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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth got married over the holiday in a small ceremony in Tennessee. (http://goo.gl/fYJucx)
Washington Governor Jay Inslee announced that he’s running for President with a single issue focus on Climate Change. (https://bit.ly/2GRthf2)
The new Mayor of the Mexican town of Oaxaca was shot dead on his first day in office. (https://nyp.st/2SwXL7x)
A former nun from Colombia has signed a porn contract with a company called “Bang Bros.” (https://nyp.st/2BUtHvj)
Urban legend says gum will stay in your digestive tract for seven years. Scientist say otherwise. While it's true that your body can't digest gum its rubber base is immune to the enzymes in your body it moves through your system in no more time than any other substance that isn't easily digestible, such as corn. https://www.doctoroz.com/article/facing-faqs
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Talk about terrible timing -- two women were caught allegedly stealing $1,900 worth of electronics from a Bloomfield Township, Michigan Target on the same day the store was packed with police for a Shop with a Cop event. About 15 police officers from four departments — Sylvan Lake, Keego Harbor, Orchard Lake and Bloomfield Township — were at the Target at 2400 Telegraph Wednesday night, helping 22 disadvantaged children pick out Christmas presents for their families. 40-year-old Keiana Wilson and 18-year-old Dana Johnson were also there. Brown said store loss prevention officers watched on cameras as the women loaded a cart with two Apple watches, two iPads and a Nintendo gaming system. At about 7:30 p.m., they walked past the registers without paying. A police sergeant said, “The loss prevention officers actually apprehended them, then they asked for police assistance. The police officers were only about 20 feet away when they tried to walk out of the store.”
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