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Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino will begin his eight-month prison sentence for tax fraud in January of 2019. (https://pge.sx/2GHsr4h)
Kylie Jenner was named the new face of Instagram back in August.
Back in September, 79-year-old Al Pacino announced the he was dating an actress half his age. Israeli Actress Meital Dohan stars in the series “Weeds.”
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When John decided to convert to his wife's religion, he was OSTRACIZED by his own family and friends.
Maybe you've heard about Daniel Rushing. He's the 65-year-old Good Samaritan who drove a friend to chemo, then a fellow churchgoer home, then got arrested and jailed for having crystal meth in his car. No - it wasn't crystal meth. It was sugar flakes from a Krispy Kreme donut he ate in his car. All this went down in December of 2015, and yes, you bet he sued. Daniel is now $37,500 richer after settling with the city. So how do the cops make that kind of mistake to begin with? Blame the cheap drug-testing kits that law enforcement rely on in the field which have been proven to be inaccurate 21% of the time. The results of these kits can be marred by everything from weather to human error. In Rushing's case, the cops weren't trained correctly in using the kits. Amazingly, Rushing says he has no hard feelings and says his goal now is to get his arrest wiped: He's trying to get security work and having a hard time due to his record. (Orlando Sentinel)
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