Show
Notes for Tuesday September 24,
2019
John
& Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus
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September
24
National
Cherries Jubilee Day
National
Punctuation Day
Schwenkfelder
Thanksgiving
National
Voter Registration Day
Innergize
Day
SURVEYS,
STUDIES & SUCH:
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A
survey by StudyFinds revealed that 60% of Americans can’t name a
single Congressmen. (https://bit.ly/2kPTzEe)
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Deputies
in Ohio said they pulled over an Amish buggy complete with alcohol
and a stereo system early Sunday morning. Just before 1:00 a.m.,
Trumbull County sheriff’s deputies said they saw two Amish men
drinking alcohol while riding on the back of a horse and buggy. The
deputies said there was a 12-pack of Michelob Ultra on top of the
buggy. They pulled the buggy over at Donley and Mahan Parker Roads in
North Bloomfield, Ohio. Deputies said the people riding in it ran out
into the trees while the horse continued down the road. Deputies said
there were several open bottles of alcohol in the buggy, as well as a
radio sound system. The buggy was towed and deputies found someone to
take care of the horse until the owner comes forward.
(https://bit.ly/2ksx4oK)
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The
movie version of “Downton Abbey” was tops at the box office,
beating out “Rambo” and Brad Pitt’s Space Drama, “Ad Astra.”
(https://bit.ly/2mp0lkE)
Joe Guidice, husband of “Real Housewife of New Jersey” Teresa Guidice, says he’s training to become an MMA fighter in prison. (https://pge.sx/2kpF75x)
Brad Pitt’s ex-girlfriend Neri Oxman has apologized to her students at MIT for accepting $125,000 in donations from Jeffrey Epstein. Brad actually broke up with her for letting her department accept the cash. (https://dailym.ai/2kkd7QM)
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Less than 1,500 people showed up to raid Area 51 last Friday. (https://bit.ly/2moFRbH)
Joe Guidice, husband of “Real Housewife of New Jersey” Teresa Guidice, says he’s training to become an MMA fighter in prison. (https://pge.sx/2kpF75x)
Brad Pitt’s ex-girlfriend Neri Oxman has apologized to her students at MIT for accepting $125,000 in donations from Jeffrey Epstein. Brad actually broke up with her for letting her department accept the cash. (https://dailym.ai/2kkd7QM)
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Less than 1,500 people showed up to raid Area 51 last Friday. (https://bit.ly/2moFRbH)
An NPR study found that fat cats are having a harder time losing weight than ever before. (https://n.pr/2ksTN3R)
A new survey found that the average woman enjoys just twenty-five minutes outside per day. (https://bit.ly/2mv5MyN)
Lawyers
for El Chapo say the Mexican drug dealer is being tortured in a
Colorado prison.(https://bit.ly/2kMHa45)
Florida police arrested a 6-year-old girl who threw a violent tantrum and beat up her fellow playmates at a daycare. (https://bit.ly/2kM9EuN)
FUN FACT FOR YOU:
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The oldest your mom joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet. It was discovered in Iraq in 1976, however since then the tablet has been lost, but the text remains preserved.
NEWS
HEADLINES.... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
A Buckingham Palace insider told reporters that Queen Elizabeth “LIKES” Meghan Markle. (https://pge.sx/2m3XrBJ)
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A homeless man in Florida went on a car vandalism spree last Monday, smashing at least twenty vehicles before getting tired and falling asleep on a nearby bench. When questioned by authorities, he said it happened because President Donald Trump “owes me one trillion dollars.” The Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office in a press release identified the man as 30-year-old Justin James Wilson, and said he damaged at least twenty cars or more that were parked at the Holiday Inn Resort on Okaloosa Island. The sheriff's office stated Wilson faces fourteen counts of felony criminal mischief and six counts of misdemeanor criminal mischief for an estimated $30,000 in damages to at least twenty cars. When deputies located Wilson nearby, he confessed to the officers and said, “Take me to jail. I did it because Donald Trump owes me one trillion dollars and these vehicles belong to the mafia.” (https://bit.ly/2mueixT)
A homeless man in Florida went on a car vandalism spree last Monday, smashing at least twenty vehicles before getting tired and falling asleep on a nearby bench. When questioned by authorities, he said it happened because President Donald Trump “owes me one trillion dollars.” The Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office in a press release identified the man as 30-year-old Justin James Wilson, and said he damaged at least twenty cars or more that were parked at the Holiday Inn Resort on Okaloosa Island. The sheriff's office stated Wilson faces fourteen counts of felony criminal mischief and six counts of misdemeanor criminal mischief for an estimated $30,000 in damages to at least twenty cars. When deputies located Wilson nearby, he confessed to the officers and said, “Take me to jail. I did it because Donald Trump owes me one trillion dollars and these vehicles belong to the mafia.” (https://bit.ly/2mueixT)
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Police
reported that a theft suspect who made her getaway on a bicycle was
arrested when a sheriff’s deputy spotted her riding topless down
the middle of a Florida highway. According to cops, a woman stole
$19.99 flip flops and other merchandise from a clothing store on
Okaloosa Island. A worker at Surfside Outfitters told investigators
that the suspect placed one item into her bag and then walked out of
the business wearing the stolen shoes around 7:00 p.m. The employee,
cops reported, said the shoplifter “was last seen riding away,
through the parking lot, on a bicycle.” After the shoplifting
episode, several callers to 9-1-1 reported that a woman was riding
her bicycle erratically down the middle of Highway 98. When a
sheriff’s deputy pulled alongside the bicycle, the rider was not
wearing a shirt. When the cop asked the woman to pull over, she
replied, “Make me.” In short order, the deputy pulled ahead of
the rider and eventually took her into custody. The topless suspect
was identified as 32-year-old Courtney Backes. Backes--who was found
in possession of the stolen goods--was charged with retail theft and
resisting arrest without violence.
(https://bit.ly/2m04lYK)
THESE THREE THINGS!
What do these 3 things have in common:
FLOWER--VEGETABLE--MADISON SQUARE?... (Gardens)
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THESE THREE THINGS!
What do these 3 things have in common:
FLOWER--VEGETABLE--MADISON SQUARE?... (Gardens)
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