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A Florida man who was accused of masturbating in a Walmart parking lot grabbed a deputy's buttocks while he was being arrested, saying: “Let me just feel it.” Trenton James Rich, of Pensacola, was detained last Saturday by an officer from the Escambia County Sheriff's Office who responded to the Walmart just after 4:30 p.m. The 19-year-old suspect allegedly made a number of lewd comments towards the officer and resisted arrest before attempting to flee the area. An arrest report obtained by the local media outlet said Rich had been spotted by the deputy on a picnic table at the parking lot while shirtless. Battery on a police officer is a third-degree felony and carries penalties of up to five years in prison. The law firm said that the charge is “harshly prosecuted even for first-time offenders.” (

Police have charged a man who claimed that he locked himself inside a hot car to avoid having sex with his girlfriend. 24-year-old Khrystian Collins locked himself inside the Kia Optima and refused to get out when the police arrived, telling them that his girlfriend always wants to have sex and it was too hot inside their apartment. According to police, Collins' girlfriend confirmed his account, adding that he ran out of the apartment because he didn't want to have sex with her. He has been charged with obstructing official business, resisting arrest, trespass, and domestic violence. Collins was taken to St. Joseph Hospital for treatment after explaining that he was injured and he was then booked into jail. (

A Louisiana woman was arrested after police found methamphetamines inside her vagina. (

If you are going to get naked and have sex with your partner in the back seat of an automobile, your car should be located anywhere but the parking lot of the local police department. That important precaution was ignored by a Michigan couple now facing a court date next week after they were cited for disorderly conduct. According to cops in Birmingham, a Detroit suburb, a patrolman last Thursday pulled into the parking lot of police headquarters around 12:15 a.m. and spotted an “unknown vehicle” that was running and situated in a “municipal vehicles only” spot. Upon approaching the auto, the cop “noticed the rear windows were fogged up” and the car’s two inhabitants--a 25-year-old woman and a 24-year-old man--were naked in the back seat. The lovebirds were each cited for disorderly conduct and directed to appear in District Court on August 14th. (

A Florida man told deputies his handgun was stolen from his bedroom after a weekend orgy. But Volusia County Sheriff’s Sergeant Todd Smith tells The Daytona Beach News-Journal the homeowner couldn’t give detectives the names of possible suspects because the twenty or so people attending the sex party wore masks. Smith says the gun, a 9 mm Glock, was apparently on a bedroom nightstand during the party. It was taken between July 19th and July 21st and reported as missing later. The homeowner said the party was advertised on social media and guests were encouraged to bring friends and to use fictitious names or no name at all. He said he probably only knew about five of the guests that entered the home that weekend. Smith says it’s unlikely they’ll solve the crime. (

A male model is accusing Katy Perry of exposing his penis at a party after they worked on the video for her song “Teenage Dream.” (

Actress Mia Khalifa claims she only made $12,000 doing porn.

A 51-year-old Thai woman was recently sent to hospital complaining of vaginal pain because she had a cucumber stuck in her “lady parts.” She told hospital staff that she accidentally “fell” on the cucumber. She says she fell down in her house and a cucumber just happened to be on the spot she fell and it “simply slipped inside her.” The story was reported on Thai TV by two perfectly straight-faced reporters. They reported that the hospital staff didn’t believe her story but helped rescue the cucumber and relieve the woman of her apparently unplanned discomfort. The woman is from Bangkok and the name of the hospital wasn’t disclosed. (

Connecticut police arrested an 85-year-old woman and her husband, along with five other men, for having sex in a public park. (

An elderly couple accused of lewd behavior in a park near their Connecticut home denied wrongdoing in a TSG interview, saying that they were caught up in a “morals sweep” targeting men engaging in public sex acts. 85-year-old Joyce Butler and 82-year-old Richard Butler were cited last week for breach of peace at a Fairfield park about four miles from their home in Bridgeport. After receiving complaints about inappropriate behavior in the park, police conducted a surveillance operation that netted the couple, who have been married for 60 years, and four men ranging in age from 62 to 75. A police press release announcing the roundup does not specifically describe what the Butlers allegedly did at the park. But in an interview today, the couple vehemently denied engaging in lewd activity while parked in their Toyota. “We were just sitting there and we just got caught in what was going on,” said Joyce Butler. “And they were perfectly all wrong. There was nothing going on at all.”

The 28-year-old daughter of a disgraced CBS producer was arrested for allegedly stripping down naked on a public beach in front of her young child in Connecticut. Anna Lee Halderman was charged on Saturday with breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor for baring it all at Compo Beach in Westport on July 15th. Halderman’s dad, Robert “Joe” Halderman, was a CBS News producer who in 2010 was sentenced to six months in jail for trying to extort former late-night funnyman David Letterman for $2 million. The incident with Anna Lee Halderman started when another beachgoer called police to complain about her while she was sunbathing without a bikini top with a young child nearby. The concerned beachgoer confronted Halderman and tried to voice her qualms, but Halderman “allegedly became belligerent and proceeded to remove the bottom portion of her bathing suit exposing her buttocks.” Authorities never found Halderman the day of the alleged incident, but following a nearly month-long investigation that identified her as the culprit, she turned herself into police on Saturday. (

Savage Appetites: Four True Stories of Women, Crime, and Obsession
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A Pennsylvania priest stole nearly $100,000 in church donations to pay men he met on Grindr for sex acts — and to pay off his personal credit cards. 56-year-old Reverend Joseph McLoone was arrested on felony theft and related charges Wednesday after investigators revealed that he opened a secret checking account in 2011 to deposit donations from parishioners at St. Joseph’s Catholic Church in Downingtown. McLoone, of Downingtown, then funneled the donation checks into an unauthorized “St. Joseph Activity Account” at TD Bank for the next six years and stole $98,405 in all. McLoone allegedly withdrew roughly $46,000 in cash from the undisclosed account in Ocean City, New Jersey, where he owns a beach house. He also admitted to using some of the funds to pay for his “personal relationships” with other men. McLoone separately made 17 payments totaling $1,720 to men he met on Grindr via the Square online payment app and doubled the fee he collected as a stipend for each Mass, wedding, and funeral held at St. Joseph’s Parish, prosecutors claim. He’s also accused of using $3,000 of the stolen funds to pay off personal credit cards.

As if navigating Walmart on a Saturday wasn’t enough of a nightmare, imagine turning around and seeing a bloated Iowa pervert tailing you in an electric shopping cart while “exposing his member and stroking it.” That vile affront befell a female customer at a Walmart in Marion, a Cedar Rapids suburb. According to a criminal complaint, Investigators arrested Gary Sheriff, a 65-year-old Marion resident, for indecent exposure. Upon being summoned to the Walmart, cops found that Sheriff had been “following a woman around the store in an electric cart while exposing his member and stroking it.” Sheriff was booked into the Linn County jail, where he is locked up in lieu of $5000 bond. Sheriff is scheduled for a September 4 preliminary hearing. A magistrate judge has ordered Sheriff to have no contact with the 36-year-old victim. (

A school resource officer in Florida is out of a job after she filmed a nude video of herself inside an elementary school bathroom during her shift. Kissimmee Police said the woman removed her badge, uniform, and gun when she went to the bathroom at Kissimmee Charter Academy to make the video for her husband in December. The video, which is heavily blurred, shows the woman asking the recipient what they thought of her video. The video was unearthed after the Osceola County Sheriff's Office investigated a personal incident with the SRO and her husband. An investigation showed that while she was on lunch break, she was subject to recall at any point. Police said she was fired because if a shooting would have happened, she wouldn't have been able to respond. The officer said that she locked the bathroom door and doesn't believe she should have been fired. Channel 9 has not included the woman's name as it was redacted in the report. (