Joe Guidice, husband of “Real Housewife of New Jersey” Teresa Guidice, says he’s training to become an MMA fighter in prison. (https://pge.sx/2kpF75x)
Brad Pitt’s ex-girlfriend Neri Oxman has apologized to her students at MIT for accepting $125,000 in donations from Jeffrey Epstein. Brad actually broke up with her for letting her department accept the cash. (https://dailym.ai/2kkd7QM)
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Less than 1,500 people showed up to raid Area 51 last Friday. (https://bit.ly/2moFRbH)
An NPR study found that fat cats are having a harder time losing weight than ever before. (https://n.pr/2ksTN3R)
A new survey found that the average woman enjoys just twenty-five minutes outside per day. (https://bit.ly/2mv5MyN)
Florida police arrested a 6-year-old girl who threw a violent tantrum and beat up her fellow playmates at a daycare. (https://bit.ly/2kM9EuN)
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The oldest your mom joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet. It was discovered in Iraq in 1976, however since then the tablet has been lost, but the text remains preserved.
A Buckingham Palace insider told reporters that Queen Elizabeth “LIKES” Meghan Markle. (https://pge.sx/2m3XrBJ)
A homeless man in Florida went on a car vandalism spree last Monday, smashing at least twenty vehicles before getting tired and falling asleep on a nearby bench. When questioned by authorities, he said it happened because President Donald Trump “owes me one trillion dollars.” The Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office in a press release identified the man as 30-year-old Justin James Wilson, and said he damaged at least twenty cars or more that were parked at the Holiday Inn Resort on Okaloosa Island. The sheriff's office stated Wilson faces fourteen counts of felony criminal mischief and six counts of misdemeanor criminal mischief for an estimated $30,000 in damages to at least twenty cars. When deputies located Wilson nearby, he confessed to the officers and said, “Take me to jail. I did it because Donald Trump owes me one trillion dollars and these vehicles belong to the mafia.” (https://bit.ly/2mueixT)
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