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NBC is being slammed for not showing the ball drop during its New Year’s Eve Coverage. (https://dailym.ai/2AnjeZu)
Gordon Ramsay posted an Instagram video on New Year’s Eve announcing that his wife is expecting their fifth child. (https://pge.sx/2F2i1tF)
Comedian Louis CK is being attacked on Twitter after leaked audio surfaced from a recent show in which he joked about the victims of the Parkland school shooting. (https://dailym.ai/2Qg7c9k)
A survey by Quartzy found that 7-11 coffee gives you the best bang for your buck. (https://bit.ly/2rXN2ak)
Over two million people attended New Year’s Eve festivities in Times Square. (https://bit.ly/2QgvIHm)
The United States Department of Defense apologized and took down a tweet in which they joked about dropping bombs on New Year’s Eve. (https://nyp.st/2s1T7mf)
A group of Kentucky cops posted photos that show them mourning the loss of a Krispy Kreme Donut truck that burst into flames on New Year’s Eve.
An Oklahoma Taco Bell customer shot out a drive-thru window Monday night because they didn’t have any taco sauce. (https://bit.ly/2GSxCP1)
French fire fighters rescued a family who got trapped on a fair ride for three hours on New Year’s Eve. (https://nyp.st/2LN3ELm)
Meghan Markle’s half sister, Samantha, told the Daily Mirror that Meghan needs to eat more chocolate in order to “sweeten her disposition.” (https://pge.sx/2SuvFty)
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1) To dress or adorn gaudily.
Come Christmas-time, the trees in the town square are BEDIZENED with thousands of twinkling lights.
A Fort Worth man accused of shooting his wife's laptop because her music was too loud was arrested after a standoff with police. 44-year-old Gary Lee Lykins was booked into the Fort Worth Jail and charged with deadly conduct, a third-degree felony. Police were called at about 2:00 a.m. to the couple's home in northwest Fort Worth. Investigators say the wife was playing music on her laptop when Lykins grabbed a handgun and shot the computer. A police spokesman said, “The debris from the laptop caused minor injuries, though it's unclear whether an ambulance was needed.” When officers arrived, Lykins was holed up in the house with “access to several firearms.” A SWAT team was called, but he surrendered before they arrived. (https://bit.ly/2PZPJlt)
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