Wednesday April 25, 2018

Show Notes for Wednesday April 25, 2018

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Two men in China were arrested after a drunken get-together that ended when one shot a friend in the groin using a makeshift gun firing soybeans. One of the men is accused of possessing a firearm that was made from a modified nail gun.

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A Florida Man arrested on a drunk driving charge was in his underwear behind the wheel, according to cops who noted that the suspect’s drawers were imprinted with the word “breathalyzer” and the phrase “blow here,” which were “near his genitals.” After spotting a Dodge pickup truck weaving on a Port St. Lucie highway around 3:00 a.m., a cop pulled the vehicle over outside a Best Western hotel. The driver, 54-year-old Daryle Lee Campbell, was handcuffed due to his “furtive actions and for officer safety.” Campbell, barefoot and in his underwear, seemed jittery, was unsteady on his feet, and appeared to be “under the influence of a stimulant.” After Campbell declined to perform field sobriety tests, he was arrested on a DUI charge. A search of Campbell’s ride turned up a “penis ring” in the truck’s center console, as well as “several condoms about the vehicle and binoculars sitting on the passenger seat.” Cops concluded that Campbell may have been “attempting to attract prostitutes in the area or other lewd and lascivious behavior.” (

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A new book claims the filming of Caddyshack was fueled by rampant cocaine use.

The hit xXx film franchise will have a fourth movie, with Vin Diesel reprising his role as Xander Cage.

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The Cash Me Outside Girl has been nominated for a Billboard Music Award. 

Pro Wrestler John Cena made ex-fiancé Nikki Bella sign a 75 page prenup of sorts before moving in together.

David Copperfield was forced to reveal the secret behind his biggest magic trick ever in court this week.

A free apple on a Delta Airlines flight wound up costing a woman $500, as she was fined for taking it off the plane and trying to go through customs.

The world's oldest person, a 117-year-old Japanese woman, passed away on Saturday.

Queen Elizabeth celebrated her 92nd birthday with a concert in London featuring Kylie Minogue and Sting.

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An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.

Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile, so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You'll lose him or her every time.

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Ishkabibble (ish-ka-BIB-bul)
-A dismissive slang expression meaning “I should worry?”

The origin of this word is unclear. It popped up in America in 1913 and seems to be a fake Yiddishism (intended to sound like a Yiddish word, but isn't).

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A burglar in Georgia tried to disguise himself with a clear water bottle plastic packaging mask when he attempted to rob a Gamestop. Given the fact that the “mask” he was wearing was clear, it didn't take long for police to identify the suspect as 22-year-old Kerry Hammond. Police did not say if he actually stole anything from the business. Hammond was last seen driving a white 2006 Ford Taurus that could possibly still have the dealer drive out tag. Police said he has two active felony warrants for his arrest for burglary and criminal damage to property in the second-degree.

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Uber says it has banned a Denver-area driver from its app and is investigating after a University of Denver professor described a “terrifying” Uber ride to the airport in a series of tweets Tuesday morning. He said he was going to ‘take me to a hotel’ and got off the highway. We got to a stop light. I started yelling ‘let me out of the f---ing car’ and he wouldn’t unlock the doors,” law professor Nancy Leong wrote on Twitter. “I started pounding on the windows until some construction workers looked over.” He unlocked the doors and I jumped out but my suitcase was in the trunk,” she continued. “I started screaming and pounding on the trunk until he popped it open. Then he got out of the car and started coming toward me.” Leong posted that she called another Uber so she wouldn’t miss her flight.

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Two black bear cubs are safe after their mother was killed and they were rescued by a Virginia State Trooper. The bears were rescued after their mother was hit and killed by a vehicle in Franklin County. Virginia State Police posted a sweet picture of the two cubs on Facebook and the post has since gone viral. "A glimmer of hope for these sweet, little guys who were rescued by Sr. Trooper D.H. Cepelnik after their mother was struck and killed in a traffic crash," the Facebook post reads. The cubs are being cared for at the Wildlife Center of Virginia in Waynesboro. LINK TO STORY