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According to an arrest report, after being placed in shackles due to some alleged drunken dumb-assery, a Florida collegian told cops that being restrained “gets me off,” and then requested someone “pinch my nipples.” Cops allege that Joseph Lancaster, a 22-year-old University of South Florida student, caused a disturbance early Sunday after refusing to pay an $820 bill at a St. Petersburg nightspot. After Lancaster argued with security guards, his friends stepped in and paid the bar tab. Lancaster, stumbling and slurring his words, then began shouting, “I am sorry none of you graduated high school, but f--k you.” A report states that when a police transport van arrived, Lancaster “even argued with the van driver.” “The defendant had to be placed in shackles and stated, ‘This gets me off.’ He also said ‘pinch my nipples.’” Charged with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, Lancaster was booked into the county jail. (https://bit.ly/2VkideS)
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“Duck Dynasty” star Bella Robertson got engaged to her boyfriend, Jacob Mayo, on Friday. (https://pge.sx/39n1sb7)
Sean Connery’s cause of death was listed in the Bahamas as pneumonia, heart problems, and old age. (https://pge.sx/2Jjtl9o)
Jennifer Lawrence’s family farm in Kentucky was burned to ashes in a horrible fire last Friday. (https://bit.ly/39tZZ2Q)
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In China the parents of a 16-year-old reported what they thought was her kidnapping after she had gone missing. The shaken parents said the alleged kidnapper had sent a text to the girl’s cousin demanding $7,820 and an iPhone as ransom. But police became suspicious when the cousin received another text message pushing for the iPhone but reducing the cash demand to $75. Officers arranged a meeting place with the alleged kidnappers but were instead met by the 16-year-old, who admitted she that she orchestrated the hoax because her parents would not buy her an iPhone.
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A Clearwater, Florida man’s “family tradition” of defrosting a Thanksgiving turkey got a lot of attention on Facebook this year. Mark O’Donnell filmed a Facebook Live of his family plopping a sixteen-pound turkey into their swimming pool to defrost. He said the tradition has existed for eighteen years. “We thaw our turkey in the pool,” he says in the video. “That’s what you do when you live in Florida, right?” O’Donnell said he checks several times for any leaks before tossing into the chlorinated pool. (https://bit.ly/3fPwaKY)
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droopy-drawered fighter didn’t let losing his pants stop him from
wrestling his adversary in a minutes-long caught-on-camera
gas-station brawl. Video shot in a Wawa in — where else? —
Florida shows the bedraggled boxer with his sweatpants around his
ankles wailing on his rival in a reflective vest. The video, posted
online last Monday, captures one man with a safety vest repeatedly
punching another man, who is on the ground with his sweatpants around
his thighs. “Gentlemen, gentlemen please,” an employee can be
heard saying. The brawl goes on for so long that the man filming the
incident convinces the fighters to pause while grappling so he can
pay for something at the register. It was unclear what sparked the
fight. The half-naked man eventually pulls up his pants and scurries
out of the convenience store.(https://bit.ly/2KS07yT)
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I read a headline, you guess if the story is something that really happened in the great state of FLORIDA or is it #FakeNews made up to trick you and amuse me
A Miami Sheriff’s Deputy who was busted for soliciting a prostitute said he shouldn’t be arrested because the hooker was for his son ….. FAKE NEWS
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