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Wednesday November 28, 2018
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A
Florida man suffered a gruesome injury late Friday when police said
his neighbor bit off one of his fingertips while drinking at a
campsite in Big Pine Key. The report said that all that was left of
the fingertip was a protruding bone. Doctors at a nearby hospital
tried in vain to reattach the digit. 54-year-old Aurelio Rodriguez
was reportedly found covered in blood. He was arrested and charged
with aggravated battery. Police said the weapon used in the alleged
attack was the “suspect’s mouth.” The alleged attack occurred
after Rodriguez was joined by a couple who brought a bottle of
tequila. The couple reportedly said they noticed Rodriguez had been
drinking and was acting “rudely.” At one point, he reportedly
fell. The alleged incident occurred when the man who suffered the
bite was trying to help Rodriguez up. (https://goo.gl/otNE2N)
BIG SCREEN-LITTLE SCREEN:The “Wreck It Ralph” sequel grossed $85 million dollars over the Thanksgiving weekend to take top honors at the Box Office. (https://goo.gl/MeaXyk)CBS staffers are said to be furious that the network’s investigation into Charlie Rose is still ongoing.(https://goo.gl/hyD8jY)
SCOOP OF THE DAY:
Google has obtained patents for new technology that will monitor our moods, our movements, and our children’s behavior.
(https://goo.gl/2fWWEP)
A company is now selling Christmas lights for your beard. The company is called “Firebox” (https://goo.gl/CBmk24)
A survey by Bankrate.com found that half of millennials have a side job in order to make ends meet. (https://goo.gl/FsviHz)
A video has gone viral of a car hitting a Little Caesars restaurant in Florida. (https://goo.gl/mSqnaV)
A New York dog has been found in Florida eighteen months after it disappeared. Little is known about the dog, other than the fact that his name is Sinatra. (https://goo.gl/HD5r3N)
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Hugh
Hefner’s iconic silk pajamas are going up for auction this Saturday
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Google has obtained patents for new technology that will monitor our moods, our movements, and our children’s behavior.
(https://goo.gl/2fWWEP)
A company is now selling Christmas lights for your beard. The company is called “Firebox” (https://goo.gl/CBmk24)
A survey by Bankrate.com found that half of millennials have a side job in order to make ends meet. (https://goo.gl/FsviHz)
A video has gone viral of a car hitting a Little Caesars restaurant in Florida. (https://goo.gl/mSqnaV)
A New York dog has been found in Florida eighteen months after it disappeared. Little is known about the dog, other than the fact that his name is Sinatra. (https://goo.gl/HD5r3N)

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This
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“six Cleveland Browns pallbearers” at his funeral. Why? “So the
Browns can let him down one last time.” Burn!

The Grandiloquent Word of the Day
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Hurple (HER-pul)
Verb:
-To shrug the shoulders up around the neck and creep about shivering in the cold.
From Middle English hurkelen, hurklen; akin to Dutch hurken to squat, Middle Low German hurken, Middle High German hūren.
Used in a sentence:
“Old Mr. Kringlebum hurples up the hill thinking how delightful a nice warm supper will be when he gets home.”
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Hurple (HER-pul)
Verb:
-To shrug the shoulders up around the neck and creep about shivering in the cold.
From Middle English hurkelen, hurklen; akin to Dutch hurken to squat, Middle Low German hurken, Middle High German hūren.
Used in a sentence:
“Old Mr. Kringlebum hurples up the hill thinking how delightful a nice warm supper will be when he gets home.”
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A
Georgia man is accused of creating a bogus GoFundMe to raise money
for a teen football player’s memorial — but then pocketing the
funds meant for the grieving family. 22-year-old Justus Hughley was
arrested on computer theft charges for allegedly stealing money
intended for the family of Dylan Thomas, a Pike County High School
linebacker who fatally collapsed Sept. 30th on the field. Thomas was
16-years-old when he sustained a severe brain injury that sent him
into cardiac arrest during a high school football game. The Pike
County Sheriff’s Office said Friday that they obtained several
subpoenas before identifying Hughley as the alleged perpetrator
behind the fake GoFundMe page. He allegedly used a bank account in
Iowa to transfer funds from the GoFundMe to his personal account.
According to officials, authorities arrested Hughley and booked him
into Pike County Jail, where he remains without bond. (https://goo.gl/BMB4Ce)

MOMENT OF DUH:
A
fight over the popular food storage container Tupperware escalated to
an Arizona man shooting his brother. Police said 44-year-old John
Murillo fired several shots at his 46-year-old brother, Anthony
Murillo, after a heated dispute about the Tupperware dish. Anthony
Murillo told police that his younger brother stole his plastic
container, causing them to fight over text message about the kitchen
item. The older Murillo claimed he returned home and knocked on
John’s room to confront him, but his younger sibling shot him
through the door. The wounded brother called police and was brought
to the hospital in critical condition. Authorities said John Murillo
fled the scene, but was later spotted driving slowly outside the
home. He reportedly stopped and asked officers whether his older
brother was alright. Officers arrested and booked the younger brother
at Maricopa County Fourth Avenue Jail, where he is being held on
$20,000 bond. He faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly
weapon, disorderly conduct, and unlawful discharge of a
firearm. (https://goo.gl/C8waM7)

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