records, Capparelli was busted in mid-December after allegedly trying to cash $20,000 worth of stolen checks.
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