TOO BAD FOR RADIO!!!


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other shows, but we choose not to air them. I know there are some who want 
to hear this... so here you go. Some funny... and DISTURBING stuff we didn't 
put on the radio! ;-) 


A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child. According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 p.m. Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown Clearwater. They were both subsequently arrested on a felony charge of lewd and lascivious exhibition for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct in the presence of the minor. Roscillo and Kellogg are each being held in the county lockup in lieu of $10,000 bond. After being read his rights, Kellogg reportedly admitted to having sex in public with Roscillo, adding that she “did have his penis in her hand multiple times.” Kellogg, cops reported, apologized and said that he knew the Thanksgiving night encounter “was wrong.”
(https://bit.ly/33F5dlC)

A 23-year-old lady named Halima Juma was arrested with twenty-three ATM cards allegedly tucked inside her private parts. Police in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, said they suspected her of stealing money from bank users after illegally obtaining their ATM cards. Halima was reportedly arrested last Tuesday at a bank ATM gallery in the Mbagala area of Dar es Salaam, when a bank official saw her use different ATM cards of the same bank to withdraw money from ATMs. “After being busted, Halima tried to escape, but she was cornered by the bank’s security guards, who handed her over to police,” the medium repo
rted. “A body search conducted on her yielded twenty-three ATM cards that had been hidden in her private parts. (https://bit.ly/2OHiTsh)

A female judge in Kentucky has been accused of having threesomes in her chambers and allowing employees to get drunk on the job. Family Court Judge Dawn Gentry allegedly gave attorneys preferential treatment if they appeased her sexual demands and donated to her campaigns for re-election. The 38-year-old has now been hit with nine misconduct charges. According to an investigation by the Kentucky Judicial Conduct Commission, she flirted with attorneys over Snapchat, put pressure on them to sleep with her and, in one case, asked a female attorney to join her in a threesome with her former church pastor turned lover. On one occasion, she and the former pastor are said to have had a threesome with her secretary. Gentry serves as a family court judge for Kenton County which is south of the Kentucky-Ohio state line near Cincinnati. According to people who complained to the commission, she constantly used the courthouse as a fun house to have sex. The judge is now waiting for a disciplinary hearing, which is due to happen in the next two or three months. She denies the allegations. Gentry filed for divorce from her husband in April this year. They took the case to a different county and asked for the records to be sealed. (https://dailym.ai/345KkQI)

A Gold Coast Australian woman working as a deckhand aboard a luxury charter boat has pleaded guilty to negligence, after admitting to having drunken sex with her captain as the unmanned yacht ran aground. The court heard 26-year-old Cheya Handley admit to drinking alcohol and engaging in intercourse on the bow of the 80-foot Crystal Blue with 46-year-old skipper Jeremy “JJ” Piggott as the pair were returning the charter vessel from Brisbane to the Gold Coast on March 3rd last year. The boat reportedly collided with a moored yacht and hit a navigation beacon on the 83-kilometre journey, causing an estimated $140,000 in damage. The court was told an inebriated Mr. Piggott had attempted to steer the boat via remote control while the pair were intimate. He had also deliberately lowered the boat's mast to ensure a mounted CCTV camera did not record the pair's activities at the front of the boat. Ms. Handley pleaded guilty to one count of risking the safety of a person or vessel. She was placed on a “$1,000 good behaviour bond” for six months.(https://bit.ly/2YxYBVu)

American Airlines is embroiled in controversy after a woman reported she was asked to change out of her “Hail Satan” T-shirt or get kicked off a plane. 49-year-old Swati Runi Goyal was approached by a member of the flight crew before a trip from Florida to Las Vegas who asked her to bring her belongings to the front of the plane. Goyal, thinking she and her husband were being upgraded to first class, was shocked to learn the crew was offended by her T-shirt. “We initially just thought it was a joke,” Goyal told BuzzFeed News. “People usually laugh at it.” Goyal reportedly purchased the T-shirt to support the Satanic Temple, a recognized, non-theistic church and free speech organization best known for protesting the Christian right. Rather than get kicked off the flight, though, Goyal put a layer on over her shirt. She said she was “humiliated” by the ordeal. Goyal said she reached out to American Airlines and was told the company had “policies in place to ensure that no passengers are subjected to objectionable situations while on board.” After Goyal went public with her complaint, the company responded on Twitter, saying, “Discrimination has no place at American Airlines.” (https://bit.ly/2qwOBz0)

Ugandan man whose farts kill mosquitos has been hired by an extermination company to create a bug repellent. (https://bit.ly/2ROT4Iq)

Emily Ratajkowski sported a tattoo on her arm at the premiere of “Uncut Gems” that said “F HARVEY WEINSTEIN.” (https://pge.sx/2RPbPLZ)

The director of King County’s coordinating agency for homelessness is on paid leave following a dancer’s strip show at the agency’s annual conference last Monday. Performer BeyoncĂ© Black St. James danced topless in a sheer bodysuit, gave lap dances, and kissed attendees. Kira Zylstra, organizer of the conference at South Seattle College, has been placed on leave as of Thursday, according to Denise Rothleutner, chief of staff for the King County Department of Community and Human Services. The department declined to comment further because of the active investigation. Zylstra has led All Home, King County’s coordinating agency homeless services, since January 2018. But her job could soon become obsolete as Seattle and King County prepare to replace All Home, which has been criticized as weak and ineffective, with a new regional authority on homelessness. (https://bit.ly/2thCvuB)

Maitland Ward says she makes more money doing porn than she did working for Disney. (https://bit.ly/2PuDqQY)

Police report that a Florida Man is behind bars on a pair of criminal charges after allegedly committing a lewd act in the toy section of a Walmart. According to investigators, 19-year-old Elias Flor was spotted “masturbating on the back” of a woman who was looking at merchandise along with her 12-year-old son. Flor, cops say, entered the Walmart in Winter Haven around 6:30 PM Friday evening and strolled around the store before going into the restroom. Upon exiting the bathroom, Flor headed for the toy section, where the victim was shopping with the boy. After pacing the aisle, Flor “unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis, and approached the victim” from behind, according to a police affidavit. Getting to within an “arm’s reach” of the woman -- who was “facing away from him shopping” -- Flor masturbated until he ejaculated “on the pants of the victim.” The child, who was standing next to a shopping cart, witnessed Flor’s vile act and “attempted to alarm his mother.” By the time Winter Haven cops arrived, the suspect had left the store. The incident, police say, “was captured on video at a distance” by store surveillance cameras. Flor was eventually arrested on a pair criminal charges and booked into the Polk County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $25,500 bond. (https://bit.ly/35G0GS1)