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A Florida Woman is facing a felony charge after a video call with her imprisoned boyfriend turned very raunchy, prompting a criminal probe helmed by an investigator identified in court records as “Detective Assmann.” According to a probable cause affidavit, 32-year-old Noelle Rascati engaged in a late-March “virtual visit” with Tathan Fields, a 26-year-old locked up in the Santa Rosa County jail. The duo’s video encounter allegedly “became extremely sexual.” During a law enforcement review of Fields’s jailhouse calls, an investigator “came across” the March 25th video call between the inmate and Rascati. Court filings do not reveal what prompted the review, which was conducted by Detective Assmann with the local sheriff’s office. Rascati was reportedly videotaping herself masturbating in a bedroom and, shockingly, her young son was also in the room. She was charged last week with engaging in lewd and lascivious conduct in the presence of a minor, a felony. (

A Texas strip club that tried to re-brand itself as a “restaurant with entertainment" was forced to shut down shortly after opening its doors at midnight Friday, the first day of Governor Greg Abbott’s Phase One reopening plan. The plan allows retail stores, movie theaters, malls, and restaurants to reopen with 25% capacity after a six-week coronavirus lockdown. Club Onyx in Houston apparently tried to circumvent the new order by promoting its adult entertainment facility as a restaurant and vowing not to allow lap dances or parties larger than six people, among other social distancing measures. But shortly after the club re-opened, police and the fire marshal raided the building and turned off the music as they tried to determine whether the business had a restaurant license and was allowed to re-open. The club’s owner, Eric Langan, eventually agreed to close the facility after cops threatened to charge him — but he’s still not convinced he can’t re-open. In an overnight interview outside the building, Langan showed KHOU his club’s health permit, which apparently describes the establishment as a “full-service restaurant.” (

Authorities say a Virginia driver dressed as Spider-Man exposed himself to a woman at a stop light in Prince William County. The incident was reported Friday around 7:00 a.m. at the intersection of Sudley Road and Bulloch Drive in Manassas. According to police, a 44-year-old woman reported that the driver of a 4-door-sedan -- dressed in a Spider-Man costume -- made an obscene gesture to her while they were waiting at the red light. The woman told police that the driver rolled down his window and exposed himself to her before the light changed and he drove away. Authorities say there any contact between the victim and the suspect. (

A British study claims that men can SMELL when women are aroused.

An Oregon attorney refused to pay for his pricey private lap dance at a strip club — and then led cops on a foot chase through a train tunnel. 38-year-old Dylan T. Vinzant, stormed out of the Sunset Strip Gentlemen’s Club in Portland late Friday after refusing to pay in excess of $200 for a private, 15-minute lap dance from a stripper at the jiggle joint. “He went in there and agreed to pay over $200 for a 15-minute dance,” Sgt. Danny DiPietro told The Post early Tuesday. “At the end of the dance, he decided he wasn’t going to pay. He told the dancer, ‘I’m not going to pay you’ and took off.” It’s unclear what prompted Vinzant to allegedly not settle his tab. Vinzant ran away from bouncers at the club after not paying and climbed nearby fences before landing in a thicket of blackberry bushes, leaving minor cuts to his face. The attorney then ran onto MAX Light Rail tracks and made his way into a tunnel near US 26. Deputies eventually caught up to him on the other side of the tunnel. (

A man is behind bars after Metro Nashville Police say he shot off part of the penis of his mother’s fiancĂ© during a struggle for a gun following an altercation. Police said 19-year-old Daniel Crowder got into an argument with the victim at their home in west Nashville just before 1:00 a.m. on March 8th. The victim went outside to get away from Crowder and then heard a gunshot from inside the house. He tried to call police, but was unable and then saw Crowder walking towards him outside with the gun raised. The victim rushed Crowder and tried to grab the gun. The two grappled over the handgun and during the struggle the gun fired. Police said the bullet hit the victim in the “tip of the penis.” The victim then ran off as Crowder continued to shoot at him. Crowder fled the scene but was arrested four days later on March 12th. He was charged with aggravated assault and booked in jail. (

Despite warnings about “social distancing,” a couple decided to have sex in public outside a Florida hospital, according to cops who busted the duo on a pair of criminal charges. As detailed in arrest affidavits, 45-year-old Ann Marie Tucker and 37-year-old Albert Singletary were “found to be exposing sexual organs in plain view of the public” across from St. Anthony’s Hospital in St. Petersburg. The pair were flattening the curve one evening “in close proximity to a no trespassing sign,” police report. Singletary’s “penis, testicles, and buttocks were displayed within view” of nearby citizens, while Tucker’s vagina was also on view earlier this month. They were each charged with trespassing and exposure of sexual organs, both misdemeanors. According to court records, Tucker pleaded guilty to both counts and was sentenced to ten days in the county jail. Singletary, who has been in custody since his arrest, is being held in lieu of $300 bond. (

A British sex toy company called “Silicone Lovers” reportedly has sex dolls so realistic that you can’t tell the difference between them and a real woman.

Social distancing be damned—Portland will not go without its strippers, even during a global pandemic. Lucky Devil Lounge is bringing its dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it's calling— wait for it— “Boober Eats.” “I originally did it at first as a joke,” says club owner Shon Boulden, “and it got 150 shares on Facebook—like nothing we've ever had before. So, I was like, 'Well, why don't we just try to do this?’” Lucky Devil has a full food menu and non-alcoholic drinks available for delivery. The process is similar to many the home drop-off systems that have sprung up overnight as a way for restaurants and breweries to continue operating during the health crisis. The twist comes when your food shows up. Instead of being greeted a harried driver in jeans and a hoodie, your meal is hand-delivered by two dancers. “They'll wear pasties and booty shorts, drop off the food, dance for a second, and then we'll move along,” Boulden says. “We'll still stay a reasonable distance back. They have Lysol as well.” (

A Collier County woman was arrested for having relations with her dogs after her boyfriend leaked a video to police (

The makers of Real Doll are raffling off the most technologically advanced sex doll they’ve ever made. (

A growing number of dominatrixes are being forced to close because of the Coronavirus lockdown. (

A study by the National Library of Scotland found that the world’s first use of the F-word occurred in 1568 when a bored college student wrote it into a manuscript. (

A Texas couple claims they’ve both fallen in love with a sex doll after buying it to save their marriage.(

Police in the Czech Republic have ordered a nudist colony to wear masks during the Corona outbreak. (

Sex toys have become Colombia’s hottest commodities during the Coronavirus Lockdown. (

Bachelor star Colton Underwood says in his new book that erections were common while filming the show. (

Court records show that a threesome did not have a happy ending when the two male participants got into a bloody fight that landed one of them in a South Carolina jail on multiple criminal charges. According to a sheriff’s report, Michael Charles and Michelle Fleming, both 47-years-old, share a residence in Duncan. Charles told cops he and Fleming are “roommates with benefits,” a characterization that Fleming did not dispute. Charles said that he invited 40-year-old Brian Alden to the home to “hang out and possibly have a threesome with him and Fleming.” Fleming told investigators that Charles “had invited Alden over to fulfill a sexual fantasy.” However, things turned sour and Charles and Alden engaged in a physical confrontation. When cops arrived at the property, they found Charles with a head laceration, a bloodied nose, and an eye swollen shut. Alden was arrested on several counts, including assault and battery and trespass. He was released from the county lockup early yesterday evening on a personal recognizance bond. (

A Florida Woman placed plastic Easter eggs stuffed with pornographic images and other items in the mailboxes of scores of homeowners, according to cops who say they collared the “deranged offender.” Investigators allege that 42-year-old Abril Cestoni delivered the X-rated material over the past several days, resulting in her arrest on eleven counts of distributing obscene items. Cestoni, who said she works at a Publix supermarket, is being held in the Flagler County jail in lieu of $13,000 bond. A charging affidavit alleges that Cestoni stuffed mailboxes with Easter eggs and a pamphlet containing “incoherent rants about local religious clergy” and “multiple pornographic images.” In addition to the obscene material counts, Cestoni was also charged with driving with a suspended license and violating a state order barring travel not related to essential activities. (

A man was arrested after he exposed himself to an employee while going through a fast-food chain’s drive-thru Friday, according to the Orlando Police Department. Officers received a complaint on April 3rd regarding a man who went through a McDonald’s drive-thru and exposed himself to the attendant. Detectives were able to determine that 24-year-old Luis Martinez had not only committed the offense in April but also committed a similar offense at the same McDonald’s a month prior. Luis was arrested on a warrant for two counts of the exposure of sexual organs and was transported to the Orange County Jail. According to the investigators, Martinez has been linked to at least three separate indecent exposure incidents since June 2019. (

As U.S. Covidiots routinely ignore social-distancing measures, one enterprising Utah mother has devised an unorthodox way to ensure that potential Coronavirus spreaders stay away: a penis-covered face mask. Now, her phallic apparatuses are selling like hotcakes. “It was never my intention to sell masks,” Mindy Vincent tells The Post. She credits her “genius son” for devising the idea to sell them as a way to raise money for the non-profit she runs, the Utah Harm Reduction Coalition in Midvale, Utah. And it appears Project Penis Mask is paying dividends. The c-blocking covers “sold out within in an hour,” says the mask maven, adding that she’s currently working on another set of masks with the remaining batch of locally sourced fabric. Vincent isn’t the first to unveil unusual COVID-19-fighting accessories. A Dutch hairdresser went viral for donning a “Coronavirus-proof” umbrella shield while The Post has compiled a handy DIY guide to MacGyvering a face mask out of a jockstrap.

Landlords in Hawaii are being accused of soliciting sex from tenants in exchange for rent.(