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According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, an argument over passing gas and a request for a “courtesy flush” after using a jail toilet led to a Florida man beating his cellmate. Deputies said 53-year-old Gilford Joseph Abshire was sharing a cell with a 65-year-old man on April 6th when the man got upset with him for passing gas. A few minutes later, around 7:30 a.m., Abshire used their shared toilet and afterward, the victim asked Abshire to provide a “courtesy flush” to help with the overwhelming odor. At that point, deputies said Abshire started kicking the victim, who was on the bottom bunk. The man got up but then Abshire grabbed him by the throat and threw him across the cell before deputies came in and detained him. The victim, who was in jail for violating his DUI and drug possession-related probation, suffered three broken ribs and a broken nose. Abshire is facing battery-related charges in connection with the incident. (https://bit.ly/3enD6hy)
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U.S. Movie Theaters are planning on welcoming back customers in late July to kick off a belated summer blockbuster season. (https://reut.rs/3eneoOg)
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A photo of a 93-year-old Pennsylvania woman who held up a sign in her window that said “I need more beer” has gone viral. (https://bit.ly/2RvkiDh)
Here’s some positive quarantine news: Al Roker’s daughter Courtney got engaged to her boyfriend Wesley Laga on Easter. (https://pge.sx/34A1aJi)
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A 70-year-old woman once completed seven marathons in seven days, across all seven continents. Chau Smith was always an avid runner, and, in 2017, she decided that for her 70th birthday, she would complete seven marathons in one week across all of the continents. Traveling made it challenging—for example, Smith made the race in Egypt just minutes before the start because her plane to Cairo was delayed. But despite the obstacles, she completed her goal.
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A video of a group of apes chain smoking at a zoo in Cambodia has gone viral.
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A naked woman jumped on top of a police car in Spain after a court appearance for violating the country’s Coronavirus stay-at-home mandate. Video posted Monday shows an unidentified blonde standing with her hands held above her head while completely nude atop a patrol car outside a police station in Torremolinos in southern Spain. The woman stripped down and hopped on top of the cruiser after being released on bail for flouting Spain’s strict lockdown mandate. The video shows that three officers soon took her back into custody. She was taken to a hospital for an evaluation. The 41-year-old was first picked up by cops after neighbors reported that a woman had been streaking during a daily tribute for emergency workers in Torremolinos. (https://bit.ly/3eoTNZN)
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The City of Lake Worth accidentally sent out a ZOMBIE ALERT on its official Facebook Page ….. FLORIDA (https://pbpo.st/2IEsx9A)
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