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There are places where it may be appropriate to strip down to your undies and start dancing. The middle of a street just west of U.S. 1 is not one of them. But that’s where Indian River County, Florida sheriff’s investigators went shortly after 6:00 p.m. on March 26th. Investigators arrived at a specific address after a report of an “intoxicated subject.” They were told of a woman who “appeared to be under the influence of an unknown drug, as she actively took her clothes off on the roadway.” The woman, later identified as a 25-year-old Vero Beach resident, arrived in a red pickup. “After the female stripped herself down to her underclothes, she began swinging a golf club and dancing in the middle of the roadway,” the affidavit states. She was jailed on a disorderly intoxication charge. (https://bit.ly/2UWLvAZ)
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Prince William is offering to pilot air ambulances amid the Coronavirus pandemic. (https://pge.sx/2WYX8Zg)
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A Florida man working at a hospital as a physician assistant is accused of doing something unthinkable during the COVID-19 pandemic. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says 46-year-old Rhoderick Manhattan stole emergency equipment from a hospital. Manhattan is accused of loading 54 boot covers, 26 protective over-all suits, 12 scrub jackets, 11 headcover hoods, a box of gloves, and a pair of scrubs into a silver Jaguar. Two hospital workers told investigators they saw him do it. The total cost of everything he was trying to take is about $500. The sheriff's office said the theft of medical equipment over $300 a second-degree felony-- but since the county is in a state of emergency, that makes it a first-degree felony. Manhattan was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on larceny of emergency equipment and grand theft of equipment during a state of emergency. (https://bit.ly/2JIpFuj)
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A Fort Meyers man who was busted for bringing an alligator into a Piggly Wiggly Supermarket claimed it was his therapy animal ….. FAKE NEWS
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