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Florida Woman is facing a felony charge after a video call with her
imprisoned boyfriend turned very raunchy, prompting a criminal probe
helmed by an investigator identified in court records as “Detective
Assmann.” According to a probable cause affidavit, 32-year-old
Noelle Rascati engaged in a late-March “virtual visit” with
Tathan Fields, a 26-year-old locked up in the Santa Rosa County jail.
The duo’s video encounter allegedly “became extremely sexual.”
During a law enforcement review of Fields’s jailhouse calls, an
investigator “came across” the March 25th video call between the
inmate and Rascati. Court filings do not reveal what prompted the
review, which was conducted by Detective Assmann with the local
sheriff’s office. Rascati was reportedly videotaping herself
masturbating in a bedroom and, shockingly, her young son was also in
the room. She was charged last week with engaging in lewd and
lascivious conduct in the presence of a minor, a felony.
(https://bit.ly/3fgTPDG)
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Texas strip club that tried to re-brand itself as a “restaurant
with entertainment" was forced to shut down shortly after
opening its doors at midnight Friday, the first day of Governor Greg
Abbott’s Phase One reopening plan. The plan allows retail stores,
movie theaters, malls, and restaurants to reopen with 25% capacity
after a six-week coronavirus lockdown. Club Onyx in Houston
apparently tried to circumvent the new order by promoting its adult
entertainment facility as a restaurant and vowing not to allow lap
dances or parties larger than six people, among other social
distancing measures. But shortly after the club re-opened, police and
the fire marshal raided the building and turned off the music as they
tried to determine whether the business had a restaurant license and
was allowed to re-open. The club’s owner, Eric Langan, eventually
agreed to close the facility after cops threatened to charge him —
but he’s still not convinced he can’t re-open. In an overnight
interview outside the building, Langan showed KHOU his club’s
health permit, which apparently describes the establishment as a
“full-service restaurant.” (https://bit.ly/3aWMiGM)
Authorities
say a Virginia driver dressed as Spider-Man exposed himself to a
woman at a stop light in Prince William County. The incident was
reported Friday around 7:00 a.m. at the intersection of Sudley Road
and Bulloch Drive in Manassas. According to police, a 44-year-old
woman reported that the driver of a 4-door-sedan -- dressed in a
Spider-Man costume -- made an obscene gesture to her while they were
waiting at the red light. The woman told police that the driver
rolled down his window and exposed himself to her before the light
changed and he drove away. Authorities say there any contact between
the victim and the suspect. (https://bit.ly/39rsco5)
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British study claims that men can SMELL when women are aroused.
(https://bit.ly/38r8vLN)
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An
Oregon attorney refused to pay for his pricey private lap dance at a
strip club — and then led cops on a foot chase through a train
tunnel. 38-year-old Dylan T. Vinzant, stormed out of the Sunset Strip
Gentlemen’s Club in Portland late Friday after refusing to pay in
excess of $200 for a private, 15-minute lap dance from a stripper at
the jiggle joint. “He went in there and agreed to pay over $200 for
a 15-minute dance,” Sgt. Danny DiPietro told The Post early
Tuesday. “At the end of the dance, he decided he wasn’t going to
pay. He told the dancer, ‘I’m not going to pay you’ and took
off.” It’s unclear what prompted Vinzant to allegedly not settle
his tab. Vinzant ran away from bouncers at the club after not paying
and climbed nearby fences before landing in a thicket of blackberry
bushes, leaving minor cuts to his face. The attorney then ran onto
MAX Light Rail tracks and made his way into a tunnel near US 26.
Deputies eventually caught up to him on the other side of the tunnel.
(https://bit.ly/39nP6wt)
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man is behind bars after Metro Nashville Police say he shot off part
of the penis of his mother’s fiancé during a struggle for a gun
following an altercation. Police said 19-year-old Daniel Crowder got
into an argument with the victim at their home in west Nashville just
before 1:00 a.m. on March 8th. The victim went outside to get away
from Crowder and then heard a gunshot from inside the house. He tried
to call police, but was unable and then saw Crowder walking towards
him outside with the gun raised. The victim rushed Crowder and tried
to grab the gun. The two grappled over the handgun and during the
struggle the gun fired. Police said the bullet hit the victim in the
“tip of the penis.” The victim then ran off as Crowder continued
to shoot at him. Crowder fled the scene but was arrested four days
later on March 12th. He was charged with aggravated assault and
booked in jail. (https://bit.ly/38Wt2rD)
Despite
warnings about “social distancing,” a couple decided to have sex
in public outside a Florida hospital, according to cops who busted
the duo on a pair of criminal charges. As detailed in arrest
affidavits, 45-year-old Ann Marie Tucker and 37-year-old Albert
Singletary were “found to be exposing sexual organs in plain view
of the public” across from St. Anthony’s Hospital in St.
Petersburg. The pair were flattening the curve one evening “in
close proximity to a no trespassing sign,” police report.
Singletary’s “penis, testicles, and buttocks were displayed
within view” of nearby citizens, while Tucker’s vagina was also
on view earlier this month. They were each charged with trespassing
and exposure of sexual organs, both misdemeanors. According to court
records, Tucker pleaded guilty to both counts and was sentenced to
ten days in the county jail. Singletary, who has been in custody
since his arrest, is being held in lieu of $300 bond.
(https://bit.ly/38SptCM)
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British sex toy company called “Silicone Lovers” reportedly has
sex dolls so realistic that you can’t tell the difference between
them and a real woman.
Social
distancing be damned—Portland will not go without its strippers,
even during a global pandemic. Lucky Devil Lounge is bringing its
dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it's calling—
wait for it— “Boober Eats.” “I originally did it at first as
a joke,” says club owner Shon Boulden, “and it got 150 shares on
Facebook—like nothing we've ever had before. So, I was like, 'Well,
why don't we just try to do this?’” Lucky Devil has a full food
menu and non-alcoholic drinks available for delivery. The process is
similar to many the home drop-off systems that have sprung up
overnight as a way for restaurants and breweries to continue
operating during the health crisis. The twist comes when your food
shows up. Instead of being greeted a harried driver in jeans and a
hoodie, your meal is hand-delivered by two dancers. “They'll wear
pasties and booty shorts, drop off the food, dance for a second, and
then we'll move along,” Boulden says. “We'll still stay a
reasonable distance back. They have Lysol as well.”
(https://bit.ly/3948rlB)
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Collier County woman was arrested for having relations with her dogs
after her boyfriend leaked a video to police
(https://bit.ly/2U3k1FM)
The
makers of Real Doll are raffling off the most technologically
advanced sex doll they’ve ever made. (https://bit.ly/2xJdGdg)
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growing number of dominatrixes are being forced to close because of
the Coronavirus lockdown. (https://bit.ly/2ULv1eA)
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study by the National Library of Scotland found that the world’s
first use of the F-word occurred in 1568 when a bored college student
wrote it into a manuscript. (http://dailym.ai/2X9u29E)
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Texas couple claims they’ve both fallen in love with a sex doll
after buying it to save their marriage.(https://bit.ly/2VsIiYJ)
Police
in the Czech Republic have ordered a nudist colony to wear masks
during the Corona outbreak. (https://cnn.it/3cjJFzW)
Sex
toys have become Colombia’s hottest commodities during the
Coronavirus Lockdown. (https://tmsnrt.rs/3ci978H)
Bachelor
star Colton Underwood says in his new book that erections were common
while filming the show. (https://pge.sx/2JOpgqa)
Court
records show that a threesome did not have a happy ending when the
two male participants got into a bloody fight that landed one of them
in a South Carolina jail on multiple criminal charges. According to
a sheriff’s report, Michael Charles and Michelle Fleming, both
47-years-old, share a residence in Duncan. Charles told cops he and
Fleming are “roommates with benefits,” a characterization that
Fleming did not dispute. Charles said that he invited 40-year-old
Brian Alden to the home to “hang out and possibly have a threesome
with him and Fleming.” Fleming told investigators that Charles “had
invited Alden over to fulfill a sexual fantasy.” However, things
turned sour and Charles and Alden engaged in a physical
confrontation. When cops arrived at the property, they found Charles
with a head laceration, a bloodied nose, and an eye swollen shut.
Alden was arrested on several counts, including assault and battery
and trespass. He was released from the county lockup early yesterday
evening on a personal recognizance bond. (https://bit.ly/34qmSiU)
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Florida Woman placed plastic Easter eggs stuffed with pornographic
images and other items in the mailboxes of scores of homeowners,
according to cops who say they collared the “deranged offender.”
Investigators allege that 42-year-old Abril Cestoni delivered the
X-rated material over the past several days, resulting in her arrest
on eleven counts of distributing obscene items. Cestoni, who said she
works at a Publix supermarket, is being held in the Flagler County
jail in lieu of $13,000 bond. A charging affidavit alleges that
Cestoni stuffed mailboxes with Easter eggs and a pamphlet containing
“incoherent rants about local religious clergy” and “multiple
pornographic images.” In addition to the obscene material counts,
Cestoni was also charged with driving with a suspended license and
violating a state order barring travel not related to essential
activities. (https://bit.ly/3ecmj0U)
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man was arrested after he exposed himself to an employee while going
through a fast-food chain’s drive-thru Friday, according to the
Orlando Police Department. Officers received a complaint on April 3rd
regarding a man who went through a McDonald’s drive-thru and
exposed himself to the attendant. Detectives were able to determine
that 24-year-old Luis Martinez had not only committed the offense in
April but also committed a similar offense at the same McDonald’s a
month prior. Luis was arrested on a warrant for two counts of the
exposure of sexual organs and was transported to the Orange County
Jail. According to the investigators, Martinez has been linked to at
least three separate indecent exposure incidents since June 2019.
(https://bit.ly/3a4fDyC)
As
U.S. Covidiots routinely ignore social-distancing measures, one
enterprising Utah mother has devised an unorthodox way to ensure that
potential Coronavirus spreaders stay away: a penis-covered face mask.
Now, her phallic apparatuses are selling like hotcakes. “It was
never my intention to sell masks,” Mindy Vincent tells The Post.
She credits her “genius son” for devising the idea to sell them
as a way to raise money for the non-profit she runs, the Utah Harm
Reduction Coalition in Midvale, Utah. And it appears Project Penis
Mask is paying dividends. The c-blocking covers “sold out within in
an hour,” says the mask maven, adding that she’s currently
working on another set of masks with the remaining batch of locally
sourced fabric. Vincent isn’t the first to unveil unusual
COVID-19-fighting accessories. A Dutch hairdresser went viral for
donning a “Coronavirus-proof” umbrella shield while The Post has
compiled a handy DIY guide to MacGyvering a face mask out of a
jockstrap.
Landlords
in Hawaii are being accused of soliciting sex from tenants in
exchange for rent.(https://yhoo.it/34PYAiQ)
