Friday May 25, 2018

Show Notes for Friday May 25, 2018

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"The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same." --Carlos Castaneda

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Federal Prosecutors believe that the U.S. Supreme Court’s Decision to legalize sports gambling will wipe out most of the Mafia’s core business. (

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Police said that an intoxicated Illinois man became enraged by Burger King’s hours and stripped off his clothes in the street before striking a cop a few times. Manuel Silverio of Plainfeild, Illinois had tried to patron the hamburger chain around 2:00 a.m. on Sunday. According to the fast food restaurant’s website, it closes at 12:00 a.m. A Deputy Police Chief said “He was visibly upset the business was closed and was banging on the drive-thru, screaming at the employees inside,” and “He was heavily intoxicated.” Officers were called around 2:15 a.m. to the chain by employees complaining about the drunk and violent man. When officers arrived, Silverio hit the window again before he “proceeded to strip naked, then put his pants back on.” After determining no property had been damaged and no one was injured, the police contacted one of Silverio’s relatives to pick him up. However, after a police sergeant tried to help the man put his shirt back on, Silverio hit him. Silverio was arrested and charged with public indecency, resisting a police officer, and aggravated battery. (

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A Newsbusters report found that the lawyer for Stormy Daniels has been on TV one hundred and forty-seven times in the past ten weeks while she’s only been on five times. (

A Pennsylvania judge has scheduled Bill Cosby’s sentencing for September 24th. Until then he’ll remain under house arrest.

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A 25-year-old Dallas man has been arrested for posing as a teenager so he could play high school basketball again.

Researchers have uncovered a series of sexual jokes in Anne Frank’s Diary. (

The CEO of Bumblebee Tuna has been arrested on charges that he fixed the price of canned tuna. (

A survey by the Center for Disease Control revealed the the E.Coli virus has now been found in romaine lettuce from thirty-two different states. (

A survey by Music Magpie found that a quarter of parents change classic fairy tells like “The Ginger Bread Man” and “Hansel and Gretel” because they’re too politically incorrect for kids. (

A Fresno California man was caught on camera break-dancing after he stole laptops out of a building. (

Former casino mogul Steve Wynn is furious at Christie’s auction house for putting a hole through his $70 million Picasso. (

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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day

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Dysania (dis-SAYN-nee-ya)
-The state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.

Origin unknown

Used in a sentence:
“No matter how long I’ve been sleeping I always suffer from dysania.”

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Police were called to investigate a domestic disturbance in a southern German town — and found a man arguing with a parrot. A resident in Loerrach, near the Swiss border, called the emergency number Monday to report his concerns about loud shouting from a next-door apartment that had been going on for some time. Police said Tuesday that officers sent to the scene found there was a loud argument going on — but it was between a 22-year-old man and a parrot. The man told them he had been annoyed with the bird, which belonged to his girlfriend. The parrot responded to being shouted at with loud noises of its own. Police said it couldn't speak but could bark like a dog. Since no one was hurt, the officers left. (

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Firefighters in Indianapolis, Indiana said that a woman hit the accelerator instead of the brake in her brand-new car and drove through the wall of an apartment... Her own apartment. Pictures tweeted by the Indianapolis Fire Department show the white Chevy Malibu stuck through the window of an apartment at the Winchester Lakes complex. The entire front end of the car was inside the apartment after the crash. A look from inside the apartment shows the car hovering several feet above a couch and dining room table, with debris scattered about the room. Thankfully, firefighters say no one was injured in the accident. Crews were dispatched to check the structure for stability.

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A Florida woman is accused of pulling a gun on another shopper outside 
of a supermarket after an argument that began in the checkout line. 
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