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A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week. 38-year-old Donald Watts was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/arrest, and one count of aggravated battery on a service dog. Deputies with the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office were called to a residence in High Springs, just over seventy miles west of Jacksonville, Saturday morning over reports that a man, later identified as Watts, was using methamphetamines. Deputies reported hearing “strange noises” when searching the yard and eventually located Watts, naked and covered in dirt, lying in what appeared to be some shallow body of water. Casper, a K-9 police dog, was given the command to apprehend Watts but the deranged man “leaped, grabbed Casper by the head, and bit Casper’s ear as he drove Casper to the ground.” Eventually, the dog broke free and bit Watts in the head. (https://fxn.ws/35sD02j)
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NASA astronaut Christina Koch now owns the record for the longest spaceflight by a woman in history. On December 28, the 40-year-old astronaut eclipsed the record of former astronaut Peggy Whitson, who spent 289 days, 5 hours and 1 minute in space in 2017. Koch has been on the International Space Station since March 14, 2019, and is expected to remain aboard the satellite until February. https://people.com/human-interest/christina-koch-longest-spaceflight-record/
Astronomers have found another Earth-like planet.
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According to a charging affidavit that nobody needs to read, a Florida Woman was arrested Saturday for allegedly tossing a bucket of human waste in the face her landlord. 59-year-old Joanne Mercader was collared following a confrontation in the mobile home she rents from the 65-year-old victim. Mercader was busted for battery on a person 65 or older, a felony. The victim told sheriff’s deputies that she had previously arranged with Mercader to “check on broken items within the residence” in Osteen, a Volusia County community. When the victim received no response to her knocking, she opened the trailer door and was “met with a full bucket of human feces being thrown into her face.” The victim’s account of the vile incident was confirmed by two witnesses interviewed by police. When a deputy first encountered the landlord, she was “completely covered in feces that was dripping wet.” After initially claiming that the victim had attacked her, Mercader admitted to “throwing the bucket of feces on the landlord as soon as she entered the residence.” (https://bit.ly/2QTqIej)
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A Vero Beach man told police he wasn’t drinking and driving because he only drank at stop signs ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2CngWtI)
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