Saturday May 26 & Sunday May 27, 2018

Show Notes for Saturday May 26 & Sunday May 27, 2018

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"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." -- Barack Obama

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing." --President Abraham Lincoln

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New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio says he wants cops to stop arresting pot smokers in public.  (

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A drunken Florida man has been charged with driving under the influence after crashing into a stopped and unmarked sheriff's vehicle. The Florida Highway Patrol says Rida Boualam was headed to his girlfriend's house when he hit the back of an Orange County sheriff's vehicle. He told officers that he had two beers before leaving home though authorities say they also found an open beer can in his car. Troopers said Boualam had a blood alcohol level of .154, nearly twice Florida's legal limit. He's been charged with impaired driving, careless driving, and possessing an open container of alcohol in a vehicle. (

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The new Han Solo movie is the lowest box office opening of any Disney Star Wars movie yet. (

“Deadpool 2” destroyed the box office this weekend.

Comcast said it’s ready to outbid Disney for 21st Century Fox with an all cash offer. (

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Google has removed the “Don’t Be Evil” clause from its code of conduct. (

A study by the CDC found that hotel pools are the number one sources of disease outbreaks in the country.  (

A CBS poll found that 75% of Americans give President Trump credit for the strong economy. The poll also found that if the midterm elections were held today, more Americans would vote for a Trump-backed candidate than a Democrat.  (

Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro won reelection despite a 75% DISAPPROVAL rating and crumbling conditions in his country. (

The electric Jaguar that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle used after their wedding was a rental that reportedly cost $471,000.

A group of McDonald’s workers have filed sex harassment claims against the fast food franchise. (

A new study shows that women use tinder to boost their confidence. (

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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day

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Bavian (BAY-vee-en)
-An insignificant or unskilled poet.

From (obsolete) German “bavian" (now pavian), meaning “baboon” - from Dutch “baviaan", alteration of “babiaen”.

Used in a sentence:
“If I have to sit through another stanza of that bloviating bavian’s so-called poetry, I swear I’m going to turn in my Hipster Membership Card, shave off my handlebar mustache and sternum length beard, burn my plaid flannels, suspenders and bowtie collection and go get a corporate job! I’m keeping my chukka boots though.”

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A man spotted pussyfooting around driveways and allegedly breaking into cars in Wisconsin while wearing a cat onesie was arrested. The man, who was not immediately identified, was spotted on surveillance footage around homes in St. Francis. A resident caught the suspect early that morning in a cat onesie near his car. Police said several properties in the neighborhood were burglarized. A local resident explained that this curious cat was snooping around her garage and wound up stealing an entire drum kit, two guitar amps, and a bike. The man is set to be arraigned in the coming days. (

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A 47-year-old Adrian, Michigan woman lost her job after police determined she put laxatives in a departing co-worker's going-away brownies. Police were called to MMI Engineered Solutions after the company received a tip from an employee that the woman planned to put laxatives in brownies she was bringing to a send-off for another worker. The company intervened, confiscated the suspect brownies, and called police before the brownies could be eaten. When interviewed by police, the 47-year-old initially denied putting laxatives in the brownies. But when informed the brownies would be forensically-tested for tampering, she admitted to baking in a cube of laxatives.

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A contractor faked his own death to avoid paying back customers he had ripped off ….. FLORIDA - (

A mom was arrested after she tried to run over a little league umpire 
who called her kid out on strikes during a game ….. FAKE NEWS
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