The NYPD has decided not to charge Celebrity Chef Mario Batali after two women accused him of sexual misconduct. https://pagesix.com/2019/01/08/mario-batali-dodges-charges-for-alleged-sex-assaults-in-nyc-restaurants/?_ga=2.19612344.1087851458.1546874599-2001744619.1543934073
In a video that’s gone viral in China, wrestling star and actor John Cena is seen holding a bottle of Laoganma chili sauce and shouting his love for the stuff in Chinese, or his version of Chinese. Cena discovered his love of Laoganma during his months-long stay in China shooting and promoting the Transformers movie Bumblebee. https://amzn.to/2M6tn1r
Ford unveiled its most powerful Mustang ever at the Detroit Auto Show Monday. The 700 Horsepower Shelby GT (https://bit.ly/2TN7FSH)
An architectural firm is building a skyscraper in Chicago that’s made out of wood. (https://bit.ly/2QO7DYE)
The Paris Opera has fired its star dancer from a production of “Swan Lake” after he went on a homophobic rant on social media. (https://bit.ly/2ROmTJN)
Meghan Markle revealed that she’s due to give birth in late April. (https://pge.sx/2D7WOwX)
Giant food stores are installing a roving robotic assistant named Marty who can assist shoppers in the aisles. (https://bit.ly/2HmMzcC)
A tractor trailer spilled 3,500 gallons of chocolate across interstate 40 in Arizona on Monday, closing traffic for two hours. (https://nyp.st/2AXI02P)
30,000 Los Angeles school teachers have gone on strike in an attempt to garner a new contract. (https://nyp.st/2Md9ZzU)
A group of Chinese scientists have managed to grow a plant on the dark side of the moon. (https://nyp.st/2SXC5Bt)
Pizza Hut will be expanding its new beer delivery service to over 1,000 locations nationwide. The current beer lineup includes Blue Moon, Bud Light, Budweiser, Busch Light, Coors Light, Corona Extra, Kilt Lifter, Michelob Ultra, Miller Lite, Miller High Life, Shock Top and Stella Artois.
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