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Tuesday December 4, 2018
"Every
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Christian Andersen
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A Florida motorist’s blood alcohol content was more than eight times the legal limit when he was arrested yesterday for careening across the road, hitting two guardrails, and nearly striking other vehicles. 50-year-old Ricardo Portillo-Gonzalez was pulled over Sunday afternoon by a Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office corporal after police issued multiple be-on-the-lookout warnings after receiving witness reports about a dangerous driver. When Portillo-Gonzalez was contacted, a cop noted that he smelled of booze, had bloodshot, glassy eyes, and was unsteady on his feet. A subsequent breathalyzer test registered Portillo-Gonzalez’s blood alcohol content at .66 (the legal limit is .08). Portillo-Gonzalez was arrested for drunk driving and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor charge. The El Salvador native, who works for a lawn care company, was released from custody early this morning after posting $500 bond. (https://goo.gl/jVDbti)
A Florida motorist’s blood alcohol content was more than eight times the legal limit when he was arrested yesterday for careening across the road, hitting two guardrails, and nearly striking other vehicles. 50-year-old Ricardo Portillo-Gonzalez was pulled over Sunday afternoon by a Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office corporal after police issued multiple be-on-the-lookout warnings after receiving witness reports about a dangerous driver. When Portillo-Gonzalez was contacted, a cop noted that he smelled of booze, had bloodshot, glassy eyes, and was unsteady on his feet. A subsequent breathalyzer test registered Portillo-Gonzalez’s blood alcohol content at .66 (the legal limit is .08). Portillo-Gonzalez was arrested for drunk driving and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor charge. The El Salvador native, who works for a lawn care company, was released from custody early this morning after posting $500 bond. (https://goo.gl/jVDbti)
BIG SCREEN-LITTLE SCREEN: Kim Kardashian donated $25,000 to her personal photographer after he suffered serious injuries in a car crash. (https://pge.sx/2QycvW5) An aspiring actress claims that formed CBS President Les Moonves forced her to perform oral sex on him in 1995. The allegations could cause Moonves to lose his $120 million dollar severance package. (https://pge.sx/2BFFBdN)
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One
day after announcing that “misinformation” was their word of the
year, Dictionary.com announced that the runner up word was
“self-made.” (https://bit.ly/2KFzskE)
Arby’s is now selling beer can chicken made with Miller High Life. They look GREAT but they’re not very good for your health. (https://fxn.ws/2KEbSEX)
A study in the UK found that Siberian Unicorns roamed the earth with humans nearly 35,000 years ago. (https://nyp.st/2DPjYcm)
A study by Viber found that one third of people consider texting to be a daily form of stress. (https://bit.ly/2RdPvsn)
A Florida woman was arrested after she passed gas in a Dollar General Store and then pulled a knife on a customer who got offended. (https://hrld.us/2Rfm7Sl)
An Arizona couple caused $8 million dollars in damage to a state park after the groom shot an arrow during their Gender Reveal Party that hit a target and caused an explosion. (https://dailym.ai/2KETbRj)
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A
U.S. town had a 3-year-old mayor. In the small town of Dorset,
Minnesota, where a new mayor is picked every two years by drawing
names out of a hat, a three year old named Robert Tufts was elected
mayor in 2015. His governing style : “Being nice and no poopy
talk.” In 2018, I think we can all agree that the world could use
more Robert Tufts in higher office.
The Grandiloquent Word of the Day
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Malapert (MAL-uh-purt)
Adjective:
-Impudently bold in speech or manner; saucy.
It is also the name of a lunar crater near the Southern limb of the Moon.
Middle English, from ‘mal' - bad + ‘apert’ - open, frank.
First Known Use: 14th century
Used in a sentence:
"Fair ladies, brave knights, churls, varlets, squires, scurvy knaves, men-at-arms, malapert rogues--all were merry.”
~P. G. Wodehouse
Malapert (MAL-uh-purt)
Adjective:
-Impudently bold in speech or manner; saucy.
It is also the name of a lunar crater near the Southern limb of the Moon.
Middle English, from ‘mal' - bad + ‘apert’ - open, frank.
First Known Use: 14th century
Used in a sentence:
"Fair ladies, brave knights, churls, varlets, squires, scurvy knaves, men-at-arms, malapert rogues--all were merry.”
~P. G. Wodehouse
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In
a wanton act of domestic battery, a Florida Woman pelted her mate
with Chinese food as he was lying in bed early Monday evening,
according to cops who arrested the alleged attacker on a pair of
misdemeanor counts. Investigators charge that 65-year-old Donna Lee
Gramley “became irate” after the man she lives with “purchased
food for neighbors.” The couple shares a residence at a mobile home
park in Tarpon Springs, a city in the Tampa Bay area. The incensed
Gramley, cops allege, “threw Chinese food” at the 64-year-old
victim “as he was lying in bed.” When cops arrived at the home,
the Chinese food “remnants could still be seen.” After being read
her rights, Gramley reportedly admitted throwing food at the victim.
She was arrested for domestic battery. She was also hit with a
resisting charge for allegedly “bracing and pulling away” when a
sheriff’s deputy sought to handcuff her. (https://goo.gl/K4hkTF)
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Pennsylvania mother drove two miles with her 12-year-son on the hood
of her car, according to police who yesterday arrested the woman on a
pair of endangerment charges. As alleged in a criminal complaint,
Shaurice Jones and her son quarreled last week when she drove the boy
to a local dentist. Cops say the child refused to go into the office.
Instead, he climbed atop his mother’s automobile.36-year-old Jones
responded to her son’s protest by getting into her car and driving
two miles to a police precinct. The speed limit on the road Jones
traveled is 40 mph. Upon arriving at the Colonial Regional Police
Department, Jones admitted to officers that she had been driving with
her son on the vehicle’s hood. It appears Jones went to the
precinct in the hopes that cops would mediate the family dental
dispute. Jones has been charged with endangering the welfare of a
child, a felony, and reckless endangerment, a misdemeanor. She was
freed from custody after posting $1,000 bail and is next due in court
on December 4th for a preliminary hearing. (https://goo.gl/1TwEhK)
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