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According to an arrest report, a Florida man was caught using the stolen credit card of a dead man and was then seen trying to eat the card to destroy evidence before he was questioned by deputies. Orange County deputies said they were called to Disney Springs Monday for the report of a man trying to purchase jewelry and gift cards with a fraudulent debit card. When they arrived, deputies said they 27-year-old saw Jose Herrera detained by Disney security, making strange movements with his hand inside his pocket. Upon investigation, deputies said they found a baggie of a white powdery substance in Herrera’s pocket. When questioned about the contents of the baggie, Herrera was up front with deputies: “I’m not going to lie, it’s cocaine,” he said. Other law enforcement who witnessed the incident told deputies they saw Herrera try to eat the fraudulent card in an attempt to destroy the evidence before he could be questioned. He is charged with fraud of a person who is deceased, possession of cocaine, and possession of a stolen credit card. (https://bit.ly/3aL7obl)
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The nation’s divorce lawyers are warning that divorce rates are skyrocketing for quarantined couples. (https://pge.sx/3dqqBkK)
Michael Levitt, a Stanford Biophysicist and Nobel Prize Winner, has analyzed the data on Coronavirus deaths and says our country is going to be fine a lot sooner than anyone realizes. (https://yhoo.it/2vHUdsL)
The Bermuda Triangle isn't any more likely to cause a mysterious disappearance than anywhere else. This area in the North Atlantic Sea is also called "The Devil's Triangle" because it is an area of the ocean that stretches between the tip of Florida, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. It has been thought to seemingly swallow up ships and aircrafts. Explorers as far back as Christopher Columbus have reported odd occurrences, like fireballs in the sky (that turned out to be a meteor crashing). But historians, scientists, and the U.S. Coast Guard have proven that vessels are no more likely to disappear in the Bermuda Triangle than they are anywhere else in the ocean. Many prior disappearances have been demystified as remains of numerous wrecks were discovered or explained by weather patterns in the area at that time.
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A Frenchman ran a full twenty-six mile marathon while jogging in place on his balcony. (https://bit.ly/2xg9K3F)
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A Florida man got naked from the waist down and made lewd gestures at an underage girl after he crashed into the car she was in, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies said 23-year-old Cody Hicks was driving erratically Friday and crashed into a car with two females inside. After the crash, Hicks pulled down his pants and underwear while standing in the middle of the street and began touching his penis while sticking his tongue out at witnesses. Hicks is also accused of asking the underage victim if she wanted to participate in a sex act while he had his penis exposed. Deputies said Hicks refused to cooperate with the investigation and would only answer with, “I want my lawyer" when he was asked a question. He was arrested on a lewd and lascivious exhibition charge and reportedly plead not guilty. (https://bit.ly/2QBYllf)
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A Titusville Grandma took her teeth out to scare an intruder off her porch ….. FLORIDA (https://at.wftv.com/2xWwIJx)
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