Show Notes for Tuesday November 27, 2018

Show Notes for Tuesday November 27, 2018

John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!
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November 27th
National Craft Jerky Day
National Bavarian Cream Pie Day

National Day of Giving #GivingTuesday 

Tuesday November 27, 2018

"Nothing is hopeless that is right." --Susan B. Anthony


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According to police, an intoxicated Florida Woman plucked a live lobster from a tank at a Red Lobster and bolted from the St. Petersburg restaurant with the purloined crustacean. 42-year-old Kimberly Gabel was drunk and “causing a scene” Saturday at the eatery, prompting a manager to ask her to leave “for disturbing other customers.” Gabel was reportedly cursing as she headed to the Red Lobster’s front door. But before departing, Gabel “proceeded to reach into a water tank containing live lobster, grabbed a lobster, and ran out of the restaurant.” Responding to a 9-1-1 call about the lobster heist, a sheriff’s deputy located Gabel, who smelled of booze and was slurring her words. Continuing to curse, Gabel denied knowledge of the pilfered lobster’s whereabouts. Gabel explained that since she was “blacked out drunk,” she “did not care because she did not do anything wrong.” Busted for disorderly intoxication, Gabel was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor count and subsequently released on $100 bond. (https://goo.gl/LMe5cg)

BIG SCREEN-LITTLE SCREEN: 
Vicki Gunvalson accused Kelly Dodd of doing cocaine during the “Real Housewives Of Orange County” reunion episode. (http://goo.gl/mM4kGm)
Gabrielle Union took to Instagram to explain how to pronounce her baby girl’s name, “Kaavia,” with husband Dwayne Wade. (http://goo.gl/STwFev)
“This Is Us” actress Mandy Moore married “Dawes” frontman Taylor Goldsmith in a romantic ceremony in her L.A. backyard. Her co-stars were on hand for the celebration. (http://goo.gl/qaBmC5)
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Package theft statistics for Black Friday/Cyber Monday
Nearly 1 in 3 Americans (31%) say they've personally experienced package theft
https://www.shorr.com/packaging-news/2017-05/2017-package-theft-report-porch-pirates-purchase-habits-and-privacy

35% have sent packages to a non-home address to avoid theft

53% say they've changed plans to make sure they're home for a delivery

An analysis of the rate of Amazon delivery theft in 50 major US cities
https://www.shorr.com/packaging-news/2018-08/package-theft-statistics

Archaeologists in Pompeii, Italy have uncovered an erotic painting buried beneath the ashes. The painting is over 2,000 years old. (
https://goo.gl/Cgogcs)

A video has gone viral of a camel that got stranded in the snow on a Pennsylvania Highway after the truck it was in broke down on the way to a college. (https://goo.gl/f7N72M)

Apple has cut production orders for all three iPhones that were unveiled in September. (https://goo.gl/vtXkzg)

The Rolling Stones announced that they are going on a U.S. Stadium Tour in 2019. It’s their first U.S. tour since 2015. (https://goo.gl/V7HY9o)

Tickets for the Rolling Stones stadium tour will go on sale this Friday. They’re calling it “The No Filter Tour” (https://goo.gl/eUVznx)


Paris Hilton has called off her engagement to Chris Zylka after realizing he’s just not the guy for her. (https://goo.gl/Yv7qmv)

Paris Hilton’s ex, Chris Zylka, says he wants back the engagement ring he gave her even though he didn’t pay for it.
(https://goo.gl/JfqrBx)

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Walmart has a lower acceptance rate than Harvard. You think you’re hard to get into, Harvard, what with your fancy 8.9 percent admittance rate and all? Well try this on for size: only 2.6% of Walmart applicants are accepted. 
The Grandiloquent Word of the Day


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Maffick (MAF-ik)
Verb:
-To celebrate boisterously.
-To celebrate with extravagant public demonstrations.
-To celebrate with boisterous rejoicing and hilarious behavior.
-To celebrate uproariously, rejoice extravagantly, especially on an occasion of national celebration. (In later use usually with pejorative connotations.)

Back-formation from Mafeking Night, English celebration of the lifting of the siege of the town of Mafeking. Earliest documented use: 1900.

Used in a sentence:
“Now stop it with all that mafficking about and come inside before I’m forced to call the local constabulary; you know they’ll keep you in the bridewell for a fortnight if you’re not more judicious with your callithumpery!”

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Two daycare workers in Missouri are facing felony charges after an outraged mom shared shocking footage of them running an alleged “fight club” with children as young as 3. 28-year-old Mickala Guliford and 22-year-old Tena Dailey were charged Saturday with endangering the welfare of a child — two years after the alleged incident took place. Both are due to appear in court on Dec. 3rd. The charges were filed just a few weeks after Nicole Merseal shared a video of brawling that involved her 4-year-old son. Merseal sued Adventure Learning Center in St. Louis over the December 2016 incident, claiming Guliford and Dailey egged on the fights. Both teachers were arrested and lost their jobs, but neither of them faced charges until Merseal spoke out publicly in the last few weeks. Just a week ago, a spokeswoman for St. Louis Circuit Attorney Kim Gardner’s office told the AP that charges would not be filed due to “insufficient evidence.” But on Monday, the spokesperson said they were able to obtain the additional evidence needed to charge the teachers. (https://goo.gl/ktm57m)

MOMENT OF DUH: Brought to you by FunkyMonkeyShirts.com (funny shirts & more)Authorities say a man was found injured after breaking into a Florida zoo and jumping into a crocodile enclosure. The Florida Times-Union reports St. Augustine police responded Tuesday morning to reports of vandalism at the Alligator Farm Zoological Park. Police say officers found blood and clothing in the zoo’s newly opened Nile crocodile exhibit. There was no sign of a victim, but police had received calls about a man in his underwear crawling across a nearby yard. Security video shows one of the crocodiles biting the man on the leg. The man told officers he had indeed been bitten by an alligator. Authorities didn’t release the man’s identity. They also said that the man caused about $5,000 in damage at the 125-year-old zoo. Police added he was hospitalized and faces a vandalism charge. (https://goo.gl/x44LHy)
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