We try to produce a family friendly radio show... these stories were carried on
other shows, but we choose not to air them. I know there are some who want to hear this... so here you go. Some funny... and DISTURBING stuff we didn'tput on the radio! ;-)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Goop” website sold out of a candle that smells like her vagina. (https://bit.ly/2TglFas)
Here’s a strange but apparently true story about the 1960’s TV show, “Batman.” The Catholic League Of Decency once asked Burt Ward, the man who played Batman’s sidekick Robin, to take pills that would shrink the size of the bulge in his pants. (https://bit.ly/2Nepvgz)
A Kentucky Family Judge was suspended after she had a threesome in the courtroom with two employees. (https://nbcnews.to/2uBTmsZ)
A former Charlotte strip club is being turned into a Gospel Music Concert Hall. (https://bit.ly/36UcKzu)
A Mexican man was hospitalized for an erection that lasted three days after he took a bull stimulant. (https://bit.ly/2RaFPA9)
73-year-old Suzanne Somers says her sex life is still going strong and she has up to eight orgasms in a couple of hours. (https://cbsloc.al/2ReWQZX)
It appears to be a case of a man getting wood at the sight of a wooden fence. An elderly couple told a Scottish court this week they were surprised to see a man – who appeared to be drunk – pull his pants down, masturbate, and simulate having sex with a fence and the hood of a minibus. 36-year-old David Bruce denies he committed an offence of public indecency on May 25th. 76-year-old George Nisbet told the court that he was walking his dog that day when the incident occurred and went inside his house. From an upstairs window, he and his wife Kathleen Nisbet witnessed the man urinating against a wooden fence. “He then started rubbing his private parts up and down on the fence. It was as if he was trying to have sex with the fence,” said George Nisbet. “He threw himself in front of a minibus and started rubbing himself on it like he had been doing with the fence.” 47-year-old Don Simpson, who drove the eight-seat minibus, noticed a man who appeared very intoxicated on his route. “He dropped his trousers and they fell to his ankles,” Simpson told the court. “He clambered onto the bonnet and started simulating sex.” The trial resumes on February 3rd. (https://bit.ly/2tYA6Fn)
A man spent three days in a hospital with an agonizing erection after taking Viagra designed for bulls. The man, who has not been identified, bought the stimulant in the Mexican state of Veracruz. He took it after arranging to meet a 30-year-old woman, and ended up requiring urgent surgery. A doctor who treated him said: “He was hospitalized in the Specialized Hospital 270 of the city of Reynosa.” “He had taken a sexual stimulant which he had bought in Veracruz, used by farmers in that region to invigorate bulls for insemination.” His current condition is not known, and the name of the stimulant was not reported. The hospital shared a picture of the man on a hospital bed prior to treatment. (https://bit.ly/35RgJf0)
An Oklahoma teacher was arrested for having a threesome in her home with a male student and a second female teacher. (https://bit.ly/2tfEQXy)
A Russian toy shop is selling a children’s doll that wears a dress but has male genitalia. (https://bit.ly/2R214VT)
A deaf man is suing “PornHub” because their site doesn’t include close captioning or any other means of getting the dialogue. (https://bit.ly/2sEfvWJ)
A Cyber Security Survey found that a Massive Data Breach has exposed the bank details of 4,000 porn stars.(https://bit.ly/2sK7VtI)
A Canadian company is selling a penis scented candle in response to the vagina scented candle Gwyneth Paltrow was selling on her website.
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A Texas lingerie enthusiast already facing a felony robbery charge was arrested yesterday and charged with swiping 21 teddys, anal beads, lubricant, and a pair of heels from an adult boutique in Houston. Police charge that 23-year-old Jaquan Thompson boosted the items during a grab-and-run incident Monday evening at the Katz Boutique, which advertises itself as “your premier destination for Fashion, Fantasy, & Fun!” Thompson allegedly took the lingerie and other items from the checkout counter and bolted from the store with the hot merchandise, which police valued at $1,100. He is also accused of stealing “one fireman pump” from the adult store, though a criminal complaint, sadly, offers no further description of that device. He was subsequently collared by Harris County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who booked him into jail on a misdemeanor theft count. Citing a “spate of recent cases,” a magistrate judge yesterday declined to set bond for Thompson, who was arrested in June 2019 on a felony robbery with bodily injury charge. (https://bit.ly/36mLqJ7)
A woman was caught twerking naked on top of a car in Austin, Texas — and then spit on an officer who ordered her to come down. A police officer was responding to a fight between two women when he found one suspect inside the H-E-B grocery store and another — 31-year-old Kisa Trinee Taylor — doing a “sexually provocative dance” on top of a parked car. The officer demanded that Taylor get down — but she instead removed her pants and continued twerking, completely nude from the waist down. Once Taylor did get down from the car, the officer detained her in his patrol vehicle. As the officer spoke with her through an open window, Taylor intentionally spit in his face. She was charged with harassment of a public servant, a third-degree felony. Taylor is listed as bonded out from the Travis County Jail. (https://bit.ly/2TU2fbJ)
According to new reports, a graffiti artist suspected of spraying numerous surfaces in Arizona with the words “Penis Man” was arrested last week. Dustin Shomer was busted Thursday for allegedly spreading his tag throughout Tempe and Arizona State University — covering traffic poles, abandoned buildings, and traffic light poles with the vulgar phrase. The 38-year-old suspect was slapped with aggravated criminal damage, criminal damage, and criminal trespassing charges. Following the arrest, Shomer created a GoFundMe page to assist in his legal fees. “I’m broke and have lost my job,” he wrote. He added, “I need help with legal fees to defend myself against Tempe PD. I’ve got bad PTSD and had an AR-15 in my face two days ago. That sh– was real scary.” By early Monday, Shomer had actually raised just over $1,600 of his $10,000 goal. (https://bit.ly/38AFopQ)
A former Drexel University professor faces criminal charges after allegedly stealing $185,000 in research grant money and using it at adult entertainment venues and on purchases for iTunes, meals, and other expenses. 57-year-old Chikaodinaka Nwankpa was charged this week with theft by unlawful taking and theft by deception, both felonies. Nwankpa is the former chairman of the university's Engineering Department. It was unclear how the grant money was earmarked to be used. "Mr. Nwankpa inappropriately and criminally diverted tens of thousands of dollars that were allocated for research purposes toward his own private enjoyment. He betrayed Drexel University and tuition-paying students he was paid to educate," District Attorney Larry Krasner said. Nwankpa's alleged spending was noticed when an audit showed multiple unauthorized and "no receipt" purchases between 2010 and 2017, according to the release. The professor tried to pass off strip club expenses as catering and food costs. (https://cnn.it/30MKCfp)
A Texas man has been arrested for stealing twenty-one items from an adult boutique. According to the arrest report, the guy had lingerie, lubricant, and something called a “FIREMAN PUMP.” (https://bit.ly/2Uffrs7)
Porn Star Jesse Jane was arrested in Oklahoma for biting and smacking her husband. Police say the couple had been drinking before she attacked him. (https://bit.ly/2uYqdrW)
A New Mexico man arrested in a prostitution sting agreed to give an undercover cop a Chili’s hamburger in return for sex. Police say that Dominic Calderon, a 36-year-old registered sex offender, was collared last Tuesday night after riding his bicycle up to the female officer, who was standing on an Albuquerque sidewalk. After Calderon and the cop agreed on $80 as the price for a sexual encounter, Calderon asked the undercover cop for her phone number, explaining that he “did not get paid until Friday.” Noticing that Calderon was carrying a bag of food from Chili’s, the vice cop asked what was inside. Calderon replied that it was a hamburger, prompting the undercover to propose a barter deal. “I told Dominic that my fee could be the burger.” When Calderon agreed to the swap, he was arrested for patronizing prostitutes. (https://bit.ly/2uWGwFP)
A Rhode Island man accidentally shot himself in the scrotum while sitting on his bed. Providence police officers found 22-year-old Edward Martinez in a hallway wearing no pants with a gunshot wound to his scrotum Thursday night. Martinez told police he took his pants off after he fired the gun and located the wound, the Providence Journal reported. He was taken to Rhode Island Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Police seized three guns that were found inside Martinez’s bedroom, including a semi-automatic pistol on his bedside table. Commander Thomas Verdi said that he isn’t facing any criminal charges at this time. (https://fxn.ws/30ZEsZs)
A group of strippers say they didn’t get to take home a million dollars in tips that were seen on the ground of a Miami strip club in a viral video that was taken after the Super Bowl. (https://bit.ly/37aVSUE)
PornHub announced that its top streaming stars will be walking the runway in New York’s Fashion Week. (https://bit.ly/2GZB8EA)
