Saturday August 25 & Sunday August 26, 2018

Show Notes for Saturday August 25 & Sunday August 26, 2018Today we visit with Brian Semling from
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August 25th
National Park Service Founders Day
National Whiskey Sour Day
National Kiss and Make Up Day
National Secondhand Wardrobe Day
National Banana Split Day
August 26th
National WebMistress Day
National Dog Day
National Women’s Equality Day

National Cherry Popsicle Day

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"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." --Albert Einstein

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One Prince Albert woman is feeling more than just the effects of alcohol after an afternoon of drinking left Saskatoon police with an easy-to-solve case. Around 4:30 p.m. last Wednesday, Saskatoon police got a call from a bar saying a woman left without paying her large tab. Unfortunately for the woman, she left her purse and identification behind, thwarting any potential dine-and-dash efforts. An hour later, police got another call of a woman driving a black Mercedes leaving a bar on Diefenbaker Drive without paying her tab. This time the woman left her shoes behind. At 5:40 p.m. around ten minutes later, police were called about a collision at 11th Street West and Circle Drive. The witness on the phone said a Mercedes had run into a truck. There, a shoeless woman stood next to the wrecked car, making this an open-and-shut case for police. The 35-year-old woman is facing charges of impaired driving, driving while prohibited, and a variety of dine-and-dash related charges.
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Real Housewives of Dallas” star Stephanie Holman said that whenever the
show comes on she prays and watches it in her closet. (
A Judge has ordered Angelina Jolie to let Brad Pitt spend more time with their kids. (
Johnny Depp is accusing Amber Heard of defecating in their bed after the couple got into a heated argument. (
A Forbes list ranked Scarlett Johannson as the highest paid actress in the world. (
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A New York Townhouse that was owned by John Lennon and Yoko Ono has sold for $8.5 million. (

A new study has the Nation’s Doctors warning that the clear plastic heels the Kardashians wear will increase your risk of developing bacteria. (

A New Jersey Superintendent who was arrested for defecating on school property is being forced to resign.

An Indiana man who’s accused of killing and eating his girlfriend was declared mentally fit to stand trial.

California is paying inmates $1 an hour to fight the wildfires.

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told CNN on Saturday he “fully admits that he and his employees lean to the left but that it doesn’t affect how they censor content.”

A new study shows that 80% of millennials are worried about Social Security failing. (

A group of Egyptian Archaeologists have discovered the world’s oldest cheese. (

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The Grandiloquent Word of the Day

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Defenestrate (dee-FEN-eh-strayt)
-A throwing of a person or thing out of a window.
-A usually swift dismissal or expulsion (as from a political party or office).
Noun form: Defenestration

From Latin fenestra “window”. First known use 1620.

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“After weeks of practice, it was their time to shine on the dance-floor; but who could have predicted that Hugo would defenestrate Gina during the climax of their cha-cha…" 

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Police in Tennessee say a youth football coach was shot and wounded after breaking up a fight involving his players and an opposing team. Nashville police say in a statement the 42-year-old coach is recovering from two bullet wounds to his right leg. They say he was shot Saturday night at Antioch High School during an altercation with a man who supported the other team. Police say the man was angry about the way the coach intervened in the fight and asked the coach to meet him under the bleachers. The coach said the man then pulled out a pistol and started shooting. Authorities say the man fled in a vehicle. They say the shooter’s photo was taken by a surveillance camera and detectives are trying to confirm his identity.

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It was not a fairy tale, but a rescue on a Minnesota lake did involve a rainbow unicorn. A sheriff’s deputy and a reserve deputy from the Chisago County Sheriff’s Office spotted a group of five women on a large, inflatable rainbow unicorn floating on Fish Lake Saturday. KMSP-TV reports the deputies pulled their squad car over and asked the women for a photo, but noticed the raft was stuck in weeds. One deputy threw a rope to the women while the other recorded a video. A sheriff’s office tweet says, “With a handful of laughs and some mad rescue roping skills they were pulled back to the dock!” Deputy Scotty Finnegan, who threw the rope, says the women would have had trouble getting out of the mucky lake unassisted.
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A Florida man accused of pretending to be a licensed psychologist pleaded 
guilty to practicing without a license and defrauding patients out of thousands 
of dollars. 

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Man Creates Elaborate Cardboard Castle to Reconcile With His Cat – and It Worked