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According to police, an Iowa couple left their young children home alone while they were having sex in the middle of a bike trail. 31-year-old Rebekah Mecca and 32-year-old Daniel Walshire were arrested around 1:00 a.m. when a patrolman discovered them lying on the ground in a park in North Liberty, an Iowa City suburb. Specificially, an arrest affidavit notes that Walshire’s pants were at his ankles while Mecca “was on top of him, completely nude.” Cops day that the duo were both intoxicated. The pair told police that they had left their children alone at Mecca’s North Liberty home. Walshire’s son is three, while Mecca’s daughter is nine, a patrolman reported. An Officer said, “Both these children cannot clearly fend for themselves.” Mecca and Walshire were arrested for child endangerment, an aggravated misdemeanor, and public intoxication. Walshire, whose blood alcohol content was more than two times the legal limit, reportedly told cops that he had consumed “several glasses of boxed wine.”
(https://bit.ly/2wxCelz)
A
photo of a sex toy stuck on the back of a Cleveland police cruiser
went viral on Facebook before the post was taken down. A Facebook
user posted a photo about 5:30 p.m. last Tuesday of the back half of
the cruiser that had the sex toy stuck on the cruiser’s trunk. The
user wrote in the comments section of the post that the photo was
taken in the Second District. Cleveland police spokeswoman Sergeant
Jennifer Ciaccia said the department’s inspection unit is
investigating the incident. The post was taken down early Wednesday.
(https://bit.ly/2KoERyy)
What
do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you,
penis in hand, furiously wanking away? Leroy McFarland, the accused
public masturbator, reportedly said, “Oh, hi!” when his illicit
pleasure session at a Sioux City Public Library branch was
interrupted. According to a criminal complaint charging him with
indecent exposure, the 44-year-old man “looked surprised” and
sought to cover himself with his sweatshirt when the female witness
spotted him. A cop working at the library subsequently approached
McFarland, who apparently kept touching himself after initially being
spotted. As McFarland was being walked to a police squad car, "a
sex toy fell off of him," states the complaint, which does not
further describe where the item “fell” from. A search of
McFarland yielded two other sex toys from a sweatshirt pocket. He is
being held in the Woodbury County jail in lieu of $1000 bond.
(https://bit.ly/2WtlueY)
A
Sumter, South Carolina man was arrested for exposing his genitals to
a woman while working for UPS earlier this month, the Sumter County
Sheriff's Office said on Tuesday. Deputies say that 23-year-old Bryce
Dewayne Williams allegedly "willfully exposed his genitals"
to a woman at a residence on Deer Track Circle on Saturday, June 1st.
Williams approached the woman, who was sunbathing, and asked her for
directions. When the woman turned to face him, deputies say Williams
had his pants unfastened and his genitals were exposed. Williams was
charged with indecent exposure. The sheriff’s office said, “The
woman positively identified Williams in a State Law Enforcement
Division six-person lineup.” It's unclear if Williams is still a
UPS employee (https://bit.ly/2wE82VU)
A
Florida man stripped naked, did what the arresting officer described
as a “strange dance” at a McDonald's restaurant, and was seen
“trying to have relations with a railing” by a witness to the
bizarre incident. A day prior to Sunday's disturbance, 62-year-old
John Francis Morgan had told a Collier County Sheriff's Office deputy
that he intended to go to the McDonald's in Naples, where he had been
banned over a similar previous outburst. The officer warned him not
to go there and Morgan said he would not. But Morgan did not heed
that warning and the following day went to the McDonald's restaurant
anyway. An officer stated, “I was dispatched to McDonald's in
reference to a white male wearing white shorts taking their clothes
off and doing a strange dance. While I was on my way to McDonald's it
was also stated that the male pulled his pants down, but put them
back on. Lastly, the caller stated that it looked as though the male
was trying to have relations with a railing.” According to Collier
County Sheriff's Office, Morgan is charged with one count of trespass
of a property and is in custody. He will appear in court on July 3rd.
https://bit.ly/2F9wuDn)
HBO’s
new show, “Euphoria,” shows thirty penises in its debut episode,
leading critics to say the show features too much nudity and teen
sex.
(https://bit.ly/2wQPTo0)
(https://bit.ly/2wQPTo0)
The
Palm Bay, Florida Police Department has arrested a man they said
stole pool float toys for sex “instead of raping women.”
35-year-old Christopher Monnin is charged with burglary of an
occupied dwelling, criminal mischief, and petit theft. According to a
police report, Monnin was seen acting suspiciously on Thursday around
1:25 a.m. When an officer confronted him as he was riding his bike,
they said he admitted to having deflated pool floats in the bag he
was carrying. The report reads, “In the past 7 months, the city of
Palm Bay has been plagued with burglaries in which the suspect cuts
the screen or otherwise enters a victim's back pool deck area and
steals only pool floats.” Officers said that Monnin admitted to
going into victim's backyards and stealing their pool toys. About 75
floats were found in Monnin's possession. The report says that Monnin
stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats
instead of raping women.
(https://bit.ly/2Ik9K5L)
A
British sex doll maker can now create replicas of dead partners so
people can combat loneliness. (https://bit.ly/2Ro5kgV)
A
man was reportedly sprayed in the face with a substance before a dog
bit his penis in Croydon, England. The Metropolitan Police was called
to Southbridge Road last Friday afternoon (June 21st) following
reports of a substance being sprayed into a man's face. The victim
was then reportedly attacked by the suspect's dog and was rushed to
hospital, where his injuries are thought to be non-life threatening.
The police have confirmed the dog has since been seized under the
Dangerous Dogs Act. So far, the breed of the dog remains unknown.
Following the incident, a man and a woman, both in their 40s and from
Croydon, have been arrested on suspicion of GBH (grievous bodily
harm). One person on Twitter, known as @JimmerUk, confirmed his wife
was a witness to the attack and said: “My wife just phoned, the
police have cordoned off the area. A dog has bitten off a man's
penis.” (https://bit.ly/2Xfsc8N)
An
Uber driver who had a sex toy nestled in his underwear was discovered
masturbating in his vehicle, which was parked on the side of a
Connecticut road with its windows fogged up. Cops in Monroe were
responding to a call about a suspicious vehicle last Tuesday when
they approached the foggy white BMW. Upon reaching the car, officers
spotted 48-year-old Eliot Buenano in the driver’s seat pleasuring
himself. Buenano was parked about fourteen miles away from his
residence in West Haven, a neighboring city. Confronted by cops,
Buenano started to pull up his pants while declaring, “I work for
Uber.” Alone in the car with an open case of beer next to him,
Buenano exhibited signs of intoxication and failed a field sobriety
test requiring him to recite the alphabet. When he was ordered to
exit the BMW, Buenano got out of the car and began reaching into his
pants, prompting alarmed cops to take him to the ground. Buenano
would eventually explain that he was not going for a weapon, but
rather was reaching for a sex toy in his underwear. Buenano, who has
worked as an auto mechanic, was arrested for DUI and interfering with
police. (https://bit.ly/307jiXV)
Workers
at the world’s biggest sex brothel in Russia are said to be divided
over the use of sex robots. (https://bit.ly/2XnlQnB)
A
Texas substitute teacher has been fired after filming a porn scene
inside her classroom. (https://cbsloc.al/2xgH47i)
A
Connecticut Uber Driver was tackled by police after he pulled out a
sex toy that they thought was a gun. (https://nyp.st/2YBXhQF)
