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& Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus
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A
study by the University of California found that online DNA databases
could be vulnerable to genetic hacking. (https://bit.ly/2QZ3eUX)
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Each day we share stories about people doing dumb things under the influence, but addiction is NO LAUGHING MATTER! If you or someone you know needs help, we're here! Learn more at TimeForRehab.com.
A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week. 38-year-old Donald Watts was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/arrest, and one count of aggravated battery on a service dog. Deputies with the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office were called to a residence in High Springs, just over seventy miles west of Jacksonville, Saturday morning over reports that a man, later identified as Watts, was using methamphetamines. Deputies reported hearing “strange noises” when searching the yard and eventually located Watts, naked and covered in dirt, lying in what appeared to be some shallow body of water. Casper, a K-9 police dog, was given the command to apprehend Watts but the deranged man “leaped, grabbed Casper by the head, and bit Casper’s ear as he drove Casper to the ground.” Eventually, the dog broke free and bit Watts in the head. (https://fxn.ws/35sD02j)
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For
the second year in a row, there won’t be a high-profile celeb
presiding over the annual Academy Awards show. The Academy of Motion
Picture Arts and Sciences confirmed the decision in a tweet on
Wednesday.
Another
Bachelor spinoff is coming. In The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart, 20
single men and women whose lives revolve around music will “search
for love through music, singing well-known songs, both individually
and as couples. They will meet and explore their relationships while
living together and going on Bachelor-style dates that focus on
music.”
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NASA astronaut Christina Koch now owns the record for the longest spaceflight by a woman in history. On December 28, the 40-year-old astronaut eclipsed the record of former astronaut Peggy Whitson, who spent 289 days, 5 hours and 1 minute in space in 2017. Koch has been on the International Space Station since March 14, 2019, and is expected to remain aboard the satellite until February. https://people.com/human-interest/christina-koch-longest-spaceflight-record/
Astronomers have found another Earth-like planet.
A
record 530 TV shows were shown on broadcast and streaming channels
last year.
Valentine’s
Day falls on a Friday this year, which means restaurants will be more
booked than usual. This week might be a good time to make your
Valentine’s Day reservations.
Now
you have an excuse to leave your artificial Christmas tree up.
According to Google Trends, searches for ‘valentine trees’ are up
88 percent over the last few years, and a quick scroll through
Instagram confirms that people are actually putting up pink and red
Valentine’s Day trees.
A
Florida woman was arrested on charges of retail theft. The woman was
seen concealing merchandise in a bag and leaving a Walmart without
paying. The woman had five cans of spray paint, a box of Playtex, a
bra, and a jar of olives.
A
7-year-old boy in China was found driving a three-wheeler. With his
dad on the back. His drunk, unconscious dad. The boy drove 12 miles
to fetch his father, who had passed out after a heavy drinking
session.
FUN FACT FOR YOU:
Share this with your friends... they'll think you're really smart!
Ronald
McDonald is 'Donald McDonald' in Japan because it makes pronunciation
easier for the Japanese. Ever since the first McDonald’s opened in
Japan in 1971, the mascot has been called Donald McDonald. Often,
Japanese people are surprised to learn he has a different name
everywhere else.
NEWS
HEADLINES.... FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD!
Dateline....
England
A
British woman has been arrested for drunkenly asking two men to join
the mile high club with her during a commercial flight.
(https://bit.ly/2ZXay7P)
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According to a charging affidavit that nobody needs to read, a Florida Woman was arrested Saturday for allegedly tossing a bucket of human waste in the face her landlord. 59-year-old Joanne Mercader was collared following a confrontation in the mobile home she rents from the 65-year-old victim. Mercader was busted for battery on a person 65 or older, a felony. The victim told sheriff’s deputies that she had previously arranged with Mercader to “check on broken items within the residence” in Osteen, a Volusia County community. When the victim received no response to her knocking, she opened the trailer door and was “met with a full bucket of human feces being thrown into her face.” The victim’s account of the vile incident was confirmed by two witnesses interviewed by police. When a deputy first encountered the landlord, she was “completely covered in feces that was dripping wet.” After initially claiming that the victim had attacked her, Mercader admitted to “throwing the bucket of feces on the landlord as soon as she entered the residence.” (https://bit.ly/2QTqIej)
According to a charging affidavit that nobody needs to read, a Florida Woman was arrested Saturday for allegedly tossing a bucket of human waste in the face her landlord. 59-year-old Joanne Mercader was collared following a confrontation in the mobile home she rents from the 65-year-old victim. Mercader was busted for battery on a person 65 or older, a felony. The victim told sheriff’s deputies that she had previously arranged with Mercader to “check on broken items within the residence” in Osteen, a Volusia County community. When the victim received no response to her knocking, she opened the trailer door and was “met with a full bucket of human feces being thrown into her face.” The victim’s account of the vile incident was confirmed by two witnesses interviewed by police. When a deputy first encountered the landlord, she was “completely covered in feces that was dripping wet.” After initially claiming that the victim had attacked her, Mercader admitted to “throwing the bucket of feces on the landlord as soon as she entered the residence.” (https://bit.ly/2QTqIej)
A
Florida man was tased and arrested after cursing at deputies while
stark naked. Charlotte County deputies received several calls and
online tips on Saturday about a man screaming at the top of his lungs
in his underwear and waking the neighbors. They found 32-year-old
Carlos Suarez standing in the driveway and screaming profanities as
they approached. Suarez kept darting into his home and back out to
yell at the deputies. Finally, he walked outside “slinging his
genitals,” according to a release from the Charlotte County
Sheriff's Office. Deputies told him he was under arrest, and he once
again tried to run inside. Suarez was tased and taken down for
exposing himself, breaching the peace and resisting law enforcement
officers without violence. (https://bit.ly/2tGCvo1)
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
FAKE NEWS.... OR FLORIDA?!
I
read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is
FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of
FLORIDA.
A Vero Beach man told police he wasn’t drinking and driving because he only drank at stop signs ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2CngWtI)
A Vero Beach man told police he wasn’t drinking and driving because he only drank at stop signs ….. FLORIDA (https://bit.ly/2CngWtI)
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