Show Notes for Tuesday January 14, 2020

John & Heidi share funny stories of people doing weird things... plus it's a Tuesday... so we have everyone's favorite segment... TUESDAYS with Charlie!!!BUY THE T-SHIRTS HERE OR HERE

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January 14
National Dress Up Your Pet Day
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A study by the University of California found that online DNA databases could be vulnerable to genetic hacking. (
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A Florida man is facing several charges after police say he assaulted an officer and bit the ear of a K-9 dog while naked and high on methamphetamines last week. 38-year-old Donald Watts was arrested Saturday for multiple charges including simple battery, two counts of resisting an officer/arrest, and one count of aggravated battery on a service dog. Deputies with the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office were called to a residence in High Springs, just over seventy miles west of Jacksonville, Saturday morning over reports that a man, later identified as Watts, was using methamphetamines. Deputies reported hearing “strange noises” when searching the yard and eventually located Watts, naked and covered in dirt, lying in what appeared to be some shallow body of water. Casper, a K-9 police dog, was given the command to apprehend Watts but the deranged man “leaped, grabbed Casper by the head, and bit Casper’s ear as he drove Casper to the ground.” Eventually, the dog broke free and bit Watts in the head. (

For the second year in a row, there won’t be a high-profile celeb presiding over the annual Academy Awards show. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences confirmed the decision in a tweet on Wednesday.

Another Bachelor spinoff is coming. In The Bachelor: Listen to Your Heart, 20 single men and women whose lives revolve around music will “search for love through music, singing well-known songs, both individually and as couples. They will meet and explore their relationships while living together and going on Bachelor-style dates that focus on music.”

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NASA astronaut Christina Koch now owns the record for the longest spaceflight by a woman in history. On December 28, the 40-year-old astronaut eclipsed the record of former astronaut Peggy Whitson, who spent 289 days, 5 hours and 1 minute in space in 2017. Koch has been on the International Space Station since March 14, 2019, and is expected to remain aboard the satellite until February.

Astronomers have found another Earth-like planet.

A record 530 TV shows were shown on broadcast and streaming channels last year.

Valentine’s Day falls on a Friday this year, which means restaurants will be more booked than usual. This week might be a good time to make your Valentine’s Day reservations.

Now you have an excuse to leave your artificial Christmas tree up. According to Google Trends, searches for ‘valentine trees’ are up 88 percent over the last few years, and a quick scroll through Instagram confirms that people are actually putting up pink and red Valentine’s Day trees.

A Florida woman was arrested on charges of retail theft. The woman was seen concealing merchandise in a bag and leaving a Walmart without paying. The woman had five cans of spray paint, a box of Playtex, a bra, and a jar of olives.

A 7-year-old boy in China was found driving a three-wheeler. With his dad on the back. His drunk, unconscious dad. The boy drove 12 miles to fetch his father, who had passed out after a heavy drinking session.

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Ronald McDonald is 'Donald McDonald' in Japan because it makes pronunciation easier for the Japanese. Ever since the first McDonald’s opened in Japan in 1971, the mascot has been called Donald McDonald. Often, Japanese people are surprised to learn he has a different name everywhere else.

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A British woman has been arrested for drunkenly asking two men to join the mile high club with her during a commercial flight. (

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According to a charging affidavit that nobody needs to read, a Florida Woman was arrested Saturday for allegedly tossing a bucket of human waste in the face her landlord. 59-year-old Joanne Mercader was collared following a confrontation in the mobile home she rents from the 65-year-old victim. Mercader was busted for battery on a person 65 or older, a felony. The victim told sheriff’s deputies that she had previously arranged with Mercader to “check on broken items within the residence” in Osteen, a Volusia County community. When the victim received no response to her knocking, she opened the trailer door and was “met with a full bucket of human feces being thrown into her face.” The victim’s account of the vile incident was confirmed by two witnesses interviewed by police. When a deputy first encountered the landlord, she was “completely covered in feces that was dripping wet.” After initially claiming that the victim had attacked her, Mercader admitted to “throwing the bucket of feces on the landlord as soon as she entered the residence.” (

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A Florida man was tased and arrested after cursing at deputies while stark naked. Charlotte County deputies received several calls and online tips on Saturday about a man screaming at the top of his lungs in his underwear and waking the neighbors. They found 32-year-old Carlos Suarez standing in the driveway and screaming profanities as they approached. Suarez kept darting into his home and back out to yell at the deputies. Finally, he walked outside “slinging his genitals,” according to a release from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office. Deputies told him he was under arrest, and he once again tried to run inside. Suarez was tased and taken down for exposing himself, breaching the peace and resisting law enforcement officers without violence. (
I read a headline and Heidi (and you) need to guess if the story is FAKE NEWS or something that really happened in the state of FLORIDA.

A Vero Beach man told police he wasn’t drinking and driving because he only drank at stop signs ….. FLORIDA (

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